James gaped at her in horror. "Why?!"

"Just felt like the thing to do after you kept sending me those ridiculous letters!" screamed Lily.

The whole common room was now looking at them. Eyes looking back and forth between the two as though it were a tennis rally. Suddenly, someone cleared his throat and started clapping. It was Sirius.

"How did you do it?! We didn't even notice you go near Snape! Awesome job!" he started patting Lily on her back.

Lily smiled and said, "I'm good at charms. Let's just leave it at that."

James couldn't believe it. Now he was going to be stalked by Snivellus. Ugh. What to do?! Steal the diary back, of course!

That night, he devised a plan with his fellow trouble-makers that was to be followed through the next day.

A/N: Next morning...

James walked over to the Slytherin table and started winking at Snape, cringing everytime. Snape was deeply in love with James now and scooted closer toward James with every wink. (James started scooting further away.) Snape eventually got too close and James moved to the other side of the table. Snape then got toward the end of the bench, fell off, landed face first onto the hard floor, and out fell his pink diary. Sirius quickly bewitched it to make it fly toward him and James quickly blew a kiss to Sevvy and ran back to the Gryffindor table.

"That. was. so-" James tried to get out.

"Lovely? Romantic? PRETTY?" Sirius added. He apparently found it adorable that his best friend was acting that way to his arch enemy.

"Um, perhaps we should get working on it before he realizes he lost it again..." suggested Remus. So they all went back up to their dorm and started looking up spells to get rid of Lily's charm.

(A/N: its a Saturday so they have free time)

While everyone was looking up spells, Sirius was scanning through it to see if Snape had added anything new.

"Oh, my Merlin! I like totally can't believe it!" he squealed in delight.

The other Marauders quickly huddled around him and read the passage:

I can't believe those fools thought this would make me angry! I absolutely adore the pink and orange! *sigh* Like totally! I wish James would talk to me. Or even look at me decently. The brat never looks at me without wincing. Am I really that fat? I'm glad I have you to write in Pink-Rosey-Smelling-Diary. I would have nothing to confide in if you weren't here. I love you.

Once finished reading, Peter fainted. James pushed his body out of the way and grabbed the diary. He then dodged for his quill and tried to scratch out everything Snape wrote but the ink would just disappear of it was on top of another word. It was their anti-erasing charm.

James tapped his quill on Peter's head and tried to think of something to do.

"Eureka!" he yelled.

"What on earth is Eureka!?" asked Sirius.

"I don't know. It just sounded cool."

"Oh, did you think of something yet?" said Sirius.

"Not a thing..."

"How about instead of getting rid of the charm, we can place it on someone else?" Remus asked.

"What a ridiculous, ludacrious, absolutely-" Sirius started.

"Genius idea!" James exclaimed.

"I was GETTING TEHRE! SHEESH!" Sirius squealed.

So they found the spell to make the person under the spell change their mind. They also added a few more words to the diary.

Dearest Severus,

I think you're pushing me too far too fast. You need to stop this stalking because I'm just not ready! For some reason, I feel like you might stop....in about 24 hours. Thanks for your cooperation.

Your former crush- James

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Fat-

I never knew you felt that way about pink! I would have never turned it pink for you! You're one sick, sick man! Just nasty!

Sirius

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Mr. Snape,

I swear I had NOTHING to do with this! Don't hurt me!!

Peter

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Dear Snape,

I have nothing to say to you.

Dear Peter,

You are the worst Gryffindor I have ever met.

Remus

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Wolfie-

Amen to that brotha!

Sirius

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Dear Sirius,

Why do you insist on calling me Wolfie? It makes me feel so cheap.

Remus

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Wolfie...er..can't erase it...Moony-

Sorry Mooner. I mean, Moony.

Sirius

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Hey guys,

We're supposed to be making fun of how Snape likes the color pink and bubbly letters here...

James

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Hello guys,

Do you know what we're having for dinner? I heard that it was going to be pot roast, but I might have mistaken it for hot toast. Any of you got a clue?

Peter

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Hello guys,

I retract my last statement. I know what you were about to say. So I'll shut up now...

Peter

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Moony-

How's the weather over there?

Sirius

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Dear Sirius,

Kind of sunny. Hey Sirius, how much does the weather change if one location is about 2 feet from the other?

Remus

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Moony-

Oh no! You're not tricking me with that non-metric stuff again! Oh no moony-boy! Ho-ho. Sirius has gotten too clever for that!

Sirius

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Hey Moony,

Did you get one word that Sirius just said again?

James

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Dear James,

Of course not. Do we ever?

Remus

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Dudes!

Its sunny over here!

Sirius

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Dear guys,

Since Snape loves pink so much, lets turn it black. Yay or nay to that suggestion?

Remus

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YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY!!!!

Sirius

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Dear guys,

Ok that settles it. *turns diary black*

Remus

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Hey guys,

Since he's going to hate us again after this, lets show him we all love him and sign all of our names everywhere again! WHEEE!!!!

James James James James James *writes James on cover and in back and on every page*

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Guys-

Yay! This again! I LOVE this part! *signs name frantically and becomes so messy that his name reads: Slack*

Sirius Siri Sirius!!!

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Dear All,

I'll just write mines really big. Peter, why is your signature tiny?

Remus

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Remus-

I. have. no. energy. to write. big.

Peter

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Dear Peter,

You just added 5 more periods than you needed to. You have plenty of energy.

Remus

Peter kept on whining so they had to stop their diary entries there. That afternoon, Remus snuck it successfully back into Snape's pocket (Snape was unaware once again because he was staring at James).

10 minutes into lunch, there was a loud yell of terror.

"Get away from me! What has happend to you?!" bellowed Lucius Malfoy.

"Lucy! My Lucy! Don't deny you're love for me! Lucy please! Just be TRUE to your innerself!" Snape pleaded. The whole school stared at them with wide eyes and some started falling out of their chair laughing. Some being four boys and one girl from Gryffindor.

"I must admit, I'm very impressed," said Lily.

James gave her a wink and then did a wild five minute Marauder's Dance with his friends.

A/N: That's it for this story! Hope you guys liked it. I'm sorry if its too short but I just started on a different fanfic (The Hogwarts Herald) thats a newspaper and its really time consuming but loads of fun. This story also wouldn't have a plot after this. Oh, if you're wondering what on earth the Marauder's Dance is, read All About Her. I introduce the dance in that story. Well thanks for reading, don't forget to review! :)