I had one of my fans ask me to do bloopers on each of my stories so I decided to do so. I hope you enjoy them!
CANTO ALLA VITA
Chapter 2: Scene; Ryanna's introduction
The woman cringed and tried to escape. Nusa held tight to her chains as she rattled and struggled to get free. By accident she kicks Nusa in the nuts and he falls to his knees while everyone cracks up. "Pain.... ow.... ow ow ow..."
Chapter 3: Scene; I wish I wasn't a prince
Trunks rolled his eyes and walked towards the balcony. "Sometimes I wish I wasn't a prince. Sometimes I wish I were one of them." As he was about to point to the village his hand knocks over a nearby flower vase. Trunks puts his hands to his mouth to stop the laughter. "Oops... did I do that?" The whole cast cracks up.
Chapter 5: Scene; A dance for two
Trunks walked towards Ryanna and held her hand as she turned. She looked at him emotionless and curtsied as he bowed. Taking her hand and waist he began to waltz with her. A smile appeared on her face as the gentleness of his movements made them glide across the room. In a spin one of their hands locked but Ryanna fell. Both Ryanna and Trunks laugh nervously. "Can we try that again?"
Chapter 6: Scene; Ryanna a princess
*Knock, Knock! * "Come on in Trunks!" Trunks stepped into the room with Goten. Both of them gapped at Ryanna. She was dressed in a pale blue gown. It had curved sleeves and a neck that cupper her nice size busts nicely. Trunks stares and drools. Goten smirked and waved a hand in front of his face. "Trunks? Yoo-hoo Trunks? HEY TRUNKS VEGETA'S COMING!?" Trunks panics. "TAKE COVER!!!" Falls to the ground and covers his head. Everyone begins to laugh.
BMRDBGT: *Sighs* CUT!
Chapter 8: Scene; A simple kiss
"Everything will be alright. I promise." Ryanna smiled at the Prince then did something that the Prince did not expect. Leaning over his chest she kissed his warm manly lips softly. Instead of letting go the two continued to make out.
BMRDBGT: CUT! Uh.... guys?
BMRDBGT: Yoo-hoo guys? RYANNA!!! TRUNKS!!!
Both fall off the bed. Trunks rubs his head sheepishly. "Uh, sorry Bri, guess we got caught up in the act."
BMRDBGT: *sighs* NEXT SCENE!
Chapter 9: Scene; Hog tied.
"HAVE YOU LOST ALL YOUR COMMON SENSE?" Vegeta smirked at the boy. "It was your mother's idea, not mine. I have to go along with it though; or else the woman will.. uh will? WOMAN WHAT'S THE NEXT LINE?" "WILL HAVE ME HOG TIED!" "HOG TIED? WHAT THE *censored* DOES THAT MEAN?"
BMRDBGT: *Smacks Vegeta in the head* DON'T CURSE! THAT'S MY JOB!
Vegeta growls and holds his head. "Stupid woman."
Chapter 11: Scene; So we meet again my prince
With her arms high in the air she dives into the water as everything unfroze. "RYANNA!" Trunks jumped out of his hiding place as her body vanished in the water. Trunks rushed to the water bed up to knee deep water. Ryanna sneaks up behind him and yells, "WHAT'S UP!!!" Trunks screams and falls into the water while everyone laughs their head off.
Chapter 15: Scene; Poor Elite
The Elite that was supposed to fight Ryanna next was looking at her in horror. Ryanna smiled and motioned for him to come up. He shook his head and took two steps back. Vegeta growled and waved his hand. Two guards took the Elite by the arms and pushed him onto the arena. Ryanna smiled at him. "Are you okay?" The Elite fell to the ground and he covered his head with his hands. "P-please don't hurt me!" Ryanna pouted. "You sound scared." "I'm weak, please spare me."
BMRDBGT: HEY WHO SAID THAT?! THAT'S MY JOB!
Vegeta: I did stupid woman! How dare you make one of my Elites a chicken? That's a mockery to my race!
BMRDBGT: IT'S MY STORY! I CAN WRITE IT HOWEVER I WANT! *Smacks Vegeta again.* IF YOU DON'T BEHAVE THEN IT'S NO SALARY FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK! YOU GOT IT!!!
Vegeta: *mumbles* What I do for a lousy three hundred grand a month.
Later that day...
BMRDBGT: Okay people that's a wrap!
Vegeta: ALLELUIA!!! I NEVER KNEW THE MEANING OF THAT WORD UNTIL NOW!
BMRDBGT: *cocks an eyebrow at Vegeta* okay.... *sighs and mumbles* The things I do for a lousy good review... Ooh that reminds me R&R Please!