Continuity note: This quick tale takes place during Volume Three of the Avengers title, after the team's battle against Kulan Gath in Costa Verde, and before Lord Templar and Pagan's siege against the team's mansion.
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Our scene opens in late December, with Carol Danvers, alias the superhero known as Warbird (an attractive, athletic woman in her late thirties to early forties, with blue eyes and long blonde hair) and Janet Van Dyne, alias the superhero known as the Wasp (a pretty, pixyish woman in her mid thirties, with brown eyes and short brown hair), enjoying an afternoon snack together in the kitchen of the Avengers' mansion in New York.
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Carol: Oh, I almost forgot! Merry Christmas, Jan. I'm sorry I didn't get this to you sooner.

Jan: Oh, Carol, that's quite alright! You really didn't have to! It's not like I was expecting anything, after all.

Carol: Aw, don't worry, it wasn't any big trouble. I just figured you could use it ... um, especially, you know, considering the current situation between you and Hank.

Jan: What do you mean, "between me and Hank"?

Carol: Well, you know - I mean, come on, Jan. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to see that he's been acting pretty cold lately, and you seem to be a little ... erm, pent-up, so, I just figured -

Jan: (staring in shock at the gift that she's just opened) Oh. Oh, my. Is ... is this the one with the, ah, interchangeable attachments?

Carol: Yeah, that's the one! It runs on standard D-cells, but you can also plug it into your wall socket - you know, so that you don't run down the batteries, if you're in the middle of a hot-and-heavy session. Trust me, you'll LOVE it. It used to be mine.

Jan: Wait - this is yours? Oh, no ... I can't accept this! Don't you need it more than I do? I mean, not to be impolite, but it's been a WHILE for you, hasn't it?

Carol: Heh, yeah, I was going through a dry spell, but trust me, I REALLY don't need it anymore. See, I finally went out with Vision last night, and ... well, he's quite a guy.

Jan: You don't mean ... oh, no. You two didn't -

Carol: Oh, Jan! It was the best 12 hours of my life!

Jan: Twelve HOURS?

Carol: Not only does he NEVER need a recharge, but he's also got MULTIPLE vibration speed settings! I don't know WHAT Wanda was thinking, letting him go like that ... I'm never going back to organic men again, as long as I live! Oh, which reminds me - he's taking me out again tonight, so I'd better scoot if I want to be ready in time for our night of dinner, dancing, and ... mmmmmm, well, you know! GOD, I'm tingling just thinking about it! Anyway, just wanted to give you your gift. I'll see you later on tomorrow - LATE tomorrow, with and luck. Bye!

Jan: (after Carol has left) I HATE the Vision.
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Now, wasn't that a heartwarming tale for this joyous and festive holiday season? :)