Saruman is super cute
Although he looks a bit like poop
He takes a bath, then does some math
And then he goes to sleep.
Saruman is friends with an Eye
Although it sometimes makes him cry
It forces him to do a bunch of stuff
Making Saruman's hair look like fluff.
Then Saruman got really mad
He then decided to go all bad
He betrayed his friend, the big, great Eye
And then he made the Uruk-Hai.
They're super stupid, the Uruk-Hai
But to make them requires a lot of pie
It doesn't take too much to rouse them
And Saruman made about ten thousand.
Then Saruman made them go to war
Which in their opinion is a real bore
Three hundred to ten thousand was the score
But the Uruks lost and are now no more.
Ents then came to Saruman's place
The oldest beings of every race
They tore down the walls and released the river
Just the sight of it made Saruman quiver.
Then Saruman got really scared
And in all this time didn't wash his hair!
He hid in his room, and locked the door
Until the days passed had accounted to four.
It was on that day that Gandalf came
His hair he had finally seemed to tame
He called on Sharky who then came out
After his extremely long pout.
But Gandalf did not come to comfort him
His tidings were actually quite grim
He told him he'd have to give up his keys
Or else his place would be assaulted by trees.
But Saruman's will could not be bent
Even by a threat from Ents
He wouldn't give up his place
It was the only one that fit his taste.
Then Gandalf reluctantly broke Saruman's staff
Saruman's last bit of power was broken at last
He then retreated back to his tower
Without a single bit of power.
Saruman left and wandered far
He really wished he had a car
He finally reached the land of the Shire
Where he would unleash his final fire.
When the hobbits returned from their long quest
They found they would not have time to rest
Saruman had the Shire in his control
With his new found minions on patrol.
The hobbits then reached Bag End
Where they met Sharky and his friend
The entire place they had de-faced
And turned into their temporary base.
But Saruman's friend had had enough
Of taking care of Saruman's stuff
He took out a knife and slit Saruman's throat
The skies then Saruman's spirit smote.
So did Saruman take his final breath
His evil purposes ended finally in death
His vile designs had at last failed
And so ends the sad story, Saruman's Tale.
A\N: I do NOT really think Saruman is "Super Cute"