Ok this was just complete randomness, and I'll probably take it down. But I'm watching Chicago and commenting on how Roxie's a slut and I was just thinking what the Outsiders would be thinking if they were watching Chicago lol. Anyway if I actually get reviews for this then I may do a different chapter for each song lol. Anyway if you like review, if you don't that's cool too. I was just bored. I really should stop staying up till 2:30 lol.

The gang gathered around the TV and put in a movie. They had just rented Chicago cause they heard that it had scantily clad woman in it and they just had to see that. They watch as Velma Kelly walks through the street and tear her sisters name off the wall next to her.

"Well someone's in a pissy mood." Two-bit said

"Yea she's pretty feisty…I like that." Dally replied smirking. Soon Velma rises from the stage alone and starts singing.

"Wow nice Cleavage…they just need to show a bit more." Steve said as all eyes were glued to the TV.

C'mon babe
Why don't we paint the town?
And all that jazz
I'm gonna rouge my knees
And roll my stockings down
And all that jazz
Start the car
I know a whoopee spot
Where the gin is cold
But the piano's hot
It's just a noisy hall
Where there's a nightly brawl
And all that jazz!

"She's pretty cute…" Soda said as she did little spinney moves making the frill on her skirt fly up

"Got cute legs too." Two-Bit replied watching in interest.

Velma and company.
Jazz.
Person.
Skidoo
Velma
And all that jazz
Person 2
Hot-cha
Person 3
Whoopee
Velma
And all that jazz

"If I was that close to her I'd grab her and kiss her…I mean they're right there and they make no more whatsoever." Steve said disappointed that more wasn't happening

"I know…and…never mind…wont say it in front of the kids." Dally added

Slick you hair
And wear you buckle shoes
And all that jazz
I heat that father dip
Is gonna blow the blues
and all that jazz
Hold on, hon
We're gonna bunny hug
I bought some aspirin
Down at united drug
In case you shake apart
And want a brand new start
To do that-

(Roxie on stage) Jazz!

"Hey who's the blond chick and how come she's cutting in on the other girls lines? She's not as cute…"

"Don't know but there's a guy with her now…and he seems to be pretty friendly…he grabbed her ass! Did you see that?" Wham! Two-bit went flying backwards

"Would you shut up already?" Dally asked annoyed as they went back to the movie

Find a flask
We're playing fast and loose
All.
And all that jazz
Velma
Right up here
Is where I store the juice
All.
And all that jazz
Velma.
Come on, babe
We're gonna brush the sky
I betcha lucky lindy
Never flew so high

"Ohhh the guy with the blond chick is gonna get lucky! Damn I wish the blonds around here were that easy to get in bed." Two-Bit said as he sat up again and Dally agreed with him this time.

"Ohhh and the girls on here are flexible too." Steve commented when Velma was in a splits position on her dancers shoulders.

'cause in the stratosphere
How could he lend an ear
To all that jazz?
Company.
Oh, you're gonna see you sheba
Shimmy shake
Velma.
And all that jazz
Company.
Oh, she's gonna shimmy till her garters
break
Velma.
And all that jazz
Company.
Show her where to park her girdle
Oh, her mother's blood'd curdle
If she'd hear
Her baby's queer
For all that jazz!

"There is no way she'd believe that guys her brother they way they were acting…that's insane."

"Ohh He's going down on her…well it looks like he is….the lucky bastard."

C'mon babe
Why don't we paint the town?
And all that jazz
I'm gonna rouge my knees
And roll my stockings down
And all that jazz

Start the car
I know a whopee spot
Where the gin is cold
But the piano's hot

It's just a noisy hall
Where there's a nightly brawl
And all that jazz!

"Speaking of Lucky bastards…Damn that girls into what she's doing." Dally said glued to the TV during the sex scene while Pony and Johnny both blushed and covered their eyes.

"Aww come on kids that's a normal thing between two people…you should try it sometime." Two-Bit said messing up Pony's hair while Soda smacked him and told him not to talk about his brother that way.

Oh, you're gonna see you sheba
Shimmy shake
And all that jazz
Oh, shey's gonna shimmy till her garters
break
And all that jazz
Show her where to park her girdle
Oh, her mother's blood'd curdle
If she'd hear
Her baby's queer
For all that jazz!

"hey the blonds married…but that guy in the picture isn't the guy she's screwing…She cheats! So she's pretty easy…cool I gotta find this broad " Two-bit said happily and Dally smacked him

"It's just a movie dumbass she's not real, even if she was you think she'd get with you?"

"Dally that was just mean…" Two-bit said sadly

velma.
no, I'm no one's wife
But, oh I love my life
And all that jazz!

Company.
That jazz!

"Well that was interesting…" Soda said sitting there once the song was over

"Lots of dancing." Steve added as Dally and Two-Bit continued to argue.

"Guys will you just shut up already and watch the rest of the movie?" Pony asked as the movie continued to play.

Ok and I'll stop there. Like I said I was bored out of my mind and this probably sucks so bad that its not even funny. Anyway leave a review if you want I'm going to bed lol. Until next time!

~Rina~