Disclaimer: All Characters belong to JK Rowling.

Friends. Those people you can't live without. Those that you'd do anything for and know that they would do the same for you. They are there, through thick and thin, forever by your side. I have friends such as these. Sometimes we talk, letting our emotions flow freely, coming closer to understanding the hearts and spirits of our dearest companions...

"Who the hell did I piss off to get stuck with you as friends?"

"God."

"A couple of them."

"I must of pissed off the entire Greek Pantheon, obviously."

I am Remus Lupin, and these are the tales of my fellow Marauders and I, through the years of Great Pranking, Chaos, and General Insanity.