Princess F: Just a quick note, the Yu-Gi-Oh! chara are about 5-6 years old here. This'll be a three-chapter story, just to let you know.
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The Kaiba's Gonna Getcha
And Other Semi-Spooky Stories

One warm Halloween night, after getting sugar high on trick-or-treat candy, the kids had a sleepover. On the guest list were:

Yugi
Yami
Joey
Mai
Tea
Tristan

The slumber party was being hosted at Ryou and Bakura's house. They had a large tent set up in the backyard, and everyone was settled in.

Munching on a chocolate-covered marshmallow, Bakura asked, "Wanna tell scary stories?"

There were nods from all of them. "I'll go first," he said. Bakura held the flashlight under his chin, luminating his face in a creepy manner. "Have you heard the story about the Kaiba?"

"What's a Kaiba?" Tristan asked.

"I'll tell you..." The devilish boy smirked.

The Kaiba's gonna getcha,
Yeah, the Kaiba's gonna getcha.

He's got long brown hair,
And freaky blue eyes,
Plus a glare that can turn
Potatoes into fries.

He's got a house way down
On Domino Street
And he's the scariest guy
That you ever could meet.

The Kaiba's gonna getcha,
The Kaiba's gonna getcha.
The Kaiba's gonna getcha,
Uh-huh, he's gonna getcha.

In the dark of the night,
When there's no moonlight,
When the kids are all asleep,
From his house he'll creep.

Oooh, the Kaiba's gonna getcha,
Yeah, the Kaiba's gonna getcha.
Oooh,the Kaiba's gonna getcha,
Yeah, the Kaiba's gonna getcha.

The Kaiba's gonna getcha,
Yup, the Kaiba's gonna catcha
And then
He's gonna eatcha.

Bakura's chilling tale of the Kaiba left the others scared out of their PJs. Yugi, Tea, and Ryou were all clinging to Yami in fear.

Joey... Let's say he was imitating a human sushi roll. ("I don' wanna be eaten by a Kaiba!!")

"Okie," Tristan piped up. "My turn!!"

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Princess F: I know, it's extremely stupid. It was a spur-of-the-moment type thing. Do NOT ask about the potato line.