Marauder#3Moony presents:

Standing Together IN Devil's Manor Chapter 2

Paint Fights

"Hey! I hear happy!" Grindelwald shouted from the other room.

"I thought he went to sleep," whispered Lucius to Voldemort rather loudly.

"Dumb fuck!" Bellatrix hissed. Lucius turned to face her. "We can all hear you and I bet Grindelwald can too."

"Really? Wow," Lucius said sarcastically. "We wouldn't want that. I mean after all we are discussing ideas to destroy this place and reclaim out rightful places as rulers of the universe."

"Yeah we are," said Narcissa. She rolled her eyes and continued to paint.

"Wait…who'd you say is the rightful ruler of the world?" Voldemort said with a deathly glare.

"You!" everyone chorused innocently, not meeting his eye.

Suddenly the lights went out.

"Um, guys?"

"What, Voldemort?"

"I dropped my paint brush."

"You didn't have one."

"I didn't?"

"No, Bella. He did."

I did?"

No, he didn't!"

"But, guys, I just had it and-"

"Yes, he did you psychotic moron!"

"Hello. People! I can't find my-"

"You didn't have one, my lord."

"Yes, he did!"

"No-"

"Shut up both of you!"

And then, out of the darkness, came a voice, singing:

"This song is just 6 words long
This song is just 6 words long
This song is just 6 words long
This song is just 6 words long."

"Lucius! I demand you shut up!" Voldemort shirked.

"Couldnt think of any lyrics
No I never wrote the lyrics
So I'll just sing any old lyrics
That come to my mind

"Lucius! You gay ass! Stop it!" Severus agreed with Voldemort.

"You really need words
A whole lotta rhymin words
You gotta write so many words
Hmm mmm
Ta do it, ta do it, ta do it, ta do it, ta do it, ta do it right,child"

This song is just 6 words long
This song is just 6 words long
This song is just 6 words long
This song is just 6 words long

I know that your probably sore
Cuz I didnt write any more
I just didnt get to complete it
So thats why I gotta repeat it

This song is just 6 words long (6 words long)
This song is just 6 words long (6 words long)

Oh I make a lotta money
They pay me a ton o' money
They're payin me plenty o' money
To sing this song, child

I gotta fill time
3 minutes worth of time
Oh how will I fill so much time?
Hmm mmm
I'll throw in a solo, a solo, a solo, a solo, a solo here

(saxaphone and drum solo)

This song is just 6 words long
This song is just 6 words long
This song is just 6 words long
This song is just 6 words long

This song's got nothin to say
But Im recording it anyway
I know if I put my mind to it
I know I could find a good rhym here

Oh ya gotta have a-music
Ya need really catchy music
This song has got plenty o' music
But just 6 words, child

And so I'll sing em over
and over and over and over
and over and over and over
Hmm mmm
and over
and over
and over
and over
and over
and over again

6 words long
6 words long
6 words long
6 words long (fading)
6 words long (fading)
6 words long (fading)
6 words long-"

Lucius was forced to stop singing when someone slamed a bucket of paint on his head. Without reason the lights came back on.

"Hey! The lights are back," said Antonin.

"Where?" asked Lucius, paint bucket and all.

"Great...look at this mess!" yelled Bellatrix.

"Hey!" shouted Voldemort happily.

"What?" asked Lucius.

"I did have a paintbush!" Vldemort said gleefully, picking it up.