Yes. Mighty Ducks, the animated series belongs to me… And right now, I'm planning an alternate reality where Dragaunus goes insane, his henchmen joins the circus, Phil becomes the Duck's disgruntled butler, and all the Ducks having ducklings by the age of 25…

*sees men in white suits holding out a peculiar jacket* Wait, wait, wait… you mean it *doesn't* belong to me…?! Oh fiddlesticks…

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To answer would-be weird questions…

I lost a bet, pure and simple. And so, I was challenged to write this fic… All was well and good… until he added one small condition…

"… oh, and one more thing… You can't mention any character names throughout the whole story…"
"Whaddaya mean 'I can't mention any character names throughout the whole story'…?!?! How *am* I supposed to write a fic without writin—"
"You can use descriptions… And besides, all the fans out there know who they are anyway, so it'll be alright…"
"…"

*pout* So, this is the result…

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Ah, but I'm allowed to put in a small introduction before the actual story, so here goes…

The story is set with a medieval theme in mind.

Characters:

Canard - Supposed-to-be King. He was kidnapped by the Saurians and has been thought dead all these years...

Wildwing - Cousin to Canard. In Canard's absence, he has no choice but to rule in his stead, in all matters (including marriage. See Ambrosia).
He is frustrated young man who doesn't want to be King, but has accepted it as his duty to his Royal blood. A little doubtful at times at his abilities, his protectiveness for the things he loves drives him onward...

Nosedive - Cousin to Canard. He was kidnapped together with Canard, escaped, but lost his memories. He was rescued by a band of Puckworld raiders who later raised him as one of their own...
He is a impulsive youth who speaks his mind and often does not look before he leaps. However, once he accepts company, he shows his truer qualities of friendship...

Mallory - Knight, specifically, Ambrosia's personal guard (and confidant). She was sent to Galaxia a year prior to meet and acquiant the Princess with her future duties to her King...
She is a temperamental youth who is deadly with a sword, deadlier with her words. Only those close to her see the vulnerable woman within...

Duke - Knight, specifically, Wildwing's personal guard (and best friend). He grew up with Falcone in the villages, and worked his way up the ranks
He is fiercely protective of his King (and Queen). Yet, though he is skilled in all manners of weaponry, he prefers to be the voice of reason in any situation before drawing his arms...

Tanya - Mage, Wildwing's first advisor, Mallory's best friend. Her family has been the Royal bloods for a few generations, and though the Council belives she should have been born male, Wildwing thinks otherwise and welcomes her services
She is quiet and reserve, spending most of her time with her scrolls and spells. Yet, despite her silent guise, she can be frighteningly powerful if provoked...

Falcone - Knight. He grew up with Duke and joined the knights at the same time, but lacking ambition, he seems content with his rank and has remained there since
He is a coward at heart, his weaknesses include money, women and his life...

Grin - Bandit, Nosedive's best friend. An orphan himself, he has since shared his tent with the younger Puckworlder for the better half of 10 years...
Quiet, wise and acts as a pillar of strength... Really, I haven't much to say, do I...?

Ambrosia - Princess, promised to Canard, but since he is absent, she belongs to the King (Wildwing). She has been prepared all her life to serve as a wife to a foreign empire...
This is my own character from my universe StarrRealm (go to h t t p : / / w w w . a n g e l f i r e . c o m / m d 2 / S t a r r R e a l m 2 / G S / K y r e / S / C h e r i . h t m if you're interested...). Her original character came from Cheri L'amour Katka. I diverge from my own universe a little for this story, but I'll explain a little of her character…Her home was Galaxia, a small country populated exclusively by females. Thus the reason (as you read the story) to Mallory being sent a year prior her presentation to Wildwing, to be her guard. This shall also be the reason to her shyness to males…
Since I'm not allowed to mention her name, here's her description: Ambrosia has waist-length mahogany hair and intensely dark blue eyes. She stands at 5'6", and shall be about a head shorter than Wildwing…

I've rambled enough… On with the story…!! ^_^