We're off the Catch the Culprit
(Set to We're Off to See the Wizard from The Wizard of Oz)

We're off to catch the culprit
The culprit who robbed the store
We hear he is one heck of a thief
If ever a thief did thieve
If ever, oh ever, a thief did thieve
The nasty thief is one, believe
Believe, believe, believe, believe, believe
Believe the thieving things he does
We're off to catch the culprit
The culprit who robbed the store