One day I got seriously bored. I was listening to my Phantom of the Opera original cast soundtrack. I was in a weird hyper mood. Suddenly I though of something fun to do. I'm going to translate some of the songs and lines into ghetto slang. I hope you enjoy this! It was fun writing it. If this thing offend anyone, then I'm deeply sorry. Yes, this has a ton of cursing. I gave you fair warning!
P.s. These aren't put in order and if anyone thinks this is a slur. I promise you it's not. I'm anything but a racist. I just like the way some people talk like this. It's rather amusing if put in comedic contexts.
"Joseph Buquet hold your tongue- he will burn you with the heat of his eyes."
"You better shut your bitch ass up before that crazy Mother fucker nails your ass to the red carpet. You know what I'm sayin' ?"
"Ladies and Gentleman please remain in your seats! Do not panic it was an accident! Simply an accident!"
"Oh snap! I didn't see nothin' !"
"Christine I love you"
"You got me straight trippin' boo."
"You evil woman! How dare you!"
"Oh no you didn't! Step off bitch"
"The bitch is criz ay z! "
I'll add more later. Thank for reading.
Have a lovely day ^_^