Hiei's Quest For Sanity!

Author's Note: I forgot to mention! In my reviews I except flames that's if you want to live a life of hate! Thanks for the flame Ryoko7! You're a bitch too! ^_^ Now like I said in the last chapter this chapter will be the end of the Ronald Mc Donald comic thingy! Next chapter should be up in one week! I've got school so it may take a while or, maybe not. Laugh your ass off at this chappie! ^_^ By the way All the characters are out of character!

Hiei: Aaaaaahhhh! Hmm? It was all a dream? Thank you. But why is it so dark in here?

Ronald: Hello Hiei.

Hiei: Ronald!

Hiei shoots lasers at Ronald but Ronald dodges it with both hands.

Ronald: Into the happy meal box Hiei. Mwahahaha!

Hiei: Noooooo!

Ronald puts Hiei inside the box. And locks him up.

Hiei: Aaaahhhhhh! Hmm? It was all a dream. But what if it's another dream? Let me see.

Picks up a tissue and blows his nose.

Hiei: Yep, not a dream. But why am I out in this alley?

Ronald: HIEI! COME OUT COME OUT WHEREVER YOU ARE!

Hiei: Oh yeah that's right. I've got to get Yusuke and Kuwabara back!

Ronald: HAHA! FOUND YOU HIEI!

Hiei runs out of the alley.

Hiei: I have to out smart him! But how? I know!

At Burger King.

Cashier: Welcome to Burger King may I take your order?

Hiei: Yeah! I'D LIKE A JR. WHOOPER! HOLD THE PICKLES! YOU KNOW I THINK BURGER KING IS MUCH BETTER THAN MCDONALDS!

Cashier: Yes that's very amusing sir. Would you like anything else?

Hiei: Nope.

Outside.

Ronald: (sniff, sniff) McDonald hating senses tingling. HIEI!

Ronald puts his foot into the roof of Burger King. He looks down at Hiei.

Ronald: What do you think your doing Hiei! Put that whooper down.

Hiei takes a bite of the whooper.

Ronald: Hiei I'm warnin you!

Hiei takes five more chomps of the burger finishing it up.

Ronald: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (takes a breath) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! HIEI YOU HAVE DECIEVED ME!

Hiei: Eat whooper you clown!

Hiei takes a big gun out and starts shooting whoppers out of it and stuffing them in Ronald's mouth. The shooting stops for a minute.

Ronald: Hah! You've run out of whoppers now you die!

Hiei: Umm I wouldn't take a further step if I were you.

Ronald: And why not? What are all the whoppers going to make me explode?

Hiei: Even worse it'll all go down to your thighs!

Picture Ronald with big thighs. ^_^

Hiei: Then you'll explode.

Ronald explodes and whoppers are falling from the sky. Kurama lays on the floor and sits down in goop.

Kurama: Hiei you saved ME!

Hiei: Put a smile on huh? Die fool die!

Hiei beats Kurama up and 5 hours later..

Kurama served 5 years of prison doing hard time and living in heck.

Kurama: I'm living in heck! (Hits a rock with an axe.)

So you see kids don't be Ronald McDonald or you'll be living in happiness. And remember stay in school!

It wasn't all that funny right? Well I promise that the next chapter will be funnier. Actually 10 times the funny!