I wanna hate you so bad . . .

. . . But I can't.

Piper and Leo orb into Leo's house, or in this case a cardboard box.

"Why don't you like me?" Leo whined.

"Well . . . uhh . . ." Piper tried to think of a witty response, but with her true feelings for him, it was too difficult.

"You like me, you really, really like me!" Leo said, realizing quicker than usual what her lack-of-response meant.

"Shut up. Just shut up." Piper snapped.

Leo leans in to kiss Piper, hoping she doesn't push him away. She doesn't, and returns his kiss with a five minute make out session.

Piper and Leo orbed back into the manor, smiling awkwardly and both had Piper's lipstick smudged all over their faces.

"YOU STOLE MY MAN, YOU BI—LLY GOAT!!!" Paige screamed, noticing their appearance.

"BILLY GOAT?!?!" Phoebe said mockingly, "Why did you say 'Billy goat'? That's random"

"Because. It isn't nice to swear." Paige said school-girl-ish-ly

"HEY! WHO YOU CALLIN A BILLY GOAT?" Leo screamed, 2 minutes too late, defending Piper.

"You're girlfriend." Paige said sarcastically.

"Oooohhh BURN!" Cole shouted.

Paige's chin started whimpering and her eyes began to tear. She ran away before anyone could notice (well , she THOUGHT no one noticed, but really everyone did).

Erick's dark orb appeared in front of Paige in her bedroom, sobbing on her bed.

"What the hell is wrong with you!?" Erick asked rudely.

Paige replied with a loud sob.

"Aww. I'm sorry." Erick said, walking over to Paige and putting an arm around her in a friendly manner.

Paige fell into his arms and cried on his shoulder.

"STOP THE MAKE-OUT SESSION!" Phoebe slammed the door open and walked in. "We've got a problem."

"What's the problem?" Paige asked, wiping the tears away from her face.

"Cole's . . . MISSING!!!!!" Phoebe screamed, bursting into tears.

"What is this, a cry-fest?" Erick asked. "What's up with you people??"

All the sudden, Piper flies in (not literally), tears streaming down her face without a sound. "I am soo sorry. I didn't mean to like him! It just happened! I can't help it."

"As I said, cry-fest" Erick

"She . . . stole. . . my. . . BOYFRIEND!!!!" Paige screamed between sobs, pointing at Piper.

"Okay, he didn't even like you in the first place! YOU TRIED TO RAPE HIM!" Phoebe said, not crying anymore.

"I did NOT!" Paige said defending herself.

"You so did!" Phoebe smirked.

"Look, Paige. I'm sorry, but he came on to me! And I just . . . went along with it." Piper said impishly.

Paige glared at Piper and walked out of the room.

"So. . . what's next, Piper?" Phoebe asked.

"Uhh, I say we go kill innocents." Piper said.

"Well, I meant with LEO, but okay." Phoebe said before walking out the door.

"It comes and then it goes away. Just like that." Erick said to himself, because everyone had left the room and he was left there alone. Erick then orbed out, into the "Down There" to watch Piper and Phoebe do whatever they were going to do, making sure they didn't get in trouble like their older sister did.

Paige stormed into her room, talking to herself.

"That stupid….UGH! Ooooh, I'm gonna get back at her for this…And then my hottie will have no choice but to fall back in lust with me!"

And with that, Paige started sprinting up the stairs to the attic, falling down twice before she finally reached the top.

Paige walked over to the Book, but when she reached out to grab it, it flew away from her. "Gosh darn! What is wrong with it?!" Paige continued to chase the Book around the room, but stopped when Leo orbed in. "Oh, hellllo, Leo!" Paige said in what she thought was a seductive voice, but actually using one that scared the crap out of him.

"Oh….hi. I was looking for Piper…Have you seen her?" Leo asked, inching away from Paige.

"OH! SO YOU'RE HERE FOR PIPER?!" Paige screamed angrily.

"Um, yes? I need her…Could you please just tell me where she is??" Leo replied, blushing a bright pink.

"SHE'S……With another man!" Paige said excitedly, her eyes gleaming.

"You're lying, I would've sensed it. I understand that you thought we had a thing, but we don't, and we never will, so just leave me alone, please. And tell me where Piper really is!" Leo told Paige forcefully, becoming angry.



Cole shimmered in, looked at the two of them, shook his head, and then shimmered out again, with a grin on his face.

The title is from a song by Taking Back Sunday.

Review if you would like us to know what you think. :D

Yeah, by the way, the tenses might be messed up because catie was writing in present tense and i was writing in past, so it might be a little strange, so if you find something you can comment and tell us to fix it, or just ignore it. sorry for the inconvenience.