AN: I am so sorry. It's 8 am and I have not slept.

To Orion and his procrastination,

"Eat this."

"Huh?" Izuku Midoriya tried to comprehend what All-Might had just said. The number one hero wanted him to eat a strand of hair. As an award.

"It doesn't really matter what it is as long as you take in my DNA." The pro-hero grinned at him but the words passed over Izuku's head.

What the fuck.

Izuku stared at his idol for another 2 minutes before backing away from there. "Oh fuck no, I ain't gonna eat someone's hair. That's fucking dandruff infested." And with that, the young boy ran away leaving a confused All-Might on the beach.

Unbeknownst to the two and to the rest of the world, this pivotal moment in history will lead to the birth of the greatest hero the human race has ever seen. For the hair, strand would settle onto the ground before being eaten by a rat who would then be eaten by a snake who would then be eaten by an eagle who would then be eaten by a Tyrannosaurus-Rex. The dinosaur won't get eaten by anyone but would die before activating his new quirk. However, the mosquitos who sucked on his blood will take the DNA. These mosquitos will be eaten by a bat who turns out to be Count Dracula from Transylvania. Count Dracula would then be hunted by a human because the human wanted to know the recipe for Dracula's prized hair gel. In a last-ditch effort to get away, Count Dracula transforms into a die but still unfortunately dies in China. There he would be eaten by a human and the One-For-All quirk would mutate into Covid-19. The virus will eventually go on to kill All-For-One.

Izuku Midoriya would have died from a rare strain of Covid-19 as All-Might's final vengeance for saying he had dandruff.

Thank you