Atem The Red-Haired Pharaoh



Disclaimer: I don't own YGO or "Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer."

Author's Note: This is simply a revised version of my previous parody.

Atem the red-haired pharaoh

Had some very spiky hair.

And if you ever saw it

You would even say it flared!

All of the pharaoh's subjects

Used to laugh and call him names.

They never let poor Atem

Join in any Shadow Games.

Then one unusual day

Someone criticized (their hair)

"Atem, with your hair so tight

You won't need any gel tonight!"

Then all his subjects loved him

And thought his hairdo was phat.

Then they all asked the pharaoh

"How'd you get your hair like that?"


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