Dial me up


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Sung by Apophis. he's sitting in here all alone, in the dark feeling sorry for himself.

Set to "Jingle Bells"




Polishing the dome
What do you expect?
I'm in here all alone
I can't get some respect

Kree Kree Kree Kree

The Tauri are such a pain
Especially that SG-1
New Jaffas I have to train
Cause the others are all gone

OH

Dial me up, dial me up
Get me the hell outta here
I'm down and I want away
Cause I no longer envoke fear

OH

Dial me up, dial me up
Get me the hell outta here
I wanna get away but
Goa'ulds can't handle beer