Disclaimer: I don't own Wheel of Time, or any characters within. Yeah. Right about. So, here is a kinda random (like most of my stories) chat room thing, because those always crack me up! Wow, so read it and review and you will get cookies. :D

A random computer-geek-hacker-nerd sat at his desk chair, cackling evilly, eating pounds of Easy Mac. As he was celebrating his latest break-through in hacking somewebsiteorother, a little something went "blingblingblingblingbling". A red screen popped up, flashing "new chat up... new chat up... new chat up... new chat up..." The Nerd adjusted his HUGE round glasses, picked some Easy Mac out of his yellow and green braces, and investigated. Why was his trusty computer doing this? His lifelong (and only) friend? He didn't give a s**t if someone was in a chat room! Why was it doing this now? "Why are you doing this now?" he asked it. Another sign popped up, which said "THIS IS A REALLY BIZZARRO CHATROOM. YOU MIGHT WANT TO TAKE A LOOKSY AT IT." The Nerd shrugged, and clicked [enter chat]. He adjusted a bunch of stuff so he wasn't really IN the chat, he just say what everyone wrote. Rubbing his grotesquely pale arms, he leaned forward and watched as the screen flashed. This is what he saw. He was slightly shocked.

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AndorPrincess75: omg, ur stealing my bf!!!!!!

I C AURAS: dude, hes my bf 2

AndorPrincess75: o ya....

CHEER Maiden: me 2!!!!!

AndorPrincess75: OKOKOK i get it he is all our bfs and he loves us all and he has slept with all of us except me. i get it ok!!!!!!!

I C AURAS: heeheehee

CHEER Maiden: o ya i 4got u hadnt done it with him

I C AURAS: heeheehee

AndorPrincess75: grrrrrrrrr

CHEER Maiden: wow u really missed out. Rand al'Thor is a gr8 kisser...


CHEER Maiden: sry i 4got I C AURAS: heeheehee AndorPrincess75: so.... what did it feel like? I C AURAS: *COUGH* *COUGH* *COUGH*!!!!!!!! *HACK!*

CHEER Maiden: well, i dont think that should b written on paper

AndorPrincess75: *sigh* ok fine :'(

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Bow2urDragon22 has entered the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

I C AURAS: woolheaded sheepherder!!!!!!! :-*

CHEER Maiden: Rand al'Thor!!!!!!! :-*

AndorPrincess75 : RANDYPOO!!!! :-* :-* :-*

Andor Princess75: ;)

Bow2urDragon22: gals!!!!! :-* :-* :-*

CHEER Maiden: you no, i think im catching hypothermia again...

AndorPrincess75: NO SHES NOT SHES LYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CHEER Maiden: shut UP o near sister of mine!

AndorPrincess75: nooooooo thats not fair i havent yet and u have so STOPPIT

CHEER Maiden: *catfight*

AndorPrincess75: *catfight*

I C AURAS: well anywayz movin ever onward.... sheepherder, where r u?

Bow2urDragon22: coffee shop :-D

I C AURAS: ...

Bow2urDragon22: expresso is gooooooooooooooood

I C AURAS: hmmmm... do u think i should join u down there? I think i should

Bow2urDragon22: um... sure...

AndorPrincess75: NO!

CHEER Maiden: NO!

I C AURAS: heeheehee

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ I C AURAS has left the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

CHEER Maiden: that dirty- AndorPrincess75: Randypoo, when is r wedding? Bow2urDragon22: wedding? what? did i miss something? CHEER Maiden: well u didnt think u could just sleep with us and not get married, did u? Bow2urDragon22: AndorPrincess: o well! u had better pick a best man or 2, or actually 3 since there r 3 brides CHEER Maiden: how about Mat and Perrin? Bow2urDragon22: CHEER Maiden: rand? Bow2urDragon22 : eep! *-* Bow2urDragon22: o look Min's here, gtg!

~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Bow2urDragon22 has left the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* CHEER Maiden: blood and AndorPrincess75: bloody CHEER Maiden: ashes! AndorPrincess75: :(

CHEER Maiden: :(

~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~ Bow2urDragon22 has entered room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* AndorPrincess75: :)

CHEER Maiden: :)

Bow2urDragon22: HAHAHAHA suckers, this is Min on rand's sn, and im with him RITE NOW and ur NOT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Bite me Aviendha!

CHEER Maiden: :-O

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AndorPrincess75: that sux

CHEER Maiden: i no

AndorPrincess75: this is getting boring

CHEER Maiden: i no

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Birgitte Silvrbow has entered the room ~*~*~**~*~*~**~*~*~*

Birgitte Silvrbow: hi yall

AndorPrincess75: birgitte!

Birgitte Silvrbow: omg i saw the ugliest lttl boi 2day... :-*

AndorPrincess75: .... yay?

Birgitte Silvrbow: if u lurve ugly lttl guys, press 85!

Birgitte Silvrbow: 85858585858585858585! :-D


CHEER Maiden:

Birgitte Silvrbow: 85!

AndorPrincess75: sry birgitte, but no CHEER Maiden: rand al'thor is not an ugly lttl guys, so no AndorPrincess75: ya Birgitte Silvrbow: its ok. more 4 me!!!

AndorPrincess: have fun with that

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills has entered the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~* AndorPrincess75: moiraine?!?!? TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: yes?!?!? CHEER Maiden: omg i thought u died! TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: nope. Hey check out my other sn! ~*~*~*~*~*~* TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills has left the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*~*~*~*~ No1KnowsHowTheWheelTurns has entered the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ No1KnowsHowTheWheelTurns: cool huh? AndorPrincess75: i sense a pattern Birgitte Silvrbow: ya me 2

CHEER Maiden: definate pattern there

~*~*~*~*~*~*~* No1KnowsHowTheWheelTurns has left the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

BirgitteSilvrbow: finally

~*~*~*~*~*~*~ TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills has entered the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Birgitte Silvrbow: o man

TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: what?

Birgitte Silvrbow: nothing

TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: so how is rand ladies?

CHEER Maiden: spicy hot

AndorPrincess75: :-P yummy

Birgitte Silvrbow: omg

TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: thats not what i meant

AndorPrincess75: hes not mad

CHEER Maiden: not yet

TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: thats good...

AndorPrincess75: ya but he has better not go mad b4 he sleeps with me

TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: how old r u?????

AndorPrincess75: like 19... 18... around there....

TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: whoever thinks sleeping with rand is a bad idea press 443!

Birgitte Silvrbow: 443

CHEER Maiden: *blush* AndorPrincess75: *blush* ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Yellow Ajah Wilder has entered the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Yellow Ajah Wilder: hi guys AndorPrincess75: hi nyn Birgitte Silvrbow: hola CHEER Maiden: hello Nynaeve al'Meara Yellow Ajah Wildera: t'Mandragoran :-D CHEER Maiden: **Nynaeve al'Meara t'Mandragoran TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: whats this??? Yellow Ajah Wilder: MOIRAINE??????? TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: yes Yellow Ajah Wilder: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHCK Yellow Ajah Wilder: *balefires moiraine*

TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: it doesnt work over the internet smart one

Yellow Ajah Wilder: hatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehate

TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: u r married to Lan?

Yellow Ajah Wilder: yes *dreamy sigh*

TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: *hack*


Birgitte Silvrbow: Nyn u got a new sn Yellow Ajah Wilder: yup

TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: what is ur other 1? I want to add 2 my buddy list

Yellow Ajah Wilder: u hate me remember

TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: ya but i need more buddies

Yellow Ajah Wilder: my other sn is Mashiara

TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: *snort*

Yellow Ajah Wilder: and my other other sn is I Love Lan

TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: omg

Yellow Ajah Wilder: and my other other other sn is Lan is a gr8- [censored]

TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: tmi

Yellow Ajah Wilder: :-D

Birgitte Silvrbow: ya that was tmi

AndorPrincess75: what did it feel like?

Yellow Ajah Wilder: well...

AndorPrincess75: avi wont tell me :(

CHEER Maiden: well!

Yellow Ajah Wilder: well it kind of feels like... warm apple pie

AndorPrincess75: *sees an apple pie a few feet from her and gets weird ideas*

CHEER Maiden: dont do it!

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Jim from American Pie has entered the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Jim from American Pie: dont do it, its not worth it if ur dad walks in on u AndorPrincess75: my dad is dead Jim from American Pie: o. well go for it then! ;)

~*~*~**~*~*~*~ Jim from American Pie has left the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*

Birgitte Silvrbow: thats it. im coming over 2 wherever u r. i m ur Warder, and i must protect u... even if its from a pie AndorPrincess75: nono its ok im not going 2. that would just b wrong CHEER Maiden: good. save ur energy for rand TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: *COUGH* CHEER Maiden: sry TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: we r changing the subject now. Yellow Ajah Wilder: ya, i think thats a good idea ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ I Love Mashiara46 has entered the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Yellow Ajah Wilder: LAN!!!!! :-*

TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: Lan! *glare*

I Love Mashiara46: wow, this is awkward

Birgitte Silvrbow: LMAO

AndorPrincess75: lan, y does ur sn have a 46 @ the end? was I Love Mashiara already taken?

I Love Mashiara46: no, thats my other sn

I Love Mashiara46: :)

CHEER Maiden: the Light shine on you, Lan Mandragoran

AndorPrincess75: avi, that was random

CHEER Maiden: no it wasnt

AndorPrincess75: yes it was

CHEER Maiden: whatever

TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: Lan i need u as my Warder again

I Love Mashiara46: 2 bad

TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: what do u mean 2 bad?

I Love Mashiara46: read my sn

Yellow Ajah Wilder: HA

TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: nyn, give me his bond NOW

Yellow Ajah Wilder: i cant

TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: y not?

Yellow Ajah Wilder: myrelle has it

Yellow Ajah Wilder: burn her

Yellow Ajah Wilder: she is such a bloody flaming [------------------------- censored------------------] Birgitte Silvrbow: nice! AndorPrincess75: nynaeve!!! :-O Yellow Ajah Wilder: O:-) TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: i must have chats with her Yellow Ajah Wilder: dont we all ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Filthy Green Ajah Slut Who Slept With Lan has enterd the room ~*~*~ Yellow Ajah Wilder: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: we must chat Myrelle Filthy Green Ajah Slut Who Slept With Lan: Lan! *flings arms round him* I Love Mashiara46: *pries myrelle off him and runs to nynaeve* Yellow Ajah Wilder: MYRELLE I HATE U TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: me 2. u have really screwed up my plans Yellow Ajah Wilder: y would u sleep with him that is so low i hate u Filthy Green Ajah Slut Who Slept With Lan: bc he is sexy sexy Yellow Ajah Wilder: well ya but hes mine TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: no hes mine! But carry on Yellow Ajah Wilder: MINE but anywayz u suck Filthy Green Ajah Slut Who Slept With Lan: o really that hurts kind of Yellow Ajah Wilder: u no what this is giving me a migrane. Lan i m coming over c yall

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Yellow Ajah Wilder has left the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: LAN!!!!!

Auto Response from I Love Mashiara46: with nynaeve, the heart of my heart 4ever :) sry myrelle but i kinda of HATE U so i dont think it will work out and moiraine ur dead and even u werent i still lurve nynaeve more, she is my mashiara. :-D leave me a message TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: I M SO HURT!

Filthy Green Ajah Slut Who Slept With Lan: this is boring now. Im leaving

TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills: me 2

~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~ TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills has left the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Filthy Green Ajah Slut Who Slept With Lan has left the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*

CHEER Maiden: finally! That was getting weird

AndorPrincess75: ya it was.

AndorPrincess75: o light, my mom is calling me. ttyl

Birgitte Silvrbow: i thought she was dead

AndorPrincess75: ya me 2... o well

CHEER Maiden: buhbye

Auto Response from AndorPrincess75: hey %n, im cleaning my castle. :( leave me a message p.s. I LOVE U RANDYPOOKUMS!!!!!!

CHEER Maiden: heh heh heh

Birgitte Silvrbow: Hello there, that ugly guy i was telling u about is outside my window again, ttyl!

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Birgitte Silvrbow has left the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~* CHEER Maiden has left the room ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

The Nerd exited out of the chat, but first saved it as "weirdo chat". Then he made some minor illegal adjustments on his computer so that it would alert him whenever that chatroom was in use. "Odd... very odd," he muttered. This uneasiness in his stomach was getting annoying, so he ate some Easy Mac to fix it. "Until next time," he said to either himself or his computer, and went about hacking more websites.