Mr. Smiley Falls in Love ~Chapter 1~ by Kiwi, and some encouragement and
ideas from Cherry (aka Cherry Kitten). Check out our co-authorship name
CherryKiwi!
Disclaimer: I do not own Minesweeper, although it is on my computer.I think I will check it out now. and I do not own Mr. Smiley, seeing he is a part of Minesweeper too. I also do not own Yahoo, yahoo mail, yahoo messenger, or the yahoo smiley or the yahoo 'not online' smiley, which is not a smiley at all. It is grey and asleep. I also do not own MSN or MSN messenger. I do not own AOL or AIM either! I only have them downloaded for my personal use to IM friends! Dang it I keep having to add stuff to my disclaimer! I don't own Windows either. Do I have to do this? Ugh I don't own Wheel of Fortune or Roller Coaster Tycoon either. Maybe I should just stop my story and I won't have to continue this blasted disclaimer!! Oh yea I don't own McDonald's either. If there is anything I missed, then blast it! I don't own it!!
Mr. Smiley has a same old same old day. Each day, the strange and severely messed up girl named Kiwi gets on the computer. She signs on to all the instant messengers she has. AIM, Yahoo, and MSN/Windows. Then she goes online to check her website and then she checks her email and her co- authoress email for reviews and messages and stuff of the story. All the while, Mr. Smiley is being left alone because Kiwi is so busy and doesn't have the time to play minesweeper. It is forgotten in the depths of the many computer programs. Wheel of Fortune and Roller Coaster Tycoon in all their splendid 21st century-ness are much more likely to be played the Minesweeper. Poor Mr. Smiley. If only Kiwi knew he was sitting their bored all day smiling all the time just because he was forced too. I mean it's not like he can just stop smiling! Then some idiot would sue because Mr. Smiley wasn't smiling when he was supposed to. That reminds me of that idiot lady who sued McDonald's because her coffee was hot and it burned her and they didn't warn her that her coffee was hot. DUH! Then there's that other guy who sued them because they didn't tell him their food was extremely unhealthy and that it would make him fat if he ate a lot. Where is some people's freakin' common sense?!?!?
While our author is irate and continues to punch something over people's stupidity, we shall continue our story. Since Kiwi's computer is gimped, (see The Fellowship Discovers Fanfiction by CherryKiwi for more on Kiwi's gimped computer.) it automatically brought up minesweeper for no apparent reason while Kiwi was checking her Yahoo mail. A scream of terror is heard from our humble author because the computer is once again acting strangely. During the whole chaos, the Yahoo smiley of one of Kiwi's contacts (which is not grey and asleep at the moment, it is very much alive, yellow, and smilin') is bumped into Mr. Smiley of Minesweeper.
*~*~*~*~* What will happen next? *gasp* Oh no! Read the next chapter when it comes out!! Kiwi is slightly too tired to continue writing for the night. It is 1:38 am currently as this is being written. Time to do something else than get writer's block.
A/N: Please review and stay faithful through the story. I always update pretty quickly and I WILL have the next chapter out sometimes by next week. Yay! Who knew Minesweeper fics could be so fun? *author goes on insane sugar rush and runs away screaming "Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"*
Disclaimer: I do not own Minesweeper, although it is on my computer.I think I will check it out now. and I do not own Mr. Smiley, seeing he is a part of Minesweeper too. I also do not own Yahoo, yahoo mail, yahoo messenger, or the yahoo smiley or the yahoo 'not online' smiley, which is not a smiley at all. It is grey and asleep. I also do not own MSN or MSN messenger. I do not own AOL or AIM either! I only have them downloaded for my personal use to IM friends! Dang it I keep having to add stuff to my disclaimer! I don't own Windows either. Do I have to do this? Ugh I don't own Wheel of Fortune or Roller Coaster Tycoon either. Maybe I should just stop my story and I won't have to continue this blasted disclaimer!! Oh yea I don't own McDonald's either. If there is anything I missed, then blast it! I don't own it!!
Mr. Smiley has a same old same old day. Each day, the strange and severely messed up girl named Kiwi gets on the computer. She signs on to all the instant messengers she has. AIM, Yahoo, and MSN/Windows. Then she goes online to check her website and then she checks her email and her co- authoress email for reviews and messages and stuff of the story. All the while, Mr. Smiley is being left alone because Kiwi is so busy and doesn't have the time to play minesweeper. It is forgotten in the depths of the many computer programs. Wheel of Fortune and Roller Coaster Tycoon in all their splendid 21st century-ness are much more likely to be played the Minesweeper. Poor Mr. Smiley. If only Kiwi knew he was sitting their bored all day smiling all the time just because he was forced too. I mean it's not like he can just stop smiling! Then some idiot would sue because Mr. Smiley wasn't smiling when he was supposed to. That reminds me of that idiot lady who sued McDonald's because her coffee was hot and it burned her and they didn't warn her that her coffee was hot. DUH! Then there's that other guy who sued them because they didn't tell him their food was extremely unhealthy and that it would make him fat if he ate a lot. Where is some people's freakin' common sense?!?!?
While our author is irate and continues to punch something over people's stupidity, we shall continue our story. Since Kiwi's computer is gimped, (see The Fellowship Discovers Fanfiction by CherryKiwi for more on Kiwi's gimped computer.) it automatically brought up minesweeper for no apparent reason while Kiwi was checking her Yahoo mail. A scream of terror is heard from our humble author because the computer is once again acting strangely. During the whole chaos, the Yahoo smiley of one of Kiwi's contacts (which is not grey and asleep at the moment, it is very much alive, yellow, and smilin') is bumped into Mr. Smiley of Minesweeper.
*~*~*~*~* What will happen next? *gasp* Oh no! Read the next chapter when it comes out!! Kiwi is slightly too tired to continue writing for the night. It is 1:38 am currently as this is being written. Time to do something else than get writer's block.
A/N: Please review and stay faithful through the story. I always update pretty quickly and I WILL have the next chapter out sometimes by next week. Yay! Who knew Minesweeper fics could be so fun? *author goes on insane sugar rush and runs away screaming "Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"*