One day I got seriously bored. I was listening to my Phantom of the Opera original cast soundtrack. I was in a weird hyper mood. Suddenly I though of something fun to do. I'm going to translate some of the songs and lines into ghetto slang. I hope you enjoy this! It was fun writing it. If this thing offend anyone, then I'm deeply sorry. Yes, this has a ton of cursing. I gave you fair warning!

The Author,

Christi-Chan

P.s. These aren't put in order and if anyone thinks this is a slur. I promise you it's not. I'm anything but a racist. I just like the way some people talk like this. It's rather amusing if put in comedic contexts.

-Actual line-

"Joseph Buquet hold your tongue- he will burn you with the heat of his eyes."

-Ghetto Translation-

"You better shut your bitch ass up before that crazy Mother fucker nails your ass to the red carpet. You know what I'm sayin' ?"

-Actual line-

"Ladies and Gentleman please remain in your seats! Do not panic it was an accident! Simply an accident!"

-Ghetto Translation-

"Oh snap! I didn't see nothin' !"

-Actual Line-

"Christine I love you"

-Ghetto Translation-

"You got me straight trippin' boo."

-Actual Line-

"You evil woman! How dare you!"

-Ghetto Translation-

"Oh no you didn't! Step off bitch"

-Actual Line-

"She's mad"

-Ghetto Translation-

"The bitch is criz ay z! "

I'll add more later. Thank for reading.

Have a lovely day ^_^