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Author's Note: Maiden of the Moon: ::sing-songy:: WEEE screwed up! WEEEE screwed up!

Silent Soul of the Sun: -_- Oh my god. . .

Maiden of the Moon: ^_^; We screwed up the order of the songs, but you know what?

Silent Soul of the Sun: It can be fixed!

Maiden of the Moon: Yeah. . . I know, that's what I was gonna say. . .

Silent Soul of the Sun: Right.

Maiden of the Moon: Thankies to everyone who reviewed! We feel so loved! Right, Sango-chan?

Silent Soul of the Sun: Sure, why not?

Maiden of the Moon: -_- Ignore her, she really is appreciative. Anyway, let's go! ^_^

~*~

Inu-Yasha boiled and fumed and ranted and raved and pissed and moaned, yet Hobo still refused to leave.

"I don't know what to do anymore!" he snarled, glaring at the dense boy of the future through the window.

"I know!" Miroku cried triumphantly. "Do the Inu-Yasha Pokey!"

~Hokey Pokey (Inu-Yasha Pokey) Lyrics obviously changed~

"You put your left hip in," the monk sang, watching Sango follow the lyrics.

You put your left hip out,

You put your left hip in

And you shake it all about!

You do the 'Yasha pokey and you turn yourself around-" he grinned pervertedly as he reached out and groped the exterminator.

Sango's eyes twitched as she began singing to the suddenly appearing music.

"LECH LECH LECH LECH LECH LECH! *SLAP!*

YOU DO A RIGHT JAB IN

YOU DO A RIGHT JAB OUT

YOU DO A RIGHT JAB IN

AND YOU JAB IT ALL ABOUT!" she bellowed, beating the monk into a bloody pulp.

Shippo sweatdropped as Inu-Yasha watched in blank exasperation.

"You know, that's not a bad idea," the hanyou mused as he eyed Hoho from his spot outside.

Walking over to the window as the music continued to play lively in the background, he used his claws to carefully cut a hole in the glass and crawl through.

Kagome's eyes widened as she and Hojo blankly watched the hanyou wiggle into the room. "INU-YASHA! What the hell are you doi- Say, where's that music coming from?"

"You do the Wind Scar in," Inu sang, whipping out the Tetsigia and attacking the freaked out Hono.

"You do the Wind Scar out!

You do the Wind Scar in!

AND YOU HACK HIM ALL ABOUT!" Inu grinned maniacally as the living room was destroyed from his assault and Hojo screamed like a girl, running out the door.

"You do the 'Yasha pokey and you turn yourself around. . ." Shippo sang quietly as Kagome's eyes danced with fire.

"Inu-YashaaaaAAAAA!" she snarled.

"SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT *SIT*!!!!!"

WHAM!

"Feh."

*

"INU-YASHA!" Kagome bellowed as the music faded away. "YOU DESTROYED MY LIVING ROOM! YOU SCARED AWAY MY DATE!" 'Thank you. . .' "HOW DARE YOU?!"

"HOW DARE YOU GO OUT WITH THAT HOBO, ANYWAY?!" he screamed back as the subduing spell wore off, allowing him to jump up and glare at the girl.

"WHY DO YOU CARE?!" Kag cried, tears welling up in her eyes. "*YOU* WON'T BE WITH ME!"

Inu-Yasha's furious eyes widened in shock at the blunt exclamation of feelings.

Kagome's eyes widened as well- only with shocked embarrassment. "Oh my God, did I say that out loud?!" she hissed to herself, clasping her hands over her mouth.

Over at the hole in the window, Sango, Miroku, and Shippo watched with interest.

"Keh," the hanyou finally grumbled, looking away so as to hide his blush. "Of course I won't!"

The future girl's heart broke for the second time in the past two days as tears began pouring from her face.

"But. . ." Inu continued softly. "It's not because I don't like you. . ."

~You Remind Me (chorus only, lyrics unchanged)~

"You remind me of a girl

That I

Once knew," he sang quietly to the music that once again appeared. He looked away so as not to watch Kagome.

"See her face whenever

I

I look

At you

Remind me of everything

She put

Me through

That is why

I just can't be

With you."

As the music faded away- once again- a silence overtook the destroyed living room.

"Inu-Yasha. . ." Kagome whispered, taking a small step forward and touching the hanyou's cheek.

He glanced at her briefly from the corner of his eye but very quickly looked away.

"This should be good!" Shippo whispered to Sango and Miroku, whipping popcorn out from behind his back.

The two adults looked blankly at the child.

"How did you do that?" Miroku asked in astonishment.

"It's easy," Sango told him, whipping chocolate covered peanuts out from behind her back. "Try it."

Miroku tried.

And failed.

"No fair!" he whined. "I want a soda!"

"YO!" Kagome and Inu-Yasha glared, causing the three at the window to jump. "We're trying to have a dramatic moment over here!"

The small group muttered a few apologizes and silenced themselves.

"ANYWAY," the ebony haired girl sighed before looking back to Inu-Yasha. "I don't see what you don't understand. I'm *NOT* Kikyo. Not in any way, shape or form. . .I'm Kagome."

Since this was obviously a big, dramatic moment (as Shippo, Sango, and Miroku had learned moments before), music HAD to start again.

Ergo, it did.

~This is Me (Lyrics unchanged)~

"Took your heart

Only did it 'cause she could

Chewed it up and spat you out

Bad girl, never was no good," Kagome sang, standing barely a few inches from the hanyou, who was looking torn between running and stepping closer.

"Baby, I would never do that

'Cause I love you faithfully

But your suspicious mind

Thinks I'm gonna repeat history

It's makin' you crazy

Makin' you a wreck

Makin' you follow me

Malik' me a suspect

Seem to think I'm playin' her game

Don't you know my name?

That was her

This is me

We are different

As can be

She and I are nothing alike

You're confusing day with night

That was then

This is now

You wanna trust me

But you don't know how," the girl sang softly, smiling gently as Inu glanced at her again, looking embarrassed that he had been figured out.

"I'm never gonna mess around

Let you down

Can't you see?

That was her

And baby, this is me."

Inu-Yasha bit his lip, finally turning his head to lock eyes with Kagome.

"Stop making me feel so bad," she continued to sing sadly, gently pushing a strand of his hair out of his eyes and stepping a little closer, so their faces were only inches apart.

"I'm the best thing you've ever had

The only thing I'm guilty of

Is giving you too much love

It's makin' you crazy

Makin' you a wreck

Makin' you follow me

Makin' me a suspect

Seem to think I'm playin' her game

Don't you know my name?

That was her

This is me

We are different

As can be

She and I are nothing alike

You're confusing day with night

That was then

This is now

You wanna trust me

But you don't know how

I'm never gonna mess around

Let you down

Can't you see?

That was her

And baby, this is me."

*

Meanwhile, back in Fudal Japan with the devil-spawn of a priestess that everyone loves to hate, we find said miko gathering herbs with the children of the village.

"What does this plant do, Lady Kikyo?" a child cried happily, holding up a piece of greenery.

"That's marijuana, my dear," the dead bitch smiled kindly. "It's good for you. Go smoke some. All of you."

"Okay!" the kids giggled happily, running off to find a light.

As the little ones left to get smashingly high, Kikyo laughed quietly to herself.

"Buahahaha. . .my plan to have all the children die prematurely due to terrible health and addictions is working perfectly!" she cackled.

*Dun dun DAAAAAAA!*

". . . Where the hell did that come from?" she wrinkled her brow in thought, looking up at the sky where the ominous music had come from. ". . .Oh well. Buahahaha. . . My genius never ceases to amaze me!"

Well, these plots and plans are too evil to go without punishment.

So the music started up again.

~I'm A Little Tea Pot (lyrics unchanged)~

"I'm a little tea pot

Short and stout!" Kikyo suddenly began singing, doing the classic little dance as she sang.

"Here is my handle,

Here is my spout!

When you tip me over

Here me shout!

TIP

Me over and pour me out!" she finished, 'pouring' herself out as the little children got high in the background.

*

While they watched Kagome and Inu-Yasha talk quietly, the monk and the exterminator slowly got bored.

"When will they start making out?" Miroku whined.

"Perv!" the dark brown haired girl glared.

"I am not!"

"Yeah, RIIIIGHT."

"Well, I'm not being a pervert at the moment!"

"It's only a matter of time. . ."

"You wound me."

"No, I don't."

"Well, it's only a matter of time. . ."

Sango sighed and whapped him over the head.

"SEE?!"

"Just shut up."

Shippo shot them an exasperated glance. "When will YOU two start making out?"

Sango's eyes widened as her face flushed red. "Good GODS Shippo!"

"Yes, when will we?" the monk asked happily, looking hopeful.

"NEVER!" she cried, scooting backwards.

"Come now, Sango-chan! You know you love me. . ."

"I-I-I-I-I do not!" she lied on the spot, her face burning as she re- entered the lovely stage of denial.

Miss Independent was back.

(Could you blame her?)

"Yes, you do. And I love you. . ." he whispered, crawling a closer to the continually scooting away exterminator.

"Stop it! I don't love you! And stop saying you love me!" she stuttered as music began to play.

Shippo looked briefly to the sky.

"Seem to have a lot of music, today. . ."

~Don't Say You Love Me (Lyrics unchanged, verses 1, 2, and chorus used)~

"Got introduced to you by a friend," Sango sang, still retreating.

"Well, that's true. . .Kagome-chan introduced you. . ." Shippo mused silently, averting his gaze back to Inu and Kag, who were talking quietly, both rather pink in the cheeks.

"You were cute and all that-"

"You think I'm cute?" Miroku grinned widely, earning a boomerang over the head.

"Baby, you set the trend,

Yes you did, oh

The next thing I know

We're down at the cinema-"

"The what?" the kitsune questioned, but shook it off. "Never mind."

"We're sittin' there

You say you love me

What's that about?

You're moving to fast

I don't understand you

I'm not ready yet

Baby, I can't pretend-"

"Sure you could!"

"No I can't!

The best I can do

Is tell you to talk to me

Possible, eventual

Love will find a way

Love will find a way. . ."

"So I have a chance?" the monk asked hopefully, but was ignored by Sango.

"Don't say you love me

You don't even know me

If you really want me

Then give me some time

Don't go there baby

Not before I'm ready

Don't say your heart's in a hurry

It's not like we're gonna get married

Give me, give me

Some time."

"I don't want to wait!" Miroku complained softly.

"Here's how I play

Here's where you stand

Here's what to prove

To get any further then

Where you've been.

I'll make it clear

Not gonna tell you twice

Take it slow

Keep pushin' me

You're pushin' me away.

Don't say you love me!

You don't even know me!

If you really want me!

Then give me some time!

Don't go there baby!

Not before I'm ready!

Don't say your heart's in a hurry

It's not like we're gonna get married

Give me, give me

Some time!"

*

While Miroku and Sango were having there little moment, we can't forget about the chatting Inu and Kag.

Actually- ironies to ironies- they weren't talking.

(Where the hell would the fun in that be?)

No, they were singing.

(Duh. They can't stop singing.)

Well, they DID talk a LITTLE before the music started. . .

Anyway.

Their conversation went like this:

"Can you move it like this?" Inu-Yasha sang.

"I can shake it like that!" Kagome sang back, shaking.

"Can you move it like this!"

"I can shake it like th-

All right, all right. We lied.

This is how their conversation really went:

*

"Inu-Yasha," Kagome whispered softly, grabbing the hanyou's haori gently so he would look at her. "I don't know what to do to make you believe me, but. . . I'd never do what Kikyo did to you. . .I- I love you too much!"

She blushed dark red, taking her turn to look away as Inu-Yasha's eyes widened again.

"If you love me. . ." he asked slowly. "Then why were you dating Hobo?"

"Because you won't have me," she whispered. "And. . . because he caught me off guard when he asked. . ."

". . . If I had you, would you forget him?"

"I'd forget him either way," Kagome murmured, her cheeks still pink as her grip on his haori subconsciously tightened.

Inu-Yasha bit his lip, looking sadly down at the girl in front of him.

She did look like Kikyo. . .

But. . .

Now that he got a closer look. . .

She really *didn't*, too. . .

And. . .

They were so different. . .

Like Kagome herself said.

And even if they were the same. . .

He'd rather have Kagome. . .

In the background, soft, dramatic music began to play- just like in the snow scene of the first movie!- as she felt Inu-Yasha's arm suddenly wrap around her, pulling her close.

"Inu-Yasha. . ." she gasped as he gently tightened their embrace.

"I don't know why it took me so long to see, Kagome. . ." he whispered, burying his head in her sweet-smelling hair. "See such obvious differences. . ."

~I'd Rather Be In Love (We're changing it into a duet for romantic reasons. Screw it.)~

"Cannot help it

Couldn't stop it if I tried

The same old heart beat

Fills the emptieness

I have inside," Inu-Yasha sang softly, gently nuzzling the girl in his arms.

"And I heard that you can't fight love

So I won't complain

'Cause why would I stop the fire that keeps me

Going on!

'Cause when there's you

I feel whole

And there's no better feeling in the world

But without you

I'm alone

And I'd rather be in love

With you."

Kagome smiled though her tears as that mysterious music continued to play and she began to sing.

"Turn out the lights now

To see is to believe

Just want you near me

Just want you here with me!

And I'd give up everything only for you

It's the least that I can do

'Cause when there's you

I feel whole

And there's no better feeling in the world

But without you

I'm alone

And I'd rather be in love

With you."

As the song reached it's climax, the two sang together, staring deep into each other's eyes.

"Why are we afraid to be in love?

To be loved?

I can't explain

I know it's tough

To be loved. . ."

"And I feel you holdin' me," Kag blushed slightly as she continued to sing.

"'Cause when there's you

I feel whole

And there's no better feeling-"

"And there's no better feeling in the world!" Inu sang back. "I'm alone!"

"And I'd rather be in love," they sang together.

"Yes, I'd rather be in love," the ebony haired girl smiled.

"Oh, I'd rather be in love

With you," Inu-Yasha whispered.

"And I feel you holdin' me. . ." Kagome beamed, hugging the hanyou tightly back as the music faded out.

~*~

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