The Digimon Reunion

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Disclaimer: Digimon belongs to, uh, whoever now. Gee, it's really hard to know who it still belongs to when it's not even on air . . . o_0;;;

A/N: I'm writing this story on my new laptop my parents got me as an early Christmas present for traveling since I'm writing this story while I'm in Dallas for the weekend. :) Yes I'm a spoiled child so what? XD Anyway. This one I dedicate to one of the first shows from Japan (Well Pok'emon is next to it) that lead me to liking the different variety of animes there were and I deeply am proud of it. I present a story tribute to the Digimon. Idea inspired by a friend of mine . . . Can you guess who? He's a reviewer of my many stories. Okay, enjoy!

Summary: A whole cast reunion of the members of Digimon from Season 1 through 4! We all miss them but now, they return as together! Hope Cyberdramon doesn't start another revolution like the last time at a party . . . ^_^;;;

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Chapter One: "Never Be Late"

"Come on, Guilmon! Let's go or we'll miss our ride!" Takato shouted, standing in front of a hall mirror trying to wrap a tie around his neck, while wearing a formal suit. "Man, I asked mom to buy me a Clip-on-Tie . . ."

This evening, Takato is about to have a very important reunion party to celebrate for the cast of the Digimon show. It's been a while but for the first time everyone, from season one through four, will be there for the first time. They've never really been all together in one room before. You may see a little of this and little of that but never the whole picture. This will be a night to remember . . .

"I'm coming, Takato!!" Guilmon shouted from in the bathroom. Takato then heard a whole lot of water splashing and hitting the floor.

"Guilmon, what exactly are you doing up there?" asked Takato.

"Nothin'!" Guilmon replied.

"Uh-huh . . ." Takato then went up the stairs, and stopped in front of the bathroom door and opened it.

Guilmon screamed, "Agh! But Takato I'm naked!"

"Guilmon you're always naked! You don't even wear any clothes," Takato replied. "But why is my dad's fishing hat and fishing rod doing in here with you?"

"I'm fishing in the bath tub," Guilmon replied joyfully. "Heheh!"

Guilmon sat happily on the toilet seat next to the bathtub and had his heels barely touching the surface of the water. He wore a fisherman's hat and had a fishing rod over the bathtub with a line running into the water. "Here fishie, fishie, fishie!"

"Why are you fishing in the bath tub?" Takato asked.

"Terriermon said that there's such a thing as a Peanut Butter Fish so I wanna catch a Peanut Butter Fish!" Guilmon cheerfully smiled.

"Uh-huh . . ." Takato replied, as he closed the door to leave Guilmon to his fishing. "Just hurry up and get downstairs, okay?"

"Okay!" Guilmon shouted.

"Just hope Kazu and Kenta get here now," Takato prayed.

"KNOCK! KNOCK!"

"Wow, must be Kazu and Kenta. Perfect timing," said Takato.

"But of course it's always perfect timing when you're in a story mode or it would be boring to have to wait till the door is knocked to get things going," said Guilmon, yelling through the door.

" . . . Whatever. Just get ready for the reunion!"

Takato went downstairs and did his final preparation on his tie. "Sheesh, Guilmon is so gullible . . . A Peanut Butter Fish, tch! I'd be Guilmon's pet for a week if he even catches a small fry in there!" He then went to door and opened it to his two buddies, Kazu and Kenta, with their Digimon too.

"Hey, goggle-head! Can't believe you're still wearing those goggles with that tux on," said Kazu. "You look ridiculous!"

"Well you're still wearing that visor around your head," said Takato. "And that's even more ridiculous than wearing goggles."

"Hmm, Touch'e I guess," Kazu simply replied in defeat. "But hey, no one mess with the visors, got it?"

"Okay, okay, don't touch the visor," Takato repeated. "Guilmon! Come on and let's go!"

"Alright, coming! Coming!" Guilmon shouted as he ran down the stairs, just finishing up his fishing. "And lookie what I got!!"

Takato was dumbfounded when Guilmon raised up a fish from his fishing line that was the size of a golf ball. "I caught a fishie! But I'm not sure if it's a Peanut Butter Fish . . ."

Takato sighed, "Oh, catfish . . . I'm Guilmon's pet for a week."

Kazu and Kenta gave an odd look toward his remark.

Takato inspect Guilmon from snout to tail to see if he was perfect for the party. "Hmmm . . ." Guilmon now only wore a white collar around his neck with a black bow and white cuffs around his wrist to give the impression of him wearing a tux.

"Do I look okay?" asked Guilmon.

"Yeah, okay. Well, I guess we can head to the reunion now," said Takato.

"Am I okay enough to get a lady Guilmon?" Guilmon asked.

" . . . Is there even a lady Guilmon out there?" asked Kenta.

"Hey, Takato, maybe you should 'draw' him a lady Guilmon for him," Kazu hinted.

"Haha, funny," Takato replied as he elbowed him over the head. "Okay let's get in the car now."

"Uh, just a problem, Takato," Kazu stopped him.

"Um, what?"

"We don't have a car."

"What?! Then how'd you guys get to my house?!"

"We walked," said Kenta.

"WALKED?!"

"We would've rode on Guardromon but SOMEBODY just had to be stubborn in not letting his partner sit on his shoulders!" Kazu yelled over.

"I'm no car substitute," Guardromon said grumpily.

"So. we're walking to the reunion?!" Takato shouted.

"Yep! Yep!" MarineAngemon nodded.

"Ugh . . ."

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"Chop! Chop! We must hurry and get to that party, Takuya!" Bokomon rushed.

"Oh, yeah? Well why don'tcha be the one pushing this thing rather than me?!" Takuya complained, pushing the red car in front of him ahead while in Agunimon mode. "Gee! J.P. you need to cut down on the weights you're carrying in there."

"I'm not that heavy!" J.P. retorted out of the window.

"No I meant in the 'trunk'," Takuya replied.

"My butt isn't THAT big!" J.P. shouted.

"No I meant the trunk of the car! You gotta stop putting those exercising weights in there," Takuya sighed, catching his breath. "Why do you even have them? You hardly even use them."

" . . . Oh."

Takuya, J.P., Koji, Kouichi, Patamon_F, and Nehmon were all well dressed and ready to get to that reunion but the one problem is that their car had broken down. So Takuya was made to push the car all the way to pick up Zoe and Tommy, and then get to the party. Quite a lot of work for a feeble boy like him, huh? Luckily he's Agunimon now.

Nehmon had sneaked into the driver's seat without anyone noticing him and started playing, "Wheee!! I'm a race car driver! Look at me go, Takuya! Vroom! Vroom!" As he continued making car noises.

"Koji, you change into a dog, right?" asked Takuya.

"No, I change into a wolf, you idiot! There's a difference between them two, ya know?" Koji corrected.

"Well whatever but can ya be a good little doggie and pull this car for us for the rest of the way?" asked Takuya. "You know, like on a sled dog team."

" . . . No!"

"Please?"

"No!"

"Please?"

"NO! No means 'NO'!!!" Koji repeated.

" . . ." Takuya didn't want to resort to this so he then said, "Slide Evolution . . . BurningGreymon!"

Takuya, now as BurningGreymon, grabbed the car with his massive claws like a toy and started shaking it up and down. "You! Lazy! Good! For! Nothing! Child! Of! Light!! Help! Me! Pull! This! Car!!! NOW!!!"

"Wheeee!! It's like I'm in one of those Godzilla movies where he's gonna toss the car across the sky! Whoopeeeeee !!!" Nehmon hollered.

"No it's not 'whoopee', Nehmon!!" Bokomon replied as he held tightly. "It's 'pee in your pants' whoopee!!! Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!! Takuya! Stop! Cease! Waaaaaaahhhhh!!!"

"Me soooo dizzy!" Patamon_F cried. "Wheeee!!"

"Come out! Come out! Get out and help me or I won't stop shaking this car!" Takuya shouted.

"Alright! Alright! I'm coming! I'm coming!" Koji shouted.

Takuya seized his attack as Koji climbed out of the car through the window and sighed, "Why can't you get J.P. to be MetalKabuterimon to be the one pulling?"

"Cause if he does, people will think we're leading an army tank invasion upon Tokyo," Takuya replied simply. "Besides, Tokyo has had ENOUGH monster attacks in the past few years already."

"Yeah especially when Pok'emon came out."

" Hey! What is it? 'Pick on J.P. day', huh?" J.P. sulked.

"Oooh! Let's do that and charge through the city like Godzilla! ROAR!!" Nehmon roared, impersonating as Godzilla.

Bokomon grabbed Nehmon by the ear and yanked on it. "No more afternoon TV for you, ever! *sigh* Why must I be the mature one of this lot?"

" . . . Mature?"

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"So exactly where is this reunion being held at?" asked Davis, sitting in the back between Yolei and Kari.

"I dunno," T.K. replied, driving the car. Even though he's underage for driving a car, they wouldn't let Davis behind the wheel again since last time, when they went camping . . . (In another story in another time.) "Matt and the others told me it's going to be held at a mansion or something."

"A MANSION?! Oh! Oh! Is it the Playboy Mansion?!?!" Davis eagerly asked.

" . . . No," T.K. answered.

"Awwww . . ." Davis sighed, like a young child who lost his hope.

" . . . Baka."

"You sure the Digimon are okay?" asked Yolei, wondering about the Digimon in the trunk of the car.

"It's fine if they have to sit on our lap since there's no more room left to sit," said Kari. "They don't have to sit in the trunk."

"Well Veemon ain't gonna be sitting on MY lap!" Davis noted. "Last time we went on a car trip he couldn't hold it in!"

"well you could've asked to stop the car then telling him to stuff it in," T.K. replied. "And Davis, it doesn't help when you talk about the Niagara Falls while someone next to you REALLY needs to go but can't."

"How the heck am I suppose to know he has weak bladders?!" Davis shouted.

Ken replied, "Don't worry, I think they'll be-"

"ZIIIIP!!"

The car suddenly went to a halt when it seem that all energy in the car had been cut off.

"What the?!"

Davis jabbed his elbow back into the car seat. "Veemon! Stop disconnecting the circuit in the back of the trunk, NOW!!"

Meanwhile in the trunk . . .

"This what you get for stuffing me in the trunk!!" Veemon shouted.

Davis' faint voice can be heard through. "And this is what you get for a weak bladder!"

"Well I'm 'SOOO' sorry for peeing on ya!!" Veemon shouted. "And anyway a dog would've done the job for me!"

"*gasp* Ack! *hic* Agh! Can't breathe . . . !!" Patamon suffocated.

"What's wrong with him?" Armadillomon asked.

"There, there, Patamon," Hawkmon reassured him. "Just breathe in. Breathe out. Breathe in. Breathe out. Breathe in . . ."

"He's not gonna have a baby, ya know," Gatomon replied. "He's just claustrophobic."

"*gasp* Everything . . . It's so . . . DARK!!!"

Veemon connected the circuit back. The faster they get to there, the faster Patamon can get out of the trunk and stop whining. The car suddenly came back to life as T.K. drove on.

"Hey, I can't read this map," said Ken. "Can someone read the map? The font is kinda small."

"Here, I'll read it!" Davis volunteered.

Everyone shouted, "NOO!!"

" . . . Alright . . . I see you guys still don't trust me with a map," said Davis, as he gave a feeble grunt.

"Well who doesn't?" said Yolei.

"Davis, you have the worse sense of directions of all," said T.K.

"Well I did fail Geography . . ." Davis remembered. "Hey what is this?! 'Pick on Davis Day'?!?!? I blame my Geography teacher!"

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Meanwhile at the mansion of the reunion . . .

"You're looking pretty hot tonight. Okay, you can come in," Agumon, a yellow lizard with green eyes, confirmed.

The Meramon walked in and gave a "thanks" in a low voice before entering.

"Okay, next!"

"Hey Agumon! Haven't seen you in a while!" Ogremon said cheerily, with a wide-open mouth.

"Hey! How's the job hunting?" Agumon asked.

"Well at first after the 1st season of Digimon ended, I took up a job at McDonald for a month, then later I decided to go into wrestling. They called in me the 'Ugly Green'-"

"Oh I remember! I saw you on Wrestle-O-Rama that one time," Agumon remembered.

"Yeah but then I got tired of it and I decided to go back into show business," Ogremon continued. "I even tried to audition to be the Green Goblin in that Spiderman movie."

"Well how come you didn't get the part?"

"Well . . ."

**FLASHBACK**

"I'm sorry but in the movie, the Green Goblin doesn't carry a spiked club," said the director, Sami Rami.

"Well he could, ya know," said Ogremon.

"Uh-huh, and can you, um, stop making that face at me?" he asked.

"What face?" asked the open fanged mouth ogre, as he tilted his head.

" . . . Oh. Oops."

"ARE YOU IMPLYING I'M UGLY?!?!"

"Agh!! Security! Security!"

"Raaaaaarrrggghhh!!!"

**FLASHBACK ENDS**

"So after that, I chased him around the studios until security came in and shot horse tranquilizers into me to get me to calm down and kicked me out. After than I was forced to take an Anger Management class."

"Wow. Tough. So did it help?"

" . . . No."

Tai and the other older Digidestines were hosting the mansion. They thought that it's been a while since they've had a reunion so why not start now? Besides, this'll be the first time they'll be in a story with the rest of the Digidestines and Tamers.

"Alright, Matt, is the band ready?" asked Tai.

"All my band members are home sick! I'm the only one here," said Matt.

"Why not have the Gotsumons help ya?" suggested Tai.

"Nah, I'm not really into 'rock' . . . I was thinking maybe something like classic."

"Classic? Matt, this is not one of those snobbish parties where they play classical music from a piano and serve champagne."

" . . . We're not gonna serve champagne?"

Over at the catering department . . . in the kitchen.

A three clawed hand was sweeping across the counter of delicacies of food as he grabbed something.

"What?! Aww, I don't wanna a carrot!" Gabumon scowled as he threw the carrot over his shoulders.

He tried again to find "What?! No I don't want escargo!"

He then swept his hands across the counter once more and suddenly someone slammed his hands down on Gabumon's. Gabumon rose his head up slowly from behind the counter to come face to face with the cook.

"Um, hello . . . Just looking for those tiny pies with the shrimp in it," Gabumon gulped.

The master cook wasn't happy about this and you could tell when he's holding a butcher knife in the other hand in that sort of angle that says "I would use this butcher knife on your hand if I wouldn't have to go to jail because of it."

"Alright, Izzy, just climb up there and pin this banner up there," said Mimi.

"Alright, fine. Tentomon you help," Izzy ordered.

"Aye, aye, Izzy!" Tentomon confirmed as he flew up there.

Izzy climbed up the ladder with the banner and when he was half way up there, Mimi was holding the ladder steady when suddenly-

"Ahh! A fly! Shoo! Shoo!" she shouted as she let go of the ladder and started flailing her hands everywhere to keep the fly away. "Go away! Go away! Go away you icky little fly!! Oh!"

She flailed her arm so hard that she hit the ladder and it started to shake left and right and tilted . . .

"What the?! Hey! Hey! Hey! MIMI!!!!" Izzy screamed.

"Izzy!" Tentomon panicked as he flew over to Izzy quickly. The good news is that he pushed the ladder back so it won't tilt but the bad news was that Tentomon doesn't know his own flying strength.

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

"CRASH!"

"BOOM!!"

"K-POW!!"

Mimi finally got the bug to go away but she then noticed that the ladder next to her is gone. "Huh? Uh-oh . . . Izzy?! Izzy where are you!!"

The ladder had fallen and crashed with Tentomon having a massive headache from bumping the ladder over but Izzy wasn't in sight.

"Izzy?!"

"I'm up here!"

Mimi looked up to see Izzy dangling by the very edge of the banner from midair and twirling slightly from the wind.

"Hehehe, you're okay," Mimi said a little bit guiltily.

"In the next moment, I won't be 'okay' when I lose my grip and fall!" Izzy shouted.

Well all is well at the mansion at least but . . .

"Sorry, you're not entering," Agumon denied. "Gotta have your name on this checklist, bud."

"Well, that is fine. Have good evening and enjoy your party," said the man as he tipped his hat. He turned around and walked down the steps.

"What an odd guy . . . Hmm, should I be suspicious that he's wearing a trench coat with a hat and sunglasses at this hour of the night?" said Agumon. "Well, I guess there are a lot of nuts in this world."

The man in the coat walked to the bushes and hid within it as he threw off his disguise and started to speak into a communication device next to his ear. "All set. I took a closer look of the mansion's front. No access there. Anything on the side?"

On the other side of the device, it replied, "Sir! All accessible. There aren't any guards, sir. I checked the back but it'll be difficult to scale the wall when guests are around, sir. Anything up there, sir?" asking the other one who surveyed from the sky.

"All clear! Access through the roof is the best! There's a ceiling window we can access to," he said, flying through the sky on a winged kite.

"Good!" replied the first one. "We'll get in, get out, and come skit free to home with the treasure! Operation: 'Party Bust' is under way! Hyahahahahahaha!!!"

"We WTB will finally get the respect we've always wanted finally! Yah!"

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A/N: Well, not bad I guess. What treasure may lie in this mansion that the WTB would want. What are these burglars gonna do? Will the Digimon know in time before it's too late . . . ? Okay, I'll see you guys later next time with a new chapter. See ya later and remember to give me a review. I can probably add something to this since I don't really have any ideas for it much. I have writer's block. XD

Blame my Geography teacher! It's her fault!