Hi all! Sailor Earth here. I know I need to update Woman in Blue and Always, but I'm working on it. I've got a new story for you. I do not own Buffy or any of those characters nor do I own How to Lose A Guy in 10 Days, but I am using them both just the same. I hope you like it.
"And only then will the people of Tajikistan know true and lasting peace. Buffy, it's brilliant. It's really moving. But it's never going to appear in Composure Magazine." Said Cordelia leaning on Buffy's desk.
"God, I busted my butt in grad school to be Buffy Summers, "How to" girl, and write articles like, "How to Use the Best Pick-Up Lines" and "Do Blondes, Do They, Like Really Have More Fun?" I want to write about things that matter, like politics and the environment, and foreign affairs-- things I'm interested in." said Buffy, a young blonde working in New York for a women's magazine.
Cordelia, a lovely brunette, said," Keep busting your butt. You're going to get there. Hey, I've got something that's going to cheer you up. You know that editor from Sports Illustrated that you've been shamelessly flirting with for...... whoo, a month now? He made a little delivery this morning."
"Ah, ha, ha, let me see. Oh, no. Hey!" Buffy was saying as Cordy held the envelope out of her reach. "Ooohh! Tomorrow night."
"What happens tomorrow night?"
Only the most exhilarating and artistic display of athletic competition known to mankind."
"The Ice Capades are in town?"
"No, the NBA Finals are in town and I got tickets!" she said while turning around, getting louder, and holding the two tickets up. "Come with me?"
"All right, I'll go. But I am not putting out." Cordy said in reply.
"Two stale jumbo dogs and a couple of beers, you'll be whistling a different tune" said Buffy in a 1920's club singer voice.
"You know what I like." Cordy replied.
"Good morning, ladies. Don't forget staff meeting in 30 minutes. Said one girl before walking off.
"Willow—haven't seen her all morning. Have you?" said Buffy looking across her desk to look at Cordy who wads sitting at her own desk.
"10 to 1 she's wallowing." Cordy replied.
"It's my turn, you get the coffee, meet me in the corner in 20." Buffy said picking up her purse and walking off.
"Wait, wait, wait." Cordy said," Here take some samples." said Cordy while putting makeup in a bag.
"Samples. Samples. Great idea."
"Oh, boy. Drama, drama, drama."
Buffy grabbed a green sweater off a clothing rack and ran.
Don't ask me why they have clothing racks in magazine businesses, I don't know. But that is it. Please review. I want to know what you think of my version of this really great movie. You should all see it to.
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