5th Story: Dylan's version of Little Red Riding Hood


One day there was a young girl walking through the forest on her way to her grandmother's house. While walking through the woods a wolf came across her path.

"Hello, little girl, what's your name?"

"Petite Crimson Bonnet," She answered sweetly, "I'm going to my grandmother's house."

"I didn't ask where you were going, you worthless little girl!"

Petite Crimson Bonnet took out an axe she'd hidden in her blouse and chopped the wolf into tiny bits.

Her grandmother later stabbed her repeatedly for being late.