Disclaimers: Not mine

Spoilers: Nope

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LOVE, GOOD SEX, AND SECURITY

"What?"

"Love, good sex, and security."

"What about them?"

"What's the question?"

"Catherine, you're not making any sense."

"I'm not drunk!"

"I didn't say you were."

"Stop stalling, Grissom."

"How can I be stalling if I don't know what I'm stalling?"

"We're playing Jeopardy!"

"I thought we were watching TV?"

"Well now we're playing Jeapordy."

"Ok, what's the answer?"

"Oh, I get it. You're playing stupid, hoping I'll forget that you haven't answered, right? Ha! Well you have greatly underestimated my skills when under the influence!"

"I thought you weren't drunk?"

"That's what you think!"

"Catherine, are you sure it's a good idea to be pouring yourself more vodka?"

"Yes. Now answer the question."

"What was the answer?"

"Love, good sex, and security."

"I have a feeling I didn't learn this in college."

"What makes a good marriage?"

"I wouldn't know."

"No, Grissom, that was the answer!"

"Oh."

"Now who's drunk?"

"I've had 3 beers."

"And an entire bottle of vodka!"

"That's yours, Cath."

"Really?"

"Ok, I think that's enough alcohol and Jeapordy for today. Time for bed!"

"It's going to take more than that to get me into bed, Grissom."

"That wasn't a pick-up line. I'm serious."

"That's what they all say...what are you doing?"

"I'm picking you up."

"You see! I knew it! You've always had the hots for me, haven't you?"

"Cath, I meant it literally. If you can't walk to bed, I'm gonna have to carry you. C'mon."

"Gee, Grissom, if you wanted me that bad, all you had to do was ask."

"Remind me never to let you near my vodka again."

"You know, I may be a little drunk but that doesn't mean I can't still show you a good time."

"I don't think that's a good idea."

"What? You don't believe me?"

"No, I believe you."

"So why not give it a go?"

"Because you're drunk."

"Not drunk enough to realize we've got the love and security part down pat. We might as well shoot for 3."

"What?"

"Love, good sex, and security. We've got 2 out of 3. How about going for a perfect score?"

"Be careful what you wish for."

"Ooh...I love it when you talk dirty."

"Catherine, get some sleep."

"You know, your bed's big enough for the both of us."

"I'm taking the couch tonight."

"You don't trust me?"

"No, I don't trust myself."

"You only had 3 beers."

"It's not the alcohol that's affecting me. Goodnight, Cath."

*THE END*