A bit of repetition in the name. This chapter wasn't very good, because I forgot what my original story was, and had to use a different one...

Well, this is the last part. Hopefully, Mamono's question, "Will Kaiba show up?" will be answered.

The Kaiba's Gonna Getcha
And Other Semi-Spooky Stories
Part 3:
I Getcha, I Gotcha, Now I'm Gonna Eatcha!

The tent rang with various terms for "EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!"

"Bakura, that was definitely uncalled for!" Ryou gasped.

"Yeah, that was disgusting," Joey chimed in.

"But it's true..." Bakura said slyly.

Yami spoke. "I have a story. And no, it's not liver."

"What's it called?" asked a little brun with a bad haircut.

"It's called. 'I Getcha, I Gotcha—"

"Sounds like my story," Bakura interrupted.

Yami scowled. "It's not. 'I Getcha, I Gotcha, Now I'm Gonna Eatcha.'"

"That's a long name." Tea said. "Is it very scary?"

"No," Yami answered. "It's actually pretty funny."

"Good," Yugi said. "Too much scary."

The night was dark,
The dogs didn't bark,
There was a small hotel,
Where a large tree'd fell.

Three travelers came,
Running from the rain,
The innkeeper thought
They all were insane.

"Just one more room,"
The old man said.
They heard a loud boom
As they went to bed.

"Beware, it's haunted,
There's a ghost in there,
So if you really want it...
You have my prayer."

And the rain poured down,
As the thunder roared,
Then they heard a squeak
From an old floorboard.

"I getcha, I gotcha,
Now I'm gonna eatcha!"
"I getcha, I gotcha,
Now I'm gonna eatcha!"

This new voice scared them so,
Gave 'em a fright,
They opened the window,
Jumped into the night.

The very next morning,
The innkeeper saw,
Three very stiff people,
Dead from the fall.

That very same night,
The wind blew hard,
And a woman came knocking,
Stumbled into the bar.

"There's one more place,"
The old man said.
A smile lit her face,
As she went to bed.

"Beware, it's haunted,
There's a ghost in there,
So if you really want it...
You have my prayer."

And the wind gusted down,
As a voice was heard,
That woman's smile
Became sour as a curd.

"I getcha, I gotcha,
Now I'm gonna eatcha!"
"I getcha, I gotcha,
Now I'm gonna eatcha!"

This new voice scared her so,
Gave her a fright.
She opened up the window,
And jumped into the night.

The very next morning,
The innkeeper saw,
One very stiff woman,
Dead from the fall.

The night after that,
Soft was that wind,
When a boy and his dad,
They came to the inn.

"There's one more place,"
The old man said.
"Four people have died there,
We're filled with dread."

"Beware, it's haunted,
There's a ghost in there,
So if you really want it...
You have my prayer."

"Naw, we'll take it,"
Said the dad,
He and his boy
In the overlarge hat.

In the middle of night,
They heard a voice,
Saying—

"I getcha, I gotcha, now I'm gonna eatcha!" came a voice from outside.

"What's that?" Yugi squeaked. There was a rustle of leaves from outside.

"I'm too young to die!!" Tristan cowered.

"I GETCHA, I GOTCHA, NOW I'M GONNA EATCHA!!!"

Ryou shined the flashlight at the tent flap. "It's really tall..."

"It's the liver man!!" whispered Mai.

"No!" Joey said, standing up. The tent flap began to unzip, slowly.

"IT'S THE KAIBA!!!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

"RUN FOR IT!!"

"I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!!"

"HE'S GONNA EAT ME!!!"

"EAT YAMI!!!"

"I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!!"

"NO! EAT BAKURA!!!"

"FEH! EAT JOEY!!!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

"I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!!"

"EVERYBODY GET TO THE HOUSE!!!"

That, they did. Bakura was in the lead, with Yugi and Mai bringing up the rear. The human train scrambled to Ryou's parents' room.

"What's going on?" Asked Ryou's mom.

"The Kaiba's gonna eat us!" Tea sobbed.

"What's a Kaiba...?" She shot Bakura a very dark look. "And Ryou, Bakura, where's your dad? He went outside to check up on you."

"Oh no!" They shrieked. "THE KAIBA MUST'VE GOTTEN HIM!!!"

And then they clearly heard someone yell, "WHERE'RE THOSE #*%(~&#^!("!|}`* KIDS?!"

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Princess F: Heehee. I hope you liked the ending, even though Yami's story sucked.

Well, I'm off now, and I hope you'll join me in my Christmas songfic, which you'll have to wait 1.5 months for.

Ja!

Oh, by the way, for those who were reading "Gettin' Down Wit da Bad Boys," it's gone. Fanfiction deleted it.