Title: Double Green Eyes
Rating: PG-13
Summary: A baby and consequences, two news clippings from the Daily Prophet.


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Weasleys Celebrate New Member of Family

Molly Weasley, spokesperson for the family, proudly announced yesterday's birth of a bouncing emerald green eyed baby boy. Sirius Weasley is the first born son of Ronald and Hermione Weasley, recent graduates of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, both recipients of the Order of Merlin First Class for their role in the downfall of You-Know-Who along the side of Harry Potter. Molly Weasley firmly stated how elated she is to finally be a grandmother.
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Harry Potter Murdered

Harry James Potter, the Boy Who Lived and the slayer of You-Know-Who, was brutally murdered yesterday by Ronald Weasley. Now in Azkaban awaiting the Demeantors Kiss, Ronald Weasley -- who reportedly went berserk yesterday after the birth of his son, Sirius Weasley -- tracked down Harry Potter and tore him limb for limb; after which, the medical corner estimates it took roughly two hours for Harry Potter to succumb to his injuries and perish.
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