Well here's another one of my musings... enjoy it, okay? Of course you will! Lot's of humor, and the SMALLEST bit of OOCness, this is in the future you know! There's not too much humor in this chapter, but the rest there will be a lot.

Note: Quick edit keeps combining some words in the story, and it's really annoying me, but sorry if you find any.


They Had Kids!
Chapter 1: Where the heck are they?


"Hey Keiko, whatch'ya thinking 'bout? Ain't no other guy is it?" Yusuke asked. Keiko and Yusuke were having lunch and Keiko's been staring out into space for a while now. Just to annoy her, he made the other guy comment.

"Oh, sorry, Yusuke. I was thinking about Botan again. It really worries me."

"Yeah, I know what you mean. I miss her a lot, hell, the little guy too! Where are they? Why haven't they contacted us? Damn it!" He shouted, slamming his fist on the table, making it shake. Keiko had to quickly grab her coffee before it tipped over, and glared at Yusuke.

"Yusuke, calm down! I know, we're all worried, but we have to be calm," Keiko reasoned and let off on her glare. She took a dainty sip of her coffee and sighed, leaning back in her chair.

"BE CALM? BE CALM, KEIKO? It's been two years for christ's sake!" Yusuke shouted off the top of his lungs again, making customers at the small restraunt start to whisper, and some even get up and walk out.

"Yusuke, people are starting to stare! Koenma said he found them, right? And he said he was going to have them see us. So don't worry!"

"He said that two weeks ago, Keiko!"

"Yes, I know! But we should trust Koenma!"

"Yeah, whatever Keiko," Yusuke muttered, huffed angrily, and slumped lazily into his seat.

"Don't take that tone with me, Yusuke!" Keiko screeched.

Just when they were about to get into another fight, Kuwabara came bashing through the restaurant door making more people jump and spill their food around the restaurant.

"Guys, guys! Guess what? Koenma said we're having a reunion and Hiei and Botan are coming!" Kuwabara exclaimed and started jumping up and down, scaring the customers even more.

"Oh, Kuwabara, that's wonderful! When is it?" Keiko asked, jumping out of her chair excitedly, making it fall to the floor with a loud 'THUD'.

"Um, let me see, oh! It's in a week, and it's in Reikai," Kuwabara told her, grabbing Yusuke's drink and taking a big sip.

"Awesome! Finally we can see what's been up, and why they haven't come to visit us!" Yusuke jumped out of his seat also, and asked if Kurama knew about the reunion, not even noticing Kuwabara mooching off of him.

"Yeah, he knows, I called him before I came to find you guys."

"Yeah, well, what doesn't Kurama know?" Yusuke asked, and started hooting in victory. The manager angrily stomped over to him and tapped Yusuke's shoulder.

"I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to ask you to leave, you're all scaring the customers," the manager told them angrily. Yusuke flipped him off and walked out, "Ah, who cares? This place sucks anyway!"

"Yusuke, you jerk!" Keiko hollered and ran out after him, leaving Kuwabara to pay for the bill.


"I can't believe Koenma is forcing us to go!" Botan pouted and held the letter about the reunion tightly in her hands.

"Hn. And he's making us bring Honoo and Hikari. That stupid toddler."

"I can't believe him! ...I guess it was bound to happen anyway. We couldn't hide from them forever, you know," Botansaid and looked away from him.

"Hn. I should kill that idiot. The world would be a lot happier with one less stupid, toddler ruling."

"Oh no, you don't! Just leave him alone, it's been too long anyway," Botan gave Hiei a small, convincing smile.

"Hn. That doesn't mean that the toddler doesn't deserve it."

"Oh, hush! Well, I miss Keiko, Shizuru, and Yukina! And all the boys, too! It won't be so bad," Botan's small smile turned into a bright one and read the paper again, just to make sure she had the time and place right.

"Hn," Hiei grunted and pulled Botan in for a short kiss, making her drop the paper, completely forgetting about it.

((End of Chapter))


Well there's the first chapter! ...I have nothing to say! -.-;;