What would Happen to the Juppon Gatana?

CHAPTER:1 ~The fate of Soujiro, Shishio,Yumi, Houji,Harusame, and Mystery character~

By: Chibi-Tenken(well duh)

Author's note:Okay, this is my first fanfiction, so understand, I do not want down-spiriting stuff like"Why did you write this" or for instance "This is horrible,I never wanted this to happen!" that's rude so if you have thoughts like that and you write them well, all I have to say is you are entitled to your opinion however put-downing!BUT..I do allow opinions, so long as they're not like that!BUT AGAIN...I want nicer stuff like"good first job" or something like that. Anyways*sigh* this is about what would happen to the Juppon Gatana(most of them anyways) after they fell, and this is what they are doing with their lives.I put my character into the story named Harusame she was part of the Juppon Gatana too!!!Yeah, so, read.Oh! and a suprise character!

One fine day(actually it was kinda cloudy), Soujiro was walking through the woods.

Soujiro:Poor Shishio-sama, I heard he died, I wonder what he's doing now.

(meanwhile, in heck...)

Shishio:Yumi, Houji these are my plans to take over Heck.(he takes out a poorly drawn map o'heck and it shows a blue line leading to the overlord of heck)This is the overlord of heck,if we follow this blue line,where we are not supposed to go, I could sneak up behind him and cut of his head with my sword.And if that doesn't work,I can always bite his shoulder!His flaming unwashed--gross--unsanitary--uhh--never mind.

Yumi: *thinking*What a crappy plan, and a poorly drawn map, oh well I'll just lie*It's great Master Shishio!*cheesy smile*

Houji:*thinking*Are those stick figures?What a poorly drawn map o'heck,oh well* Yeah it's so genius!No wonder your our Leader!*anime sweatdrop*

Shishio:I know MUAHAHAHA!!It's so cool!!Let's go!!*walks off*

(back with Soujiro..)

Soujiro: I hear strange voices,about....a poorly drawn map...and.....stick figures?Oh well.*smile*Master Shishio's so ambitous, I'm sure he's fine in a flaming inferno of heck,plotting something else!(wow,how strangley accurate!)Another strange voice about accuracy?Am I going crazy?NO! Of course not! I already did that!!

*flashback**soujiro is screaming and holding his head "Fighting with you is...annoying the heck outta me!....It doesn't matter, I'll kill you with the next attack!"*end flashback* Oh!I'll hehe, try to forget that!

(Harusame pops in)

Harusame:FORGET WHAT?!?!HI-EE SOUJIRO!!

Soujiro:AHH!Where did you come from?*anime sweatdrop*

Harusame: From an illustrious family up in Hokkaido with four siblings...(goes on)

Soujiro:NO! I mean where were you before you popped in front of me?

Harusame:(stops)OH!hehe--From my house!

Soujiro:I thought you told me your house burned.

Harusame:0_0Who-told-you?

Soujiro:You...

Harusame:OH!I remember!yeah, I bought a new one over there!(points east)

Soujiro: Where did you get the money?

Harusame:When my house burned, the first thing I did was steal my family's money from the bank!(and I kept it in my small bag,and in my sash that I folded up!(it's across my waist)

Soujiro:......sure.....okay.....bye.

Harusame:WAIT DON'T GO!I HAVE A NEW FRIEND!!!AND FOOD AND OTHER STUFF YOU AS A RUROUNI ARE DEPRIVED FROM!!

*Soujiro stops and turns around*

Soujiro:I'm hungry, and tired, and friendless.Can I see your stuff?

Harusame:SURE!C'MON!!*grabs Soujiro's wrist and drags him over to the east where her house is*

(Meanwhile in heck...)

Shishio:Okay there he is, you two wait here and I'll go cut of his head.

Yumi and Houji: Sure why not?

*shishio jumps and pulls out his sword to cut off the overlord's head, but the overlord grabs his puny-dead-human-body and brings it close to his face.*

Overlord: PUNY DEAD HUMAN!!I'LL EAT YOU FOR TRYING TO KILL ME,I'M IN HECK YOU IDIOT!!YOU CAN'T KILL ME!!

*Shishio swings his mighty sword and cuts of the head and then a Pegasus comes out*

Shishio:Holy Crap!!It's just like that Greek Mythology of Medusa!!

Yumi: Ohhhhh I WANNA RIDE THE PRETTY GREEK MYTHOLOGY HORSEY!!!

Houji:ME TOO! IT'S COOL!

The unconsious headless overlord slumps over and Shishio *magically* tames the Pegasus.

Shishio: HA!!!!HAHA!!HAHAHA!!NOW I SHALL RULE HECK WITH THE WHITE HORSE WITH WINGS!!FOR ONCE I RULE SOMETHING!!YES!!!NO KENSHIN MEANS I WIN!!YEAH!!!

Yumi: How come you could kill the KING OF HECK and not kill a MORTAL BATTOUSAI?

Shishio: I dunno, maybe because this didn't take over fifteen mintues of fighting.

Houji: Seems logical enough.

(Back where Soujiro is)

Harusame: We are here!

A grand house sits in front of them, with a shadowy figure in the window.(oh how frightening!)

Soujiro:Wow what a grand house!*thinking*another voice laughing....and... saying broken words"Pegasus, beheaded, mortal battousai?" WOW I think I have ESP!!*end thinking*

*something/one steps out of the house*

Harusame:IT'S MY FRIEND SONOMI!!!HI SONOMI!

A girl with a feather shaped scar on her left cheek confronts Soujiro.She looks cool and lethal considering the blade at the side of her pants.

Harusame: Soujiro, this is Sonomi, she's cool and lethal and has killed all those who have opposed her except small children and chickens.Sonomi, this is Soujiro, The Tenken and he knows Shukuchi and he is a Rurouni, looking for his truth and has killed many when he was corrupted by an evil mummy.

Sonomi: Hello Soujiro.*a somewhat friendly smile*

Soujiro:Hello..*smile*

Another Authors note!:*TV man voice* WOW!What will happen when Sonomi gets more dialouge and talks to Soujiro?Does Soujiro REALLY have ESP?What will happen to Harusame also?AND... What will happen to heck now that it's ruled by Master Shishio and the Pretty white horse with wings?Find out when I write another chapter!!!!!*no more TV man voice*

Okay..that seemed pretty good to me, anyways, I do this for pure enjoyment and so I wont forget it.Yeah.Review please but you don't have to!Sonomi is my sister's character just so you know.SAYONARA!!