Disclaimer: I don't any of their characters. Just their e-mail addresses (unless they already exist!)

To: houseelvesrppl2@hogwartsmail.com

From: theoriginaldeatheater@darkmail.com

Subject: I love you

For a long time I have felt something that I can no longer keep secret. Miss Granger, I am in love with you. I am very sorry to have blow such a bombshell but I am afraid that if I keep it a secret I may do something that I will regret.

You may wonder why I have fallen in love with you Ð a mudblood. So I will tell you. The only reason people think I hate mudbloods is because I didn't want people to know that I had fallen in love with you. Of course I hated mudbloods before you were born, but that is not the issue. The issue is that your eyes are more beautiful than the birth of a baby and your brains are the most appealing thing I have ever come across. Hermione, if you will allow me to call you that, I am in love with you.

Please write back and let me know how you feel.

Love,

You Know Who

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To: theoriginaldeatheater

From: padfootforever@hogwartsmail.com

Subject: Hermione

This is Harry Potter Ð you know, your arch-enemy? I would like to know why you've written to Hermione. You have no right. She is my best friend and if you hate me, you hate her too. How can you tell her you love her? Someone capable of so much hate is not capable of love too. Now please leave her alone.

The Boy Who Lived (ha ha)

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To: theoriginaldeatheater

From: weasleyisourking@hogwartsmail.com

Subject: Hermione is MINE

Stay away from Hermione! She doesn't deserve to have the most hated wizard ever loving her! Do you have any idea what that will do to her? She'll be crushed! LEAVE HER ALONE! She's mine!

Ron Weasley

(Someone who's helped thwart your plans four times!)

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To: theoriginaldeatheater

From: houseelvesrppl2

Subject: Re: I love you

You must know that I am very flattered that you have taken such an interest in me and I would like to in turn confess my feelings for you, I love you, too. Please tell me what you think.

Love always, Hermione Granger

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