I forgot to mention before, but I am using the movie format, rather than the book format. And I will go ahead and apologize for any boring moments.


Our story begins with the forging of the Championship Belts in the Land known as Greenwich, where the forging of the belts took place the fires of Titan Towers.

Three were given to the divas, beautiful and seductive but dangerous.

Seven were given to the main event superstars destined to go down in sports entertainment history.

And nine were given to corporate, because lets face it, corporate always gets the most.

But all of them had just been screwed over by the Dark Lord Vince McMahon, for he had forged for himself the Undisputed Championship Belt to rule them all. (Cue picture of Vince looking quite evil surrounded by the flames of Titan Towers.)

The Dark Lord tried to take over all of Middle Earth and there was a battle between the armies of men and elves and the army of Greenwich. It was during the final battle that Vince was defeated by Rico, son of the King. Rico was.quite different from the other princes and when he saw the belt, he took it for his own.

"Oh my god, look at that divine belt. It is just so faboo!" he squealed like a schoolgirl.literally.

But anyways.somehow Rico was killed and the belt lost.until it was picked up by the creature Goldust.


The belt was then "stolen" by an unlikely creature, a hobbit, by the name of Hulk Hogan and now it will once again resurface in:

THE LORD OF THE WRESTLING RING: The Facgime of the Squared Circle

(*Facgime was a word used by Edge and Christian during the McMahon-Helmsley Faction/Regime/Era)

Zach Gowan is sitting under a tree and the putting of an old, beat-up junker car is heard. Up drives Mick Foley.

"Foley the Fuchsia! I haven't seen you in ages!" Zach exclaimed, "You must be here for Uncle Hulk's 162nd birthday party."

"Uh. yeah. that, and a book signing."

Foley the Fuchsia continues on his journey to Hulk Hogan's house. They talk for awhile and Hulk tells him what is on his mind.

"Foley. I need to get out of here, and see the wilderness. Ya know what I mean, brother?!"

I know.this is on-the-edge-of-your-seat excitement but you'll have to wait for more of this intriguing saga to continue. Thanks for reading and your reviews.