Captain's Log:

Don't know why I'm still writing this bloody thing. No ship, the one I borrowed from AnnaMaria..... had flotation problems. It sank. Stole from corupt tax collector. So easy. Had fun bamboozeling (luv that word) some really STUPID lobsters.about a ship called the Intercepter. Nice ship, want it. One problem. Am in jail. Did something stupid. Saved rich girl from drowning. Her over eager suitor (here boy, wanna bone?) Clapped me in irons. Stupid pirate brand. Watching pirates next door try to tempt key dog with bone. Almost as stupid as lobsters. Had fun fight with rich girl's other over eager suitor (she must collect 'em)during failed escape attempt. Blacksmith fellow. Pretty scrawny for a blacksmith. Too damn good. Practises with swords 3 hours a day. Pitiful. Told him he needed a girl. Sexual frustration's bad for you. Give me a prostitute any day. (Please?) Silly boy thought I'd fight fair. (Hello, Pirate!) Miss me hat. Stupid guards took it with the rest of me stuff.

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Captain's Log:

Saw old (mutenous) crew, they're cursed. Undead or something. Turn into skeletons. Ha Ha. Downside, still locked in cell. Noisy, they're attacking the harbor. Scared key away. Damn. Trying to pick lock. Could really use some nice rum right now. Write more later.

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Captain's Log:

Hey guess what? Over Eager Suitor # 2 is Bootstrap Bill's kid. Shoulda known. They look alike. Liked Bootstrap better. Kid's too hot headed. And obsessed. Bet he's a virgin. C'mon, how much will ya bet me? Alright, alright. Useful though. The kid. Broke me outta jail. Literally. He built the door and knew how to break it. (Damn blacksmiths) Wants me help in saving the Girl. Again. I saved her from drowning. You'd think that would be enough. But nooooo. Now I have to save her from Barbosa. This girl's future doesn't look promising if this trend continues. Kid thinks Barbosa wants her cause she's the govener's daughter. Stupid. She probably gave them another name. Probably his, which is why they want her. They think she's Bootstrap's kid. Bad luck that. But shows where the brains lie in this pair. This kid's too selfless for his own good. Good for me though. He's just what I need to get my revenge on Barbosa. Leverage you see. They need him to break the curse. Ha Ha. At least I got me hat back.

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Captain's Log:

Got to steal the Interceptor! The kid and I comandeered the Dauntless. Silly commodore (Over Eager Suitor # 1) came up alongside in Interceptor. They boarded us. We boarded them. Fun! Left them in our wake. HA HA! It's Mine! Now all I need is a crew. Kid is very annoying. Tempted to throw him overboard. But need him. Until curse is broken and I have my Black Pearl back. (Like Interceptor, but it's no match for my Pearl) Plus he's obsessed with girl. And not being a pirate. Silly. Gonna visit Gibbs, see if I can get meself a crew.

Ship!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Captain's Log:

Got crew. Got slapped by three girls. Not sure if I deserved them all. Anna Maria part of crew. Ticked off at loss of her ship. Can have it back. She'll have to swim for it though. Won't tell her that. Might hit me again. Goin' after me lovely pearl. Notice Will giving me odd looks. Think he's jealous of me hat. Busy. Write later.

Ship :)