NOSE PLUGS

The gang camped as they sat around as the girl's went to go look for food.

They came back and cooked as Kagome went to take a bath and Sango went to a hot spring.

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The guys sat down around the fire as Miroku spoke up.

"So Inuyasha, do you love Kagome?" Miroku asked.

"W-WHAT?!" Inuyasha yelled.

"Well you two seem to have gotten pretty close after these two years." Miroku said.

"HELL NO! THAT WENCH?!" Inuyasha yelled as Miroku looked at him with shining eyes.

"Kagome has grown over the years, so you don't mind if I ask her to bare me child?" Miroku asked as Inuyasha kicked him in the face.

"Don't you think about it Monk. Kagome is mine." Inuyasha said as he covered his mouth.

"Yours huh?" Miroku said as blood dripped down his nose.

"Miroku you're bleeding." Inuyasha said pointing at the blood.

"Do you think Kagome has something to stop the bleeding?" Miroku asked as he touched the blood and Inuyasha walked over to Kagome's backpack and looked through it.

Inuyasha pulled things out and threw it at Miroku as it hit him many times in the face causing him to bleed more.

"I think this might stop it." Inuyasha said as he held out a bag and ripped it and pulled out another tiny bad as he ripped it and pulled out a tube and it had cotton inside. [^_^]

"Lets try." Miroku said as he took the object and stick it up his nose and pushed it as the cotton went in and he sighed. "Much better?" Miroku asked.

Inuyasha nodded.

Miroku stuck another on his other nose because it also was bleeding and Inuyasha took Miroku's fist.

"HEY! What are you doing Inuyasha?" Miroku asked.

"Punch me so I can use it." Inuyasha said.

"I'd be honored to." Miroku said with a smiled as he hit Inuyasha on the nose and it began bleeding and Inuyasha put the same thing up his nose and he heard rustling and started putting the things away.

"I know." Inuyasha and Miroku could hear Kagome's voice coming as the two appeared and seemed to be smiling until Kagome saw Inuyasha and Miroku and the tampon bag on the floor and she froze as Sango stared also. She knew what it was.

Kagome and Sango broke out laughing.

"What?!" Inuyasha yelled as the two girls laughed.

"That's." Sango laughed out.

"A TAMPON!" Kagome finished as they laughed. "IN YOUR NOSES!"

"HUH?" The two said as the looked at the two. "Isn't it suppose to stop bleeding noses?" Miroku asked.

Kagome sat up and made a forced on serious face so did Sango.\

"A not of wisdom. It does stop bleeding, but only for women." Kagome said with a finger in the air. Sango nodded.

"Why only women?" Inuyasha asked.

"Because we have our daily cycle and 'that' is what it's for." Kagome said as she and Sango fell over laughing at the look on Miroku's and Inuyasha's face as they pulled the tampon out of their noses and ran to a river.

"I don't think they know it wasn't used." Kagome laughed.

"Oh well." Sango said as she sat down on the wood.

Kagome shrugged, "Wonder what they'll do with a pad?" Kagome said as the two laughed again and saw Miroku and Inuyasha coming.

"Oh and Inuyasha, SIT."

*BOOM*

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