Well, this is my first FAKE fic...*Sighs* My fav manga...I mean, I don't know what happens at the end, since I'm only on volume 4, but...I hope ya enjoy it all the same!

DISCLAIMER: I do not own FAKE...only volumes 1-4

"So, I'm guessing you're staying here tonight?" I stirred my coffee briskly as he smiled his goofy smile and threw his slender arms around me. I quivered.

"Duh." He spat out with a manly giggle. "Where else would I go?" He laughed goofily.

What a hornball...He's been trying this same stuff for the past year, and all he got was a few good kisses...really good kisses...No! What am I saying? I'm just as big a hornball as he is!

"Yo." His voice woke me from thought, his childish brown eyes looking into my own. I nodded as he continued to speak. "I'm gonna shower, alright?" I nodded again. I could see him getting annoyed with my silence, and I assumed I'd be 'punished' with a passionate kiss and a crude remark. Instead, I got nothing. This perplexed me, but by the time I turned to question him, he had retreated into the bathroom, my eyes tracing his every move. Had I done something to upset him? By now, he'd been trying to get me into bed, but now...nothing. I paced around the kitchen for about 10 minutes, rewinding the night in my mind, trying to figure out why his buddy was so quiet. All I can remember is sitting alone, and he came in, asking for a place to stay, almost demanding it. I smiled and offered him shelter, and since then he's just been quiet.

I plopped down on the couch and rubbed my temples, a headache forming as I continued to rack my brain, trying to see through his brown eyes and into his heart, where I wanted to be. I may act shy around him, and I may resist, but the truth is, I've always loved him...his smile, his laugh, his eyes. But, I could never admit it to myself that I was gay. I remember what the kids did to the gay kids in school, always getting beat him and such. I could never admit to loving him, though I did, and I was never any good at lying to others, let alone myself.

A noise snapped me out of this trance as the bathroom door opened slowly, revealing my friend in all his glory, covered in nothing more then one of my white, cotton towels, the steaming water dripping from his body. I felt my whole body tighten as he walked into the bedroom, shaking the water from his ears.

Like the stealth cop I was, I followed him into my room, hiding behind a wall as he looked back, hearing faint footsteps. He only shrugged them off and stood unaware as I took the chance I had, pouncing on him and pinning him tightly to my bed. The towel barley stayed on.

"Wh-what are you doin', Ryo?" He spoke, trying to push me off, which surprised me.

I snapped. "Listen...you haven't felt me up, kissed me, or tried to screw me once today!" I saw his eyes widen in surprise at my remarks, his eyes dancing. I continued on, pressing hard against his wet body. "Listen, Dee...I love you! Okay?! Is that what you wanted to hear? I love the way you kiss me and the way you force yourself on me! Hell! I love the way you damn near rape me...but I still love you..." My voice quieted to a whisper as Dee reached up and kissed me softly, gently, passionately. I felt his tongue poke into my mouth, and I welcomed it.

"I knew it..." He said slyly, running a hand through my crisp, blonde locks. I looked on in confusion, looking deep into his chestnut eyes. "Hate to say I told you so, buddy, but..." He paused, kissing me again, whispering in my ear. "I told ya you'd be mine."

You big hornball...I love ya...