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Author's Notes (AN): A few little tales told in the personality of our favourite fictional characters from the good ship Andromeda. Me funny.


1st Story: Harper's version of Goldilocks


Once upon a time there was a young girl who lived deep in the forest. She had hair that looked to be spun of gold. Her name was Golden Hair or Goldie for short.

One day she went for a walk in the woods and came upon a cabin that she had, miraculously, never seen before. She went into the house and set about destroying all of the owner's personal belongings since they weren't there. Soon she got bored and lied down for a nap.

Whilst napping the family came home. They saw the giant blonde grizzly bear and promptly shot it on sight.

From that day on bear hunting became a favourite family pastime.