^Well, we get to start this chapter again...^

{Thanks to a certain someone *cough*. . .}

^But we get to welcome another writer!! H7!! Shawshank, say hello^

{Hi!!!}

~What? *I* didn't lose the chapter! The C-Train left before we got there, and the chapter waved, but it was already too late!~

{Ah, excuses excuses. . .}

^Right...^

~Wait a sec...we're not talking about *school*, are we...?~

{Uh. . .I don't think so. . .}

^Shout-outs!! My favorite part...H7...you get to respond to yourself!^

~Jeeze, my ears!~

{Go me!!}

^At least I don't cry louder'n Link!^

~Okay, cut the crap and bring up the first review. I'm getting crabby again.~

{Uh. . .Um. . .you know what I want to say, right H7? *evil shifty eyes  the empty air before her}

^I think she knows! Zornor...hmmm...would you like a personal e-mail? and is that a compliment, or an insult?^

^Beck2- Helloooo! We've updated...it's taken forever, but we're working on that...^

{Beck2, I have absolutely no clue where these two nuts *gives an innocent look at Shawshank and Chaotic Boredom) are gonna drag me]

~I'm still crabby. Continuing on...~

{Don't be crabby, be happy! ^-^}

^Ummm...Bulma Greenleaf- funky name! And we're continuing!! Anyway, enough chit-chat, back to Lunk and friends!!^

~It's LINK! LINK! We should've called him Lunk, but it's too late for that! And we should've called Navi Naggy instead, but noooooooooo, it's FAR too late! It's too late for US ALL! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyway, let's get writing. Enjoy the chappie.~

{ALL IS LOST!!}

^Anyway...(Yeesh, I'm supposed to be the psycho, pyro, and claw killer...)^

{*Gives Chaotic a strange look. . *.}

~Oh, screw both of you. WRITE THE FLIPPIN' FIRST SENTENCE ALREADY! WHERE THE HELL DID WE LEAVE OFF! *CURTAIN GUY*!~

Curtain Guy: *meekly* Yes?

~PULL THE FREAKIN' CURTAIN BEFORE I KEEL YOU ALL! *NOW*!~

*Curtain is pulled*

Curtain Guy: *Pulls curtain, and Shawshank shuts up*

*quickly*

*Link and Navi enter Sacred Dude Tree Meadow Place*

DUDE TREE: Hey, it's the los - uh, I mean, welcome, boy without a fairy.

NAVI: I brought him!! Can I got back to sleep now?

DUDE TREE: NO!

Link: Uh. . .what's going on?

DUDE TREE: Be quiet, this doesn't concern you. *To Navi* Anyway, I've been cursed by this evil dude guy thing, so I need you guys to break the curse.

NAVI: *Grumbles.* But I miss my bed...oh, fine. The sooner we get this over with, the sooner I can sleep. How do we break the curse?

Link: *walks about in the meadow, paying no attention to anything, whistling*

DUDE TREE: *Completely ignoring the loser - uh, I mean, Link* Well, um, lessee, how can I put this...?

NAVI: *Crosses arms over chest, tapping foot impatiently and glaring at Dude Tree.*

Link: *trips on a root of the dude tree*

DUDE TREE: Oh, $%!&, watch what you're doin', kid! We're trying to have a conversation here!

NAVI: You're getting off topic!

Link: *meekly* Okay, I'll just be over here if you need me. . .

DUDE TREE: *Is silent for a moment, considering. Then eyebrows raise freakishly high, and it grins...*

~Can trees grin? Oh well, they can now!~

{ O_o }

DUDE TREE: Get in my belly!

NAVI: *Stands stock still for a moment, then flies around screaming.* AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH...

Link: *Hears nothing*

DUDE TREE: Whoa, there, Navi...just let me explain...

NAVI: AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH!

~And up goes the personal firewall...~

Link: *Sees Navi yelling*  AH! AH! AH! AH! AH!

DUDE TREE: *Sighs, as Link and Navi run around in circles screaming their heads off...* Hold it there, dudes. Hang on...if you just...

DR. EVIL: Ladies and gentlement, ExZIPPIT A!

DUDE TREE: Wha -

Link:  AH! AH! AH! AH! AH!

DR. EVIL: SHH!

DUDE TREE: How did you...

Link: *Shuts up*

DR. EVIL: Ah! I got a whole bag of SHH! with YOUR name on it!

DUDE TREE: *Rolls eyes towards the heavens.* How about some author intervention, gang?

~*Grins evilly.* Glad to be of service.*

{ Zaps Dr. Evil }

DR. EVIL: AH! AH! AH! AH! AH!

^Sweeps ashes under cloud^

~ H7, why did you have to use the "La - ser?" ~

{ Because it's fun ^-^}

LINK, NAVI, and DR. EVIL: AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH!

{ It burns things *stares intently at the lazer* Wooo }

^How did Dr. Evil get in here anyway?^

~ *Is now pretty much PMS - worthy.* SHADDUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~

{No clue}

{Yes sir!}

~ I was watching Austin Powers last night, and Mike Meyers is Canadian. ~

^STORY!! NOW!!^

~ Spoilsport. ~

{Tch}

NAVI: That was...odd...

Navi: Good night!

Link: *Notices nothing*

DR. EVIL: *Disappears in a poof of smoke, with his pinky in his mouth*

DUDE TREE: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, BEFORE I PULL A SHAWSHANK!

{ This should be good. . .}

NAVI: What? Get depressed?

{ Woo, shot down. . .*watches intently*}

^*shoves Shawshank off cloud, onto another*^

{ Randomly jumps from cloud to cloud }

~ God, you LOSERS! No, wait, that's me...~

~ And I'm not depressed, I'm just crabby. Sorta. ~

{ My mommy says I'm special }

~ *Imitates Kelso from That 70's Show* Ooh, BURN! Hey, wait a sec... ~

^And I'm a LOSAH!!^

~ Okay, screw the author notes. Continuing on... ~

^We the authors shall shut-up...now!^

{For now, Bwhahah!}

Link: Why am I here again?

DUDE TREE: Anyway, you have to...uh...*walk* into my mouth. You better wash your shoes first, I don't want to get sick or something!

NAVI: *sitting, smoking* He's gonna eat us.

Link: Okay.

DUDE TREE: Ah, ashes! AH! AH! AH! AH... just kidding.

Link: He'll catch fire! We got to put him out! *starts stamping on a root of the Dude Tree*

NAVI: *muttering* You'll be ashes when I'm through with you...

Link: *Promptly stops, gulps audibly*

DUDE TREE: OUCHIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOPPIT!!!!!!

NAVI: Why am I surrounded by wusses?

Link: *dusts of the root of the Dude Tree, walking away slowly*

DUDE TREE: Oh, just stop messing around and get in ma bellae. *Yawns hugely.*

Link: *walks in like there's nothing wrong with this whole scene*

NAVI: *is sucked in by the yawn*

Link: EWWW! It stinks!!! *holds nose*

NAVI: It stinks in here!! What did you eat stink roots!?!

DEKU BABA: *Eats Link*

NAVI: Good riddance...

Link: *muted* ACK! AH! AH! AH! AH!

DEKU BABA: *Spits him out* Yuck! *Promptly withers and dies*

NAVI: *sighs* What a loser...

Link: Yay! *does a little victory dance*

^Let's fast forward through the dungeon, or we'll be here for the next seven years...^

{ Too true. . .Let's }

Link: I am soo good!

NAVI: Hope you're not scared of spiders kid, wait, I hope that you are! Then I can go back to bed!!

Link: I don't think I am…ACK!! GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF!!!

AS - OF - NOW UNNAMED SPIDER THINGY: Hiss.

Link: AHHHHHHHH!!!!

AONUST: Hiss, hiss.

Link: *screams even louder*

AONUST: Hiss, hiss hiss...hiss!

NAVI: *falls down, laughing*

Link: *Continues screaming, failing with sword*

AONUST: *Falls down, covering ears.* HISS! HISS! HISS!

Link: *somehow manages to stab spider in the eye*

NAVI: *pokes at spider* I think this is Queen Gohma...

GOHMA: Hey, that hurt! Jeeze, kid!

Link: *still screaming*

NAVI: If you're lucky, he'll kill you...

GOHMA: *Winces at loud screaming.* Yeah, hopefully...do I get a last request?

NAVI: Go ahead, but no guarantees...

Link: *in his wild frenzy of screaming and running, trips over gomhas' leg, screaming even harder upon hitting the ground*

GOHMA: *Flails legs in air.* Tell my old buddy the Talking Boulder that I'm sorry for turning to the Dark Side...*breathes Vader - style*

NAVI: Sure, he can run over Loser here for you...again…

GOHMA: Okay, thanks! *Gasps, gurgles, keels over and dies.*

Link: *still screaming, amazingly not yet hoarse*

Link: *abruptly stops screaming*

~ Well, that was easy... it must've been the screaming... maybe he was the lead singer of a punk band in a past life? ~

^Man, that midget has got some lung power...^

{Perhaps. . .}

GOHMA: *Dissolves away.*

Link: I did it! Go me!!! *victory dance*

NAVI: Look! The spider ate a heart!! Pick it up idiot!!

Link: *runs over to the heart, trips on his own feet and squishes the thing flat*

HEART PIECE: OUCHIE!

Link: *picks it up, dusts it off* It's all good! See? It's still good!

NAVI: Dolt...

HEART PIECE: Sure, that's what you think...hurry up and drink me already! Put me out of my pain!

Link: Woo. . . It's glows. . .Pruttiyful. . .*eats the heart piece thing made of a glasslike substance*

NAVI: Well...if this hero thing falls thru, you'll always have a job as a circus freak...

BLUE CIRCLE OF LIGHT: HI! I'M YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBOURHOOD TRANSPORTATION SYSTEM! JUST HOP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BLUE LIGHT, AND WE'LL HEAD UP TO TALK TO THE DUDE TREE!

Link: Okay!

Link: *steps into blue light, gets spun around about fifty times*

BLUE CIRCLE OF LIGHT: NOW DEPARTING DUDE TREE'S BOWELS! NEXT STOP, IN FRONT OF THE DUDE TREE!

NAVI: I think I'm gonna be sick...

^Hmmm...I think we talked more than the other characters...^

{What a little screamer *tries to clear ringing sound from ears*}

~ Oh well. Now I gotta get kicked off the computer, so farewell all readers, and REVIEW! NOW! BEFORE I GET PISSY AGAIN! Oops, too late... ~

{Bye bye!}

^Adios! Hopefully next update won't take as long..._^

~ Oh, the joys of homework...and little brothers shooting elastics at you...if he hits me, I'm calling the cops...picking up the phone now...Hah, the loser missed again!

{hehe, I don't have any siblings so :P}

~FIN ~