A/N: Hello and welcome to Foaly's Carrot, the fic that never updates... I'm writing this at the cottage on the ooooold computer. Heh. It's only use is for drawing in MSPaint and typing/writing. And I'm forced to stay here for three weeks. And the clicky buttons on the mouse are busted. So I'll be doing a lot of writing. Aren't you happy?
Rad Bubblegum: Yup, I've updated. Strange to think that the last time I did, we were talking about winter sports, eh? No place to hike in Saskatchewan. And I have nothing to do now ;;
The OddBird: Oh, come on… Admit it. You find this at least vaguely amusing. And the H/R ship in general innocent smile
VampyGenieWitch: Eh heh heh… I remember the Bitch thing, xD It's amazing what I remember and don't -.- I'm afraid you had to wait a few months to get more, eh?
Holly Rox: Did I or did I not e-mail you telling you how to do italics and stuff? I usually do, but my memory's fuzzy. Tell me in your review, okay? And it'll actually be soon for once
Cookie monster: I'm afraid I've long been afflicted by that disease. There's not cure.
Maiden Genisis: Really? Hmmm… I dunno. Maybe they are one in the same…
RaptorK: If you're using MSWord, save as a webpage. Use normal formatting. It isn't that hard, it just took me a few hours of screwing around to get it
WriterKat322: Sorry, too lazy to do all the capital things… Mage like self-absorbed pretty boys. They're funny. They're even better when they're evil, xD I'm weird, yesh yesh
The Toaster: laughs I updated. Amazement, eh? Four more chapters… Er, you're going to hate me… Thanks
slime frog: laughs And now I update after all the second semester finals have been written, xD At least, for me… shrugs I dunno how it is in England ; And I'll never have to write a GCSE! Unless I move to England… Woah, that would be cooool!
Dark-Elven-Mage-of-Nuitari: Nope, Foaly doesn't get a girlfriend in this fic. And you're really going to hate me soon…
Lady Lemmy: O.o This is your sole reason for living? Well, it's very inconstant (and going to end soon), so I think you should get a new reason ;
BeatlesLover: No, I did not have a hard time writing. Actually, I lie. I did. Because it's hard to do in diary format and first person. I'm such a moron -.-;; There are sooo many logic problems in this fic it isn't even funny…
Phire Phoenix: Trust me, I can't end anything without getting them two in a mess… Just you wait, xD
Random and Insane Person: Why thank you. And I'm a sixteen year old female, btw. And I'm not gay, xD
The Toaster: You reviewed on my birthday. You scare me muchly…
The most SOUR lemon alive, HyperCaz, Ally, Laughing Dragoness, Sweetdeath04 and Thorney, Angel of Harusame, Wulfie, SilberEngel, Sora 360, D'Arvit, mad sam, Angle of the Elements: I'm sorry for not replying to each of you individually, but I've got a time issue here… When it takes me an hour to reply to reviews, you know that something isn't right ; I'd just like to say thank you for reading Foaly's Carrot and for your support. Some of you I have known for a long time, which makes me sad to do this ; Very, very sorry ;
Disclaimer: I don't own Holly, Foaly or Julius. No shit.
Julius – Entry Five
Taken from Cmdr. Julius Root's written journal
Bottom of Pacific Ocean
Inside Foaly's Carrot
Staring vaguely off into space
I am amazed. Really amazed. Who would have known that Holly would have fallen for me. And this is Holly we're talking about. A little while ago, she was obsessing over Ash Vein.
I just realised that I won over Ash Vein. Crazy. Very crazy.
I think I'll rub it into his face. Well, I would if it wasn't for the fact that Holly and I agreed not to inform anyone about our relationship. It would create too many problems.
Of course, we have to get out of this bloody ocean before we even have a chance to talk to anyone else. Ugh. Where is Foaly? Shouldn't he be able to track this ship.
Holly: Nope. He made this stupid thing untrackable. And, for security reasons, he made it that his own computers couldn't track us.
Hmmm... I guess I must have said that out loud.
Me: Bloody centaur. Remind me to yell at him when we get back.
Heh. Holly has a devious smirk at the moment.
Holly: Don't worry, I won't forget.
Me: I'll let you play with him afterwards.
Holly sits on my lap and curls up.
Holly: purrs You're too kind.
Me: Of course.
I brush my lips against hers and she wraps her arms around my neck and pulls me closer to deepen the kiss. Don't feel like writing more at the moment. What? I'm writing without looking at the paper...
Holly's fiddling with the hand pad, again. I don't know why she bothers. This ship is dead. Dead.
Holly: Julius, do you have a knife?
I give her the knife. I wonder why she wa-
Me: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Holly: Cutting my finger, what does it look like?
Me: WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT?
Holly: I remembered something that Foaly said...
She holds her bleeding finger over the hand pad and the hand pad absorbs the blood. I think I'll walk over to her.
Me: What the...?
Holly: I have no idea.
Woah. The lights on the console all turned on. The engine is starting.
Me: I think you fixed it...
Me: Can I have my knife back?
She hands me my knife.
Me: Thanks. Now, can you fly this thing back home?
Holly: No problem... I'm going to try and open a link to the Ops Booth.
Foaly: No need, Holly.
Foaly's face is on one of the monitors. Must resist urge to kill.
Holly: Foaly, how nice to see you.
Heh heh... Foaly's going to die. Oops, Foaly realises it as well.
Foaly: Well, I won't keep you two. Just fly back to Haven, okay?
Holly: What do you say to going home?
Holly: Right then. No civilians past the yellow line.
Me: Holly, there are no civilians, nor is there a yellow line.
Holly: Ruin my fun.
Me: Now let's take this baby home.
A/N: One chapter left. What? Are you confused now? Are you thinking that Mage had previously said that there were four chapters left (meaning that now there would be three). Well, you're right. I did say that. But I said that to keep with the pattern of Foaly, Holly, Julius, Holly, Julius. But now I really don't care and I don't really have much else to say, so the only thing left is the epilogue. And, trust me. I've got good ideas for that. So, one chapter left. I'll post it in five days or whenever I get home again.
Mage Kitty =.=
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