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Prologue:

     Our story starts on the Shee star ship, for many years the Shee have been cruising and they are getting bored of space flight, in short, they miss Albia. The Norns also miss Albia, well they miss the Norn tales of the wonderful land of Albia, which is to say they wish they were there and not here, which they are, here I mean, not there, oh dear, I've messed up again. And I'd only got to the prologue. Well there's no denying it, I'm a clumsy scatterbrained Shee who muddles things up, that's why I was left behind, not on Albia, but in space, on an asteroid. Kind of my fault actually, but I'll explain that later.