Chapter 3! So excited! Sorry about not updating so long. I have had so much stuff going on . Anyways here we go. I own nothing.

Inu-Yasha: You're damn right!

Me: I can still hold you prison here, though. And I was going to let you all go early on good behavior.

Kyo, Shigure, Miroku, Yuki, etc: Thanks a lot!

Me: ::smirks::

It was a strange scene there in that meadow. The strangers stood near the well staring at the schoolgirl and hanyou.

"Welcome to Feudal Japan." The schoolgirl exclaimed.

Silence. Tohru, who had been staring at the strange boy with ears, quickly ended this. She walked up to the boy who had just gotten up from his crater in the ground. She came face to face with him. In turn he stepped back with a strange expression on his face. Tohru took a deep breath and

squeak squeak squeak

Everyone fell anime style. She quickly removed her hands and turned around.

"hehehI am sorry." She turned to the strange boy. "Gomen, I just couldn't resist, they are so cute."

He put his hands over his ears and backed away some more.

"What the hell? Stay away from me bitch!"

"How dare you talk to Ms. Honda that way!" Yuki yelled.

"SIT!" Kagome screamed. She looked back at the others. "I am so sorry. That is just how Inu-Yasha talks." Kagome turned to Tohru. "Are you okay."

The other girl nodded. Kagome sighed again.

"My name is Kagome, this," she pointed to hole, "is Inu-Yasha."

"Nice to meet you. This is Yuki ("Hello."), Kyo ("Hn"), Hatori ("Hello."), Shigure ("Greetings."), and Ayame ("Hello young lady.")."

"Nice to meet you."

"I am sorry to interrupt, but what is going on?" Hatori said.

"Yeah, how the hell did we end up in the Feudal Era? I mean damn this is weird!"

"Well, what were you doing at my house?" Kagome sighed. "Come on, let's go some place to talk. There is a village close by."

The group began to walk towards it. Leading was Tohru and Kagome who seemed to enjoy each other's company. Next, they were followed by Kyo and Inu-Yasha both glaring at each other. Then, Yuki and Hatori walked a head of Shigure and Ayame. They were both commenting on how cute this Kagome girl was and couldn't decide who was cuter, Kagome or Tohru.

They arrived in the village, meanwhile, Momiji was just emerging from the well. The rabbit looked around a bit worried.

"Hey where did everyone go?" He said out loud.

He sat on the well side for a few moments thinking over what was going on, when suddenly a young girl came running into the clearing. She had medium brown hair, probably about 10 and was wearing a dirty yellow kimono. The girl obviously wasn't paying attention as Momiji watched her with interest. The girl didn't notice the tree branch in her way and slammed to the ground. On instinct, the rabbit went over and helped her up. The girl's face was even dirtier and now her eyes were pricked with tears.

"Are you all right?"

The girl nodded, then looked around and a look of dread came over her face.

"Oh no!"

"What's wrong?!"

He could see her eyes getting red. "Ilost Jaken and Sesshomaru!" She now burst out into tears. Momiji started to panic.

"Oh, hey, hey, don't worry! We'll find them. I am sure they are looking for you right now, so don't worry. I'll protect you." He said with a smile. The girl wiped a tear away. "What's your name?"


"Nice to meet you, Rin. I'm Momiji!"


He nodded with a smile. Instantly Rin brightened up.


Suddenly there was a new presence in the field. It was a dark one. There was a creature moving. But, suddenly there was another man in the field. He was tall and had long white hair with strange markings on his face. He also wore old clothing as well as armor and a sword at his side. Strangely enough, he looked like Ayame. Instantly, the dark presence was gone. Rin burst into a smile.

"SESSHOMARU!!!" Grabbing Momiji's hand, he dragged him over to the man. Momiji thought he was a man, but there was something about him inhuman.

"Rin" His voice was cold and dead. "What have I told you about running off."

"Oh, it was okay, because I found Momiji here who said he'd protect me." Sesshomaru glanced down at the boy and back at Rin. "That isn't very good protection."

"HEY!" Momiji objected. "That isn't very nice to say."

"Speak when spoken to." He said momentarily regarding the boy known as Momiji.

"But I have a question!" He said insistently.

"That doesn't make any difference to me."

"But you are the only person here and I don't think this place is safe." Sesshomaru smirked at this.

"Safe? A world of demons is never same."

"Demons? What do you mean?"

Sesshomaru just stared at him. He could only sence truth about this boy, but how was it possible for him not to know of demons. His cloths were strange though.

"You have never heard of demons?"

"Well, yeah, in books. Oh like this time this one kid in my class brought a book, he reads a lot, it was called, Creatures of Dreams, they had a bunch of things on demons and dragons and a bunch of other mythical creatures. But demons don't really exists."

The lord cocked his eyebrow at this. What was this boy droning on about now?

"I very well exist."

Momiji looked him over, frowned and pointed his finger up in the air.

"I don't believe you."

Sesshomaru almost stumbled. He couldn't believe this boy. Maybe he should prove him wrong. He reached down grabbing the boy and lifted him into the air. He couldn't help smiling hoping to see the look of horror on his face, but the rabbit was stubborn and just glared at him. (A/N: Sess's other arm has healed. If you have a problem with that too bad : b) With his other hand, he positioned it right in front of him as it began to glow green. Momiji's eyes grew large in the realization that he might be in serious danger.

"Alright! Alright! I believe you!" Sesshomaru dropped him to the ground. He was frowning.

"Make it quick."

He sighed and stood. "Have you seen my friends, there's Tohru she's really pretty with long light brown hair, Yuki, he is tall and has purple hair, he can be shy but really nice, Kyo he has red hair and a short temper, Hatori he's older with dark hair covering half his face, Shigure is his age with black hair and a perverted nature and well Ayame looks a lot like you." After the first 5 words, Sesshomaru had stopped listening.

"No, I haven't."

"Well, okay then." He turned to leave.

"Sesshomaru! You can't leave him. He will get hurt! Please." The girl started to cry.


"Hey wait, I have to find them!"

"Oh it'll be okay. And you and I can play everyday."

"I'll drop you off with my half brother and his wench tonight. You look like you're wearing cloths like her."

"But I want to-!"


You see while Rin was saying this, she had grabbed Momiji and hugged him. She never expected him to turn into a rabbit.

The girl was startled but composed her self again.

"IsIs he a demon, too?"

"It looks like it"

"I'm not a demon." The rabbit sighed. "It's a curse."

This invoked the demon's interest. "Explain."

"Mmmalright, well 13 people in my family are cursed so when hugged by an opposite sex or under a lot of stress, they transform into 12 animals of the zodiac and the cat. It is passed down from generation to generation."

"This may prove interesting"

"Kagome welcome back." Sango and Miroku stood at the edge of the village waving as the group entered. "Oh! But who are these people?"

Suddenly Miroku's eyes fell upon a beautiful maiden. Filled with passion and lust, he approached the girl while Kagome was telling Sango who they were.

"Beautiful maiden, the moment I saw you, my heart stopped. I was afraid to blink to find it was all an illusion. Please, I am a simple monk, am now yours if you grant me this single request."

To say Tohru was surprised would be an understatement. This monk was very hansom and what he was saying was making her blush, but the eyes upon them made her uneasy.


"That isthat you will bear my child." Tohru froze freaking out. What was he saying? As soon as the monk had uttered those words he had found himself in a pile of fists.

"My my, even I'm not that perverted." Shigure piped in.

"I doubt that." Kyo added.

"There there, Miss Honda, It's alright." Yuki said comforting her. As soon as Tohru got over it, she walked over to the monk.

"Did you really mean that?"

Miroku looked up at her curiously, "Why?"

Tohru smiled, "I bet you say that to every girl you meet. "

"That is actually true." Said Kagome sadly.

"I think you should really think about who you say what too. Your girlfriend might get mad."

"What is a girlfriend?" He asked confused. Tohru pointed to Sango.

"Oh you mean that we areno, no. She is just a very abusive woman."

"I'm not sure about that. But anyways, I hope we can still be friends."

"So about bearing my child?"

Tohru turned and started to walk away.

"I'm not hearing a no!" He again met with Yuki and Kyo's fists.

"Lay one finger on Ms. Honda and you will regret it dearly."

"I'll make it so you won't be able to ask that question."

Scared out of his wits, Miroku backed down.

The group made their way into the hut. Kagome sat down, Inu-Yasha next to her.

"I guess I'll startabout two years ago, I fell down the well and was transported here. I discovered this jewel within me. It turns out that jewel was the Shikon No Tama that gave immense power to the person in possession of it. It was in me because my incarnation, Kikyou, burned the jewel with her body when she died. We actually might run into her, oh but anyways. I met Inu-Yasha; he was a jerk then and wanted the jewel with I accident. So we have to recover the jewel before demons get it, particularly Naraku who turned Inu-Yasha and Kikyou against each other. Well, Kikyou was revived, but since I have her soul in me, she needs to feed on dead souls to stay alive, if you call a clay pot alive. She also wants to drag Inu-Yasha to hell because she hates him, even though they used to be in love. Sango, Miroku and Shippo, that fox demon over there, joined up with us and now we're searching all over Japan to get the jewel shards."

Well, no one found words to say to that for a while. Untill Kyo spoke up. "Demons? Bull."

Inu-Yasha's eyes narrowed.

"I thought that too but it's true. Inu-Yasha is half demon."

"If that's true how can we trust him?"

"How can we trust you, you just show up and act like you own the damn place."

"You wanna bring it?"

"Anytime, but I'll rip your throat out."

"Ha! Like you could damn I'll take you right here and now." (A/N: That could be misinterpreted )

Kyo made a lunge for the hanyou when Tohru stood up to intervene. Seeing what he had done, he changed his position not to hurt her, but he couldn't stop the momentum. He crashed into her. Suddenly there was a puff of smoke and all the members of the group from the future looked on with dismay while the other were curious what happened.


"Damn it!"

Tohru was on her back from the force with and orange cat on her stomach.

"Where did he go?" Asked Kagome questionable. Suddenly Inu-Yasha burst into a fit of laughter. He managed to subside it for a moment.

"That.. HAHAIs..::snicker::..Him!"

Kagome looked back at the cat in astonishment.

"Not so tough now? Are yah? Stupid cat."

"Well it appears the cat's out of the bag-" Shigure commented.

"I am so sorry. I didn't mean to. It was we are guest and we shouldn't get into fights with people who could be our friends."

"Oh, they were bound to find out," Yuki sighed. "All of us except for Tohru are members of the Sohma familycursed members. 13 members of our family, when hugged or put under stress transform into 1 of the 12 animals in the Chinese Zodiac and the cat, each member has their own animal. As you can see Kyo's the baka cat."

"Damn rat."

"Wait, so you're the rat?" Kagome asked.

He nodded smiling.

"AndAnd what are you all?" She asked excitedly.

"Well I'm the dog, this stiff here is the dragon and Aya is the snake."

"Wow!" She said with admiration.


Kyo returned in human form. Before the cloud cleared, he had thrown on his cloths on record time. You see he had a lot of practice.

"Yes, well when we transform back we are naked."

"...Damn dog" Kyo said under his breath.

"You have to understand, though, this is a very important secret. The only person out side of close family who knew about it was Tohru."

They all nodded.

"I see, we'll keep your secret." Sango said with a smile.

"Our lips are sealed." Miroku chirped in.

"SoWhat were you doing at my house."

The cursed members eyes all fell on Kyo who looked away ashamed.


"We were doing a school project on ancient shrines. Kyo saw yours and wanted to take a closer look since he is particularly interested in the subject." Yuki ended. Wait?! Yuki was helping Kyo. The cat looked at him confused. The rat indicated for him to verify this.

"Oh!yeah, they'regreat."

"Well, I'm sure my grandpa would love to show you around when we get back."

"When will that be?"

"Inu-Yasha! Sorry he can be a bit rude sometimes."

"Oh it's okay." Tohru said with a smile.

"We should get back to the party." Hatori noted.

"All that hard work, tsk tsk." Ayame sighed.

"Well, it is getting late, wait till tomorrow. These woods aren't safe at night. Well, come to think of it, most places here aren't safe when night comes."

"Oh thank you very much." Tohru said to the other girl with admiration. 'Wow, mom, Kagome is so cool, she is really brave and strong too.'

"I was just going to make dinner, Sango, Tohru wanna come?"



The three girls left talkingwhile the 7 boys left in the hut. Kyo and Inu-Yasha sat on opposite sides of the hut, while Miroku was talking to Ayame and Shigure. Hatori approached Yuki sitting by the fire.


"Can I ask you something?"

He nodded.

"Why did you cover for Kyo?"

"It is his birthday, besides, I wouldn't let him be humiliated like that, even if he is my enemy, in front of strangers."

Hatori looked him over and then smiled. The looked back into the fire.

"So what do you think of all this?"

With Miroku, Ayame and Shigure

"So is Kagome with that demon?"

"No, but they have feelings of eachother, despite acting like an old married couple."

"How about you and that Sango girl, she is kinda cutein a strong scary way?"

"Yeah well I don't think so. She always seems really upset with me, but Tohru is very cute."

"Truly our flower is adorable."

"Is she taken?"

"Tohru? No, but"

"Do either of you have feelings for her?"

Shigure looked over at Ayame. "Ahh, if only we were the lucky guy, or guys I should say."

"Yes, it truly would be spectacular. Ah, but no, we do not have affection for her."

"Or at least none we could speak of with out being arrested." Shigure said with a wink.

"Oh, then, let me guess, one of the boys, which one?"

"Well, both, she is completely oblivious to how they feel about her."


"Who do you think she'll end up with?"

"Well, Yuki's my brother so I guess I'll say him."

"I don't know, Kyo has the whole troubled past."

"So does Yuki, along with abuse."

"Well Kyo has the trust problem girls love."

"Yuki is sophisticated."

"Kyo is a rebel."

"Yuki has never lost to Kyo."

"Tohru helped heal Kyo's heart with the whole curse of the cat thing."

"What is the curse of the cat?"

The two older men looked over at Miroku they had forgotten was there.


With Kagome, Sango and Tohru

The three of them we chopping different vegetables and meat to make stew.

"So, which one are you going out with?" Kagome's question was directed towards Tohru who stopped what she was doing turning bright red.


"Yeah I was wondering that, too." Sango said with a smirk. The two girls suddenly got really close to her.

"So who?"

"N-N-No one!!!"

"Come on!"

"I-I m-mean it. I am not with any of them."

"Oh I see." Kagome said thoughtfully. "It was very obvious that Yuki and Kyo both like you, but I bet they haven't done anything about it."


"Wah? Yuki and Kyo?! No, they-they don't like me!"

Both girls just looked at her before bursting out into laughter.

"Tohru, think about it. Think about how they act around you that is different from everyone else."

"Hmm" Tohru thought about it for a moment until she realized it. What they were saying was true, or it at least seemed that way.

"They-Theylike me."

"Sorry to tell you but that wasn't like, they both are in love with you. A girl can tell these things, well except when they are the one it is concerning. So who do you like?"

Tohru couldn't speak. She was still in shock.

"Personally, I think Kyo is good looking, but out of that group, I would have to say Shigure."

"I don't know Yuki and Hatori are both really attractive."

While Sango and Kagome discussed who they thought were cute, Tohru was deep in though. 'WhoWho do I love? I-I don't know! Mom what do I do???'

With Sesshomaru, Rin and Momiji (this takes place right after he transformed again

"Sesshomaru, where's Jaken?"

"He's back at the castle."

"You live in castle? That is just like a fairytale."

"I'm a lord, I control the Western Lands."


The three of them were sitting around the campfire. The sun would set soon.

"Hey, Sesshomaru, you've said before that" Suddenly Rin got a serious look on her face scrunching it up and taking on a deep voice, "Humans are filthy creatures. I can't stand them!!! I can't manage to spend more than 10 minutes with one who I don't plan to kill, except you Rin, you are the exception. So please don't tell me you are planning to kill Momiji!"

Sesshomaru seemed very surprised this impression.

'Do I really sound like that?'

"No, I'm not going to kill him. He isn't completely human, though, a demon spirit possesses his body, but he was born that way. I have never come along something like this." He looked at the two kids. "Rin, take Momiji and look for wood, alright?"

"Okay!" She said with a smile. Now Sesshomaru being a very powerful demon believed that he would be able to sense if there was any demon or danger in the area. So, that was why he thought it was safe to let the two of them go. He never thought that a demon would be there masking their scents, and he never believed that demon would be Naraku. But he never imagined he would steal the two children.

Pardon the Parody:

"Beautiful maiden, the moment I saw you, my heart stopped. I was afraid to blink to find it was all an illusion. Please, I am a simple monk, am now yours if you grant me this single request."

To say Tohru was surprised would be an understatement. This monk was very hansom and what he was saying was making her blush, but the eyes upon them made her uneasy.


"That isthat you will bear my child."

Tohru thought it over for a moment. "Sure. I'll never be able to with any of these guys." She said motioning to Yuki and Kyo. "We better get started." She said dragging him off into the woods.

"Truly our flower is adorable."

"Is she taken?"

"Tohru? No, but"

"Do either of you have feelings for her?"

Shigure looked over at Ayame. "Well there was that one night we were alone. You know she is unbelievably flexible."

"Yes I know, and she is a tiger underneath that soft personality she projects."

"Then there was that other timeOh and the time after thatAnd after thatas well as last Friday..."

"She really is a fast learner."

"What are you two talking about?" Yuki called over having a bad feeling.

"Nothing!" The three of them said in unison. Meanwhile Inu-Yasha was thinking things he really shouldn't have. (His perfect hearing had picked up the conversation. Naughty Inu)

I'll do more parodies if you want they're kinda fun, but I don't know how y'all feel on them. These ones weren't very good.

Okay, hope this was long enough::smiles:: sorry this chapter took months. Well actually I wrote it in about 2 days. I just had NO FREAKING FREE TIME DURING THE SPRING! GrrrrrRrRRRrr

Inu-Yasha: scary

Me:::smirks:: Caffeine gives me the three H's, happy, hyper and horny and I feel the third one coming on ::grabs Shigure, presses body up against him and pushes her lips to his::

Kyo: He didn't transform! (Me: my authory ways hehe)

Yuki: Gah, what a pervert.

Shigure: She came onto me ::breaks away::

Everyone: Suuuuure

Me ::walks away:: I always wanted to try that. He was a good kisser. And I bet other ppl out there have wanted to do there very same thing. ::to Shigure:: want to be my mate? I have a few others, but it depends on my mood.

Shigure: ::looks me over:: My sweet flower

Tohru: wah!!! That was my nickname

Shigure: not anymore ::grabs me by the waist and smirks::

Other Bishonen start to come closer Shigure: Grrr!!!

Me: Yay! I feel so special. ::grabs Shigure and walks towards the bedroom:: Come with me. Oh I forgot, there was a twist there. I need help deciding pairings. I love crossover pairings. Maybe Tohru and Miroku? Sango and Yuki (a feminine man and a masculine woman, evens out, lol, jk jk jk jk : b)? Kagome and Shigure? I am making Shigure like the anime where he really is kind and sweet even if he is perverted not like in the manga where he is mean and all "ulterior motive" with his mask of being nice. I really could do with some story help. This story might be long. I don't know. In the words of my mate "Que sera sera". BTW this behavior is due to the caffeineI swear!

Important Please review. I actually decided to write this chapter all because of someone who reviewed recently. It really does effect when I update, inspires me if you will. I would never abandon a story but a few days compared to a few months is a lot. TTFN!!!