Disclaimer: I do not own Frodo, Bilbo, Sam, the elf, the dwarf, OR king.... although I may have Aragorn locked in my closet... I MEAN.. okay just read.

Dedicated to Jamie for helping write and format this, and for listening to my rantings about Lord of the Rings all the time, and joining in on occasion.

This is a parody of Bon Jovi's "Livin' on a Prayer," and works best if you sing along! Enjoy.

Livin' on the Bread

Frodo used to run in the Shire
Bilbo took him in and then decides to retire, retire.
Sam works in the garden all day
Workin for his man, puttin plants in the clay
For love, mmm for love.

He says

We gotta hold on to what we've got
It doesn't make a difference if we're hobbits or not
We've got each other, and that's a lot
For love, we'll give it a shot

Oh, we're half way there
Oh, live on lembas bread
Take a piece of this Elvish bread square
Oh, live on lembas bread

Frodo has to carry the ring
Now he's holding it along with an elf, a dwarf, mmm and king
Frodo dreams of runnin away
He cries in the night
Sam whispers "It'll be okay
Someday...

We gotta hold on to what we've got
It doesn't make a difference if we're hobbits or not
We've got each other and that's a lot
For love, we'll give it a shot

Oh, we're half way there
Oh, live on lembas bread
Take a piece of this Elvish bread square
Oh, live on lembas bread

Livin on the bread.....

(guitar solo)

Oooh, we gotta hold on, ready or not,
You live for the fight when that's all that you've got

Woah, we're half way there
Woah, live on lembas bread
Take a piece of this Elvish bread square
Woah, live on lembas bread

Woah, we're half way there
Woah, livin on the bread
Take a piece of this Elvish bread square
Woah, livin on the bread

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R/R as you see if of course :)