FanFic #4

p"Shopping Adventure" By Gigi

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p Disclaimer: I own nothing Joss owns all.

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p Spike: "Tell me again why I am here? And looking for a birthday gift for the whelp?"

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p Willow: "Because its only right to get him a gift since you're going to his party. Also, we begged you with puppy eyes remember?"

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p Spike: "Oh right what ever. Where do we go? I don't know my way around this place, I don't go to the mall very much."

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p Dawn: "I sorta guessed being as you wear the same thing almost very day."

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p Spike: " What must we get for the carpenter?"

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p Willow: "Something he'll like."

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p Spike: "Thanks red, I couldn't have guessed that one."

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p Willow and Dawn "75% off shoe sale?!" They ran into the store with Spike following them.

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p Willow: "Spike does this shoe make my foot look big?"

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p Spike: "No the fact that your foots big is what makes your foot big" Willow shot him a nasty look so he continued.." I am just kidding red don't go all mega witch on me. Its fine you pay for them so we can get outta this place."

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p Dawn(holding two pairs of shoes): "Which do you like better? The blue or black?"

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p Spike: "Why are you two asking me these things when you have each other?"

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p Willow: "Cause you're a guy"

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p Spike: "Yeah I know meaning I don't know squat about shoes. Anyway Will why do you care about a mans opinion?"

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p Willow: "Its just nice to have. So what should we do for Xanders birthday? Dinner, movie, mini golf, bowling what?"

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p *Just then Spike just the perfect idea of what to get Xander.*

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p Dawn: "I don't know what we should do for his birthday Will, but I do know that we need to stop at the drug store. We're out of pads and I need to" *Spike's eyes widened as a result of hearing that*

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p Willow: "Oh yeah I used most of them last week when I had mine."

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p Spike couldn't listen to one more word or he'd be left with no choice but to stake himself. Spike: "That's it you girls do whatever you want and meet me at the car in 45 minutes." Spike walked out of the store.

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p Later that week everyone was at Giles's house, they had just ate cake and now it was present time.

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p Xander(lifting up a semi-heavy gift): "This ones from Spike...its not a bomb is it?"

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p Spike "Would I give you a bomb while I am in the bloody room too? Although you did just give me an idea of how to off you without the chip getting in the way...be careful with your mail from now on" *Spike grind evilly as everyone stared at him so he continued* "Just open it!"

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p Xander tore off the wrapping paper and saw a box with a bowling ball inside and a book titled "Bowling For Dummies"

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p Spike: "Figured since you already have the shoes the ball might help...and hopefully you'll learn something from the book. I think you should. I mean it seems it was written for you by the title."

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p Xander threw the crumpled wrapping paper at Spike an grinned...as did everyone else.br

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p The End