Sigh... Weeks ago my buddy Aragorn II Elessar lost a bet over the result of the Spawn and Ghost Rider Death Battle and had to do a crack one shot of Buffy Summers X Edward Cullen. I decided to come to him with the similar bet of the most recent Death Battle between Master Chief and Doom Slayer.

SPOILER ALERT FOR THE DEATH BATTLE!

Similar bet with loser having to do a crack one shot of a pairing of the winner's choosing. He went with Doom Slayer and I was fine as I thought that with his sci fi alien armor and experience that Master Chief could win. I was definitely concerned leading up to it but was optimistic that he could turn it around despite the Doom Slayer's memetic popularity. But no... Aragorn choose this pairing and if Master Chief had pulled through; Aragorn would have done Sonic the Hedgehog and Princess Jasmine from Aladdin... Sigh... Not really long this one but this was as much as I could do for this pairing.

Metropolis and the big blue boy scout protector of the city and the entire world known as Superman was surfing the sky while looking down; using his X-ray vision to look down searching for his target. "Be prepared to use the upmost caution Superman; even at her trying to behave herself, Harley is far from predictable." Batman told him using the Justice League communication network.

Superman expected Batman to be reacting as he did; "Don't worry Batman. I will find out what is going on." Superman then said as he focused on his search. The Justice League had gotten reports of an explosion of an area that turned out to have been housing an off any records lab; Batman's resources was able to deduce that it was one of Lex Luthor's secret projects. What it was working on had all files erased; no doubt as a precaution in case it was ever discovered.

However the surveillance footage showed that the Joker's former sidekick Harley Quinn had been responsible for the break-in.

Harley Quinn had managed to break away from the Joker and was now acting as a hero; though wasn't any less dangerous and was acting as sort of a wild card. Basically from what Batman had deducted was that she wasn't good at being a hero and her methods left a lot to be desired. Wonder Woman was able to tell of her own experiences with Harley; her having knocked her out and stole her regalia and arsenal in a misguided attempt to pretend to be her and stop a threat against her.

Something caught his eye as he found an area shielded by lead; the fact that it was clearly trying to shield itself from his X-ray was a big giveaway. Finding the entrance making his way through only to be met with red lights filling the vision.

Shielding himself; he was concerned as he was shot with red sun radiation. "Don't think that I would have liked bathing in your planet's sun Supes. Sorry if I worried ya; just didn't want Lexy to keep this junk... I thought that I can use it next time one of those Krypton super criminals escape from that projector prison you have..." spoke a voice and then bouncing out was Harley Quinn with a smirk.

"Any reason who you are using it against me then Ms Quinzel?" Superman asked facing her ready for anything that she might do but Harley came up closer and looked him over.

"Just wanted to make sure that I could talk to ya without you going straight for the fight... Love the suit and what it must feel like to have my hands on it... Tell me does that reporter girlfriend of yours' have a favourite spot to touch when she 'thanks' you... Must be why she gets herself kidnapped on purpose..." Harley asked with a giggle as Superman was taken aback but shook his head.

"Not any of your concern and no arrangement like that happens. She is just a fearless reporter..." Superman retorted as Harley continued ogling him.

"Well can you tell me if you about what she has underneath or any other undies that your fellow Justice Leaguers wear... I don't believe that you never peaked at any lady with your X-ray vision..." Harley said as Superman raised an eyebrow but kept his composure.

"No I haven't and even if I did have any sort of thought... That's not how it works... I can't just see through clothes; I would only see people's skeleton and organs. This is not some cartoon or comedy sketch." Superman then explained as Harley pouted looking disappointed.

"Well then... Tell me; your suit does speak to me... Did your folks make it for you?" Harley asked as Superman raised another eyebrow.

"My mother made my original suit and nothing to be ashamed about." Superman said matter of factly wondering if she meant to insult him with it.

"You can peak into the mind of one of you types. by their attire and how they act... Some of them anyway but your suit and your behaviour does scream boy scout. Like how your buddy's bat suit and brooding nature screams parent issues..." Harley said as Superman looked at her surprised. Harley grinned as she folded up her arms saying "A lot of people have forgotten or don't know that I was a psychiatrist..."

"Definitely more perceptive and smarter than people give you credit for Ms Quinn." Superman said complimenting her and Harley then grinned. "Sorry but I must say that I can't really trust you with technology such as this; too many things can happen. So I will have to confiscate it..." Superman said as Harley then sighed.

"Okay then... But we should see about you treating me to dinner or something if you're available..." Harley then said as Superman was taken aback but then took a deep breath.

"We will see..." Superman then replied as she then grinned and used cartwheels to make her escape. "Well... That was... Something..." Superman remarked thinking that he should focus on getting the red sun generators to a safe place.