Title: Barking up the Wrong Tree Author: Daphne E-mail: Srtaborradora84@yahoo.com Archive: Let me know if you do My Group: Disclaimer: I don't owe them and I have no money so don't sue me. Category: Flash-Fic, Comedy Rating: PG-13 for innuendo Summary: It's too short to summarize, lol Spoilers: None what-so-ever


AJ Chegwidden walked out of his office and immediately spotted the congregation formed outside Mac's office. He crept up behind them and was about to make his presence known when the voices coming from inside grabbed his attention.

"Stop poking me."

"Then hold still."

"Easy, Flyboy! That really hurts. Try to be gentle?"

"Don't be a baby, Marine." He groaned.

"Ouch! It's too deep. Get it out already!"

"Lord, I never figured you'd be such a baby about this."

"I'm sorry, okay? I've never had one that big before and it really hurts."

"It isn't that big. Don't over-exaggerate."

"It's enormous!"

"Stop squirming and take it like a Marine."

"You pushed it in deeper!"

AJ pushed through the crowd and burst through the door, "What." He stopped mid-sentence.

Harm and Mac jumped apart, both completely confused. Harm held a needle in his hand. ".She has a splinter, sir." Harm stammered and Mac held up her finger as evidence. "I was trying to remove it." He could swear he saw the tiniest of blushes creep across the Admiral's cheeks.

".that's.what I thought." He lied. "As you were. Everyone get back to work." He barked before retreating into his office.