Captain N: The Game Master

Volume 1: The Game Masters

Track 33: Videoland - At Dr. Light's lab, Lana wishes everyone well and goes to Earth

Started Writing: Monday, September 23, 2002, 1:01 AM

Finished Writing: 1:44 AM

Friday, September 7, 2001, 9:46 PM

The entire group is standing in Dr. Light's lab.

Lana:

First of all, let's welcome Kevin, Mike, and Stacey to the team.

Clapping sounds.

Lana:

Second, I want to tell all of you what's happened to me. The Triforce have given me knowledge of the other Earth, so I can

fit in better. With this knowledge, my voice has changed. Third,...I'm going on a trip to Earth to find my birth parents. I

don't know when I'll be back. There's so much that I wanna learn. So, I'm leaving the team. Samus,...I know that you've felt

uncomfortable taking orders from me since the start. I know that you want to be the leader, but I'm not appointing anyone. I

leave it to you all to decide. Fourth, I thank you all for your efforts. It's been an honor and a pleasure serving with each

of you.

Samus:

Lana, I know that you've hated all of the shit that I've put you through, and I just want you to know that...I'll miss it.

(Gina, you can substitute "crap" if you want to.)

Lana laughs.

Kevin hands Lana some money.

Kevin:

I've got $3.85, Lana. It's yours. Buy yourself some pizza.

Lana:

Thanks, Kevin.

Pause.

Lana:

I'll miss you, Zelda.

Zelda:

I'll miss you, too. Good luck.

They hug and kiss briefly.

Lana:

Fifth,...good-bye.

(sniffs)

Open the warp, Roll.

The warp opens. Lana steps through. The warp closes.

Pause.

Stacey claps her hands together.

Stacey:

Okey-dokey! We need a name for our team!

Samus:

You've GOTTA be kidding.

Stacey:

Nuh-UH! Okay, since Kevy, Mike, and I are from Northridge, and Jo and Samus are Nintendo characters, how about we call

ourselves the N Team? Isn't that, like, totally clever?

Mega Man:

That leaves US out.

Joanna:

I think it's bloody BRILLIANT.

Samus:

Whatever.

Kevin:

Okay, we're the N Team!

Mike:

Jo, thanks for giving us these rifles. They're bad-ass.

Joanna:

Oh, those were only temporary, so you wouldn't die.

Joanna picks up some guns and hands them to Kevin, Mike, and Stacey.

Joanna:

THESE are your weapons. They're called Zappers. They have TWO settings - burn and vaporize. It'll be best to not CONFUSE

them.

Everyone chuckles.

Stacey:

Guys, shouldn't we get back home? Our parents are probably totally worried.

Kevin:

Well, -

Roll:

No! That's IT! No more warping for the rest of the week!

Kevin:

I guess we'll be living in here.

Roll:

But -

Kevin:

And now that THAT'S settled, I hereby nominate myself the leader of the N Team.

Mike:

What?!

Kevin:

I think I'll call myself Captain N. It has a nice ring to it.

Mike and Cyndi, ad-lib Mike and Stacey's protests. Kevin joins in.