Author's Note: Hey everyone! Don't be too harsh on me, okay? This is my first X-Men: Evolution fic. Not to mention my first Romance/Humor fic…

Disclaimer's Note: all the characters here are the property of Marvel Comics.


"Everyone, please welcome our newest recruit, Gambit."

Xavier smiled as the team welcomed the devil -eyed man. He looked no more than 18 or 19, judging by his physique. Although he looked skinny, he was actually quite muscular underneath the brown trench coat.

The female half of the team swooned as he flashed them a grin that sent chills up their spine. Scott, the leader of the X-Men eyed the boy through his ruby-quartz glasses and frowned. Gambit, in his opinion was too arrogant and cocky.

" Please, call me Remy. Remy LeBeau," the boy replied, once again flashing another smile.

' Yup, too cocky' thought Scott.

Wolverine, possibly the oldest man on the team disliked the boy at soon as he had first smelled him. Something inside his head just screamed 'Alcolyte'.

" I was just wondering whether one of you would like to help Remy settle in?" Xavier asked.

He was not too surprised to find all the women's hands in the air. Suddenly, a scream filled the mansion and a blue boy suddenly appeared with the smell of brimstone.

" Uh-oh," Jubilee said.

" Sombody hide me!" the blue boy said as he hid behind Scott, who was smiling from ear to ear.

" Kurt! Once I get mah hands on you, you are going to wish you were nevah born!"

The team suddenly faced a drenched, auburn haired girl. Two platinum streaks plastered on her face, and her clothes sticking to her body, accentuating every curve. The boys half drooled at her as she fumed. Scott turned slightly pink as his gaze traveled up and down her body.

" Alright, shows over you little punks," Wolverine growled as he stood in front of her. " Come on stripes. Calm down."

Rogue growled at the man and stood her ground. She crossed her arms across her chest and refused to move.

" Ya do know that once ya move Kurt's gonna dah (die)," she stated, rubbing off her smeared make up.

Remy couldn't help but stare at the girl. Whatever he thought when he saw Jean was nothing compared to what he thought now. As she placed the towel down, Remy got a glimpse of her beautiful face without the pale make up. She was stunning.

As he looked at the spectacled 'leader' of the X-Men, he found him staring at the girl as well.

' Seems like Remy got himself a little comp'tition.'


Author's Note: I don't know where I'm going with this… I just suddenly got the idea late at night…