Mr. Smiley Falls in Love ~Chapter 3~ by Kiwi05

A/N: For those of you who reviewed, thank you so much! It really encourages me to keep going and write more! I wouldn't have this out as soon as I did if it weren't for you guys! (Shout outs are at the bottom of the page.)

Disclaimer: See Previous. (I know, I am so boring today with my disclaimer.)

*~*~*~*Previously*~*~*~* In our last chapter, Mr. Smiley took Ima on a date to Roller Coaster Tycoon. While they were resting under the gazebo in the far corner of the park, Ima suddenly turned grey and unalive. We left poor Mr. Smiley standing there weeping and crying out for help.

Mr. Smiley did not know what to do. They were in a secluded part of the park and no one else was around.

"HELP!" screamed Mr. Smiley. "HELP HELP HELP!" But, eheu, no help arrived.

Mr. Smiley sat there crying next to Ima not knowing what to do. But soon, one of those dancing elephants who wander the park dancing for the entertainment of the people. It danced along the path randomly and Mr. Smiley called out to it.

"Um, hello? Mr. Elephant sir? Do you think you can help me?" But the elephant did not reply. He just kept dancing along. Mr. Smiley ran out to him and kicked him, knocking him over.

"Now, you listen to me when I talk to you. Take me to the front of the park. NOW." Mr. Smiley had a mean tone in his voice now. He meant business and he wasn't going to take 'no' for an answer!

"Uh...uh...I'm sorry sir! I didn't hear you!" came a muffled voice from inside the elephant suit.

"Didn't hear me?! You nimwit! I shouted loud, slow, and clear for you to hear me perfectly!" *flashbacks to speech class! Ahhhh! Nooo! (authoress cowers in a corner sobbing)*

Mr. Smiley didn't like this at all. He kicked the elephant dress up guy and knocked him down again. He took off the elephant suit head. The man underneath looked terrible, after all, being in that suit all day dancing around does take the energy out of you.

"Honestly, sir, I heard nothing! Now can you please let me go?!"

"Only if you take me to the front gate of the park ASAP!"

"It's a deal." And so the elephant dress up guy took Mr. Smiley, who was carrying Ima, to the front gate of the park. Mr. Smiley lugged Ima to the desktop. He jumped into the internet and took her to the nearest hospital's website. Fortunately, there was a nurse's email address on the site. She advertised help with minor problems or she would answer questions. She happened to be a smiley as well, located on the site secretly for the help of all smileys out there. Mr. Smiley decided to contact her. He wrote an email.

From: Mr. Smiley [email protected] To: Nurse Margaret Smith [email protected] Re: I need help!!

Dear Nurse Margaret, I need help! I was out on a date with a fellow smiley face and I had bumped into her. She was a yahoo smiley face and she was bright, shiny and beautiful. All of a sudden, on our date, she just went all grey and pale just like that. What happened to her?! What do I do?!

Please help,
Mr. Smiley

He checked his mail in a few minutes and Nurse Margaret had replied.

From: Nurse Margaret Smith [email protected] To: Mr. Smiley [email protected] Re: Re: I need help!!

Dear Mr. Smiley, I know just what to do. Just sit back and relax for a while and don't worry. Everything will be ok. Apparently you don't know much about yahoo smileys. They are different and operate differently than regular smileys. They are governed by users who log into a yahoo messenger account. When the user logs in, the smiley is bright and lit up to show other users that they are online. However, when the person logs off, the smiley is dimmed. So do not fear. Your date will be back to normal as soon as her user logs back in. I do not know when the user will log in and how long they will remain logged in. So, that could be a problem with your dating if it keeps happening a lot. So be warned. She can become dimmed at any time without warning.

Hope this helped you,
Nurse Margaret

Mr. Smiley was devastated. How could he date someone who just practically died and then might come back later? This was going to definitely be a challenge.

*~*~*end of chapter*~*~*

Thank you all for reading this chapter. Please review! It makes me feel happy and encourages me to write a new chapter sooner. So, for your sake (and mine!) review! No flames...as I said before. It will be sent back in hopes that it will burn the writer alive!

Shout outs (it's a long list this time...lol): New reviews for chapter 1 (after I posted chapter 2):

Supedawg: My next chapter is out...silly! And my third too! You're a ditz sometimes but I still love you! Haha...see u at school!

Anakin McFly: well...I will use my ability as authoress to make the yahoo smiley feminine. Technically...it's neuter! LOL! But 2 neuter things dating each other is kind of weird...hehee

Chapter 2 reviewers: Billys lil Riot Girl: Thanks for reading it Jessie! It doesn't matter how long it took...you reviewed! And that makes me feel happy!

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