Cheeto: Lookie Sensei, it's my second story!!

Sensei: Does that mean you'll stop crying that Broken Past is over?

Cheeto: No . . . . . . .WAAAAAA!!!

Sensei: *sighs* Okay, anyways, this story is what happens when the girls get turned into Chibis, hence, the guys have to take care of them. Couples include Yusuke/Keiko, Kurama/Botan, and probably a little Yukina/Kuwabara.

As you can see, this is a non-yaoi story.

Cheeto: And incase you were wondering, I DO own Yu Yu Hakusho.

Sensei: I thought Yoshihiro Togashi did.

Cheeto: LIES AT THE PATENT OFFICE!!

Sensei: He's twenty years older than you, Cheeto.

Cheeto: Fine then! I don't really own it, but I'm in denial! ^-^

Sensei: . . . .x-X. Cheeto was unsure what to rate it since it does have language, so its PG because of that. If you don't agree, then just email me or something.-_-u

Oh yeah, *This means thoughts*

*~Chapter One~* - except that ^-^

Suzuka snuck in through the back door of Genkai's temple, holding a glass bottle full of red liquid.

"Ha! I will finally have my revenge on the Urameshi team! How dare they insult the mysterious and beautiful Suzuka! After they are turned into children, I will destroy them, making myself even more great and mysterious!"

Lucky for him, and oddly convenient, a tray of tea was located near by. He tip toed over to it, pouring quite a bit of red liquid into each of the five cups.

"Ha! With my new and much more effective formula, this should be enough to keep them young for a week, maybe two!" He laughed insanely, "I am truly the most ingenious and handsome demon there is!" He heard a scuffling near the door and gasped, bolting out the door from which he came.

Genkai came and took the tray, not noticing anything strange about it. As she entered the main room and sat down, all the girls reached for a cup.

"So, Genkai, when are the boys supposed to be back?" Keiko asked. The old woman shrugged.

"I'm not sure, Koenma didn't specify." Botan frowned as she drank a bit of the tea.

"Is it just me, or does this tea taste a bit strange?" Shizuru shrugged.

"Have a smoke, anything tastes better with it." Botan sweat dropped.

"Shizuru, I don't think that's good for your health." Yukina warned, and the girl shrugged, chugging the drink and resting back, lighting up a cancer stick.

"Ah, who cares, you only live-" She was cut of as she saw a flash of bright white light.

***

"Hey old lady, we're back!" Yusuke called as he and the other boys stumbled into the shrine, battle scarred, but too to badly.

"Grandma!"He yelled angrily. "Where the hell is my welcoming party?!" He felt a gentle tugging on his pants, and looked down. A pair of big brown eyes stared up at him.

"Who are you?"

The girl just stared.

"What are you doing in Genkai's temple?"

More staring.

"Don't you talk?!"

Silence.

"Stop staring at me!"

"Uh, Urameshi . ." Kuwabara babbled and pointed towards the far end of the room. Four other children sat there, doing various things. There was one with blue hair, and one with green hair and . . .

Yusuke's eyes widened. "You have got to be kidding me!" Kurama went over to the little blue haired girl and knelt down in front of her.

"Botan?" She looked up at him with huge raspberry eyes.

"Are you a girl?"

"Hey, Kurama, even your girlfriend thinks you look like a girl!" Kuwabara snickered, causing the fox to blush lightly.

"She's not my girlfriend!"

"I'm your girlfriend?!" The four year olds eyes got even bigger,( if possible) and jumped up into his arms, clinging to his neck. "Let's get married!"

The two punks laughed, receiving I'll-kill-you-in-your-sleep glares from the fox. Then Kuwabara spotted the little green haired girl.

"Yukina!" he ran over to her, but the fire demon beat him to it, cradling the little girl in his arms.

"What the hell are you-" He felt a tug on his leg.

"Pick me up you baka!" Chibi Shizuru shouted, Kuwabara sweat dropping. He obeyed when she raised a fist.

"Now where's my pack, I need a smoke." Yusuke had been studying Keiko intently.

"Say something."

"Anything?"

"You can talk, right?"

Nothing.

"What happened to them?" Kuwabara muttered as he looked around, nothing seemed out of the ordinary.

"It was that Baka clown, I can sense his energy anywhere." Hiei muttered, frowning, "He must have used that aging drink . ."

"Uh, guys . ." A little pink haired girl sat staring up at them confusedly.

"Tell me that's not Genkai."

"Well it wears of, right?!" Yusuke demanded, "Tell me it wears off!" Kurama nodded, trying to pry little Botan's hands from around his neck.

"Yes, it should in about fifteen minutes."

Fifteen minutes later . . . .

"I'M HUNGRY!" Shizuru yelled, "MAKE ME A SANDWICH!" Kuwabara winced, she had been screaming that for the past ten minutes. All attempts to shut her up lead to biting and even louder shrieking.

"Let's just take them home!" Kurama yelled over the wailing girl, "Maybe it'll wear off later!"

"Who's house?!"

"Mine, my mother is out of town!" Kurama shouted as they made their way outside and to the fox's house.

Once there, Shizuru was still on her rampage.

"DAMMIT KUWABARA JUST MAKE HER A FRICKEN SANDWICH!" Yusuke yelled, Kuwabara going over to the fridge, grabbing various things and making a sandwich.

He placed it in front of the girl, who immediately quieted. She lifted the piece of bread, examining it.

"IT'S HAM! I HATE HAM! I WANT PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY!" She picked it up and threw it at the carrot head, pouting.

"Kurama, do you have peanut butter and jelly?" He couldn't answer, as Botan still had her death grip on him, making him unable to talk as he tried to wrestle her off. So the two boys just went tearing through the cabinets until they found peanut butter and jelly, making her a sloppy sandwich.

"THERE'S A CRUST! I HATE CRUST! AND IT'S SUPPOSED TO HAVE PEANUT BUTTER ON BOTH SIDES!"

"EAT THE DAMN SANDWICH!" Yusuke yelled back. Shizuru stuck her tongue out at him, but obeyed, not seeming too happy about it.

Hiei rolled his eyes and looked down at his sister, sleeping peacefully in his arms, undisturbed by Shizuru's screeching. He was lucky, he got the little angel.

"WHERE'S MY DRINK?! I WANT JUICE-!" Shizuru screeched.

"STOP WHINING!" Genkai yelled, tackling the girl to the floor. They began punching each other, pulling hair, biting, slapping . . .

It took both Kuwabara and Yusuke to pry the two four year olds apart, the two girls glowering at each other.

"Uh, what do we do when they fight?" Kuwabara asked, Yusuke shrugging.

"Give 'em pointers?"

"Time out!" Kurama gasped, holding the little Botan an arms length away. "Send each of them to a corner and make them stay there for ten minutes, quietly."

The two looked at each other and shrugged, "Yeah, do what he said."

They did as told, muttering under their breaths. Keiko pulled on Yusuke's pant leg, and he gently picked her up.

"What?"

"Can I have a sandwich?" she whispered and he nodded, making her a much nicer peanut butter and jelly. Kurama came over and put Botan in a chair, making sure she didn't try and jump tackle him, along with Hiei and a now awake Yukina, feeding the little kids.

"I wonder how long the effects will last."

"Let's hope not long." After the girls were finished, with half the sandwiches on their faces, Yukina turned to Hiei.

"Hiei-kun, can I have a toy?" Hiei blanched. *What the hell?*

Botan grinned, "YEAH! I want a toy!"

Kurama frowned, "I don't have any . ."

But it was Keiko who let out the piercing wail, "TOY NOW!"

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Cheeto: How's that for a first chapter?

Sensei: *sighs* Review please!