Note: A drabble is a fic of exactly 100 words. No more, no less.

Usual disclaimers apply

Drabble #1: Rubber

By Icka! M. Chif.

"Ever wonder about Luffy's intelligence sometimes?" Usopp mused as he tinkered on the deck. "n-Not that he's stupid or anything, just..."

"Dense?" Zoro offered, eyes closed for a nap. "Really really dense?"

"Well, what's that saying?" Nani joined in. "I'm rubber, you're glue, what ever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you.-?"

"He is known as a 'Rubber Man'." Chopper agreed.

"That's something I've wondered, though." Nami mused. "Isn't gum usually sticky?"

There was a slight pause as everyone attempted to imagine Luffy sticky and stretchy.

Sanji looked pained. "I'd never get him out of the kitchen..."


As much as we've gotten addicted to One Piece, I'm kinda ashamed by the fact that we've yet to be able to come up with any fic ideas for the series that are over 100 words. ^^;;

So we'll post the handful we have of those and call it even...