I am so flattered to be considered to write C&H fanfics. I will definitely think about it, but I can't promise anything as I'm committed to writing 'friends' fanfics now and I'm pretty established in that area. To check out that work of mine, check my list in my profile. I've worked out I was 14 or 15 when I wrote this C&H fanfic, god don't time fly by! And my style of writing has changed a lot - hopefully for the better haha I don't write script format anymore.

A Weekend with Rosalyn: Part 3

Calvin's parents have gone away for the weekend, leaving him with Rosalyn. Things didn't get off to a good start, until Calvin suggested they play Calvinball...


Rosalyn: Calvin, you know I don't like playing this game. You can't blame me for hating it. Last time we played this, you nearly threw a water balloon at me.

Calvin (shouting): If you don't let me play, I'll be naughty for the rest of the weekend!

Rosalyn: Don't you dare threaten me.

Calvin ignores Rosalyn and runs off with the Calvinball. He runs back into the house, locking Rosalyn out.


Calvin runs into his bedroom, with a bag full of water balloons. From his open window, he shouts down to Rosalyn...

Calvin: I would be very careful about going near the front door, Rosalyn! You know what happened earlier on. You don't want to get wet again, do you?

Hobbes walks up to Calvin...

Hobbes: What are you doing? If you soak Rosalyn, she will tell your parents.

Calvin: Where's your sense of adventure? This is brilliant!!

Hobbes: I must have left it in bed because at the moment, all I can sense is trouble. Big trouble.

Calvin: Why do you have to be so negative about things? ...Hey, I can't see her anymore! She must have given up! Come on, let's go get some cookies from the kitchen!

Calvin and Hobbes get the cookies and then Calvin phones a restaurant to order a pizza delivery.

Calvin: Extra cheese please, and one covered with tuna fish. Yes, that's right, tuna fish. No, I haven't lost my mind. I know it costs extra. Uh-huh. Right, thank you.

Hobbes: I think we should have checked with Rosalyn first.

Calvin: Why? Anyway, she's not here.

Hobbes: How much were those two pizzas?

Calvin: I don't know, they didn't say. I'll just say to them to charge it all to dad.

Hobbes: I bet the extra toppings cost a lot. Which restaurant did you order it from?

Calvin: From that big place at the edge of town. You know, the posh one.

Hobbes: But their prices are enormous! They also expect you to pay for the delivery, plus tax.

Suddenly, the door slams open and in walks Rosalyn... with Calvin's parents. They stare at him angrily...

Rosalyn: I phoned the hotel they were staying at from Susie Derkins' house.

Calvin's mom: I think you've got a lot of explaining to do, young man!

The doorbell rings... DING DONG! They hear a voice...

Voice: Here's your pizzas! That will be thirty dollars for the pizzas, ten dollars for the extra toppings, five dollars for the delivery and another five dollars for tax. Fifty dollars altogether, please!

Calvin's dad: $50.00! Calvin!

Calvin: UH-OH!

The End