Atem The Red-Haired Pharaoh
Disclaimer: I don't own YGO or "Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer."
Author's Note: This is simply a revised version of my previous parody.
Atem the red-haired pharaoh
Had some very spiky hair.
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it flared!
All of the pharaoh's subjects
Used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Atem
Join in any Shadow Games.
Then one unusual day
Someone criticized (their hair)
"Atem, with your hair so tight
You won't need any gel tonight!"
Then all his subjects loved him
And thought his hairdo was phat.
Then they all asked the pharaoh
"How'd you get your hair like that?"
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