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A cute rabbit which will shortly be maimed and cooked for his Evillness Voldemort's tea.

Random voice: One (unfortunately) sunny Saturday afternoon, our favourite evil guy is bored. So he decides
to let out his emotions, in the age-old tradition, hitting a pillow. But
that doesn't work so he resorts to writing a song about his life to Harry
Potter. Listening to muggle radio (to see how bad it is, well that's his
excuse anyway), after a few tries, he finally finds the right song for
him..

La la la la
Do de doooo

suddenly a well-known muggle song comes on the radio 'I will survive.'.
Voldemort, being so evil he is above copyright laws, has an idea..

Track one- I will preside

At first I was mean, I was really bad.
Kept thinkin' I could not get any worse than I was..
But then I killed dear ol' dad and put him in grave
And I grew EVIL, and I learned Avada Kedavra,

So now I'm back, Harry Potter
You thought I was dead but I'm as sprightly as an otter,
You should've died the first time
I shouldn't have let you live
If I had known for just one second you'd be back to bother me

Oh now die, go up to God,
Just lay down now, cause you're a little sod.
Weren't you the one, who rebounded my curse,
Did you think I'd crumble, did you think I'd lay down and die?

Oh no not I, I will preside,
Oh as long as I know how to kill, I won't go inside,
I've got muggles to maim, wizards to wipe-out,
I'll preside, I will preside,
Hey, hey!

(musical played by popular Goons Crabbe and Goyle)

It took all the strength I had to think of this lyric,
Just trying to mend pieces of my broken spirit,
And I spent oh so many nights planning death,
I used to cry, but now I hold my wand up high,
And you see me, a body new,
I'm not that stupid guy who was in the mortal way,
And so you felt like droppin' in and expect me just to leave,
Now I'm gonna show all those haters of me!
Oh yeah!

Oh now die, go up to God,
Just lay down now, cause you're a little sod.
Weren't you the one who rebounded my curse,
Did you think I'd crumble, did you think I'd lay down and die?

Oh no not I, I will preside,
Oh as long as I know how to kill, I won't go inside,
I've got muggles to maim, wizards to wipe-out,
I'll preside, I will preside,
Hey, hey!

(nananananananananananananananananana.... sung by backing 'Luscious Lucius Malfoy' and 'Ah-luv-u Avery')

Oh now die, go up to God,
Just lay down now, cause you're a little sod.
Weren't you the one who 'defeated' me,
Did you think I'd crumble, did you think I'd lay down and die?
Oh no not I, I will preside,
Oh as long as I know how to kill, I won't go inside,
I've got muggles to murder, wizards to wipeout,
I'll preside, I will preside,
I WILL PRESIDE!!!!

His Nastiness Lord Voldemort wishes to have feedback. Constructive feedback. Evilness optional. No pink fluffyness allowed.

Of course He-who-rules-them-all-they-just-don't-know-it-yet Is above copyright laws, but the humble author is sadly not. Therefore the humble author DISCLAIMS.