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Jeshi: okay, yet another pointless story. I've just been saying to everyone that I have pretty much lost all confidence in my stories now, they suck and the only reason why I'm even writing them is because I have nothing else to do with my miserable and worthless life.

Larry: O_O… odd… she doesn't own anything from Mario.

Jeshi: yeah, whatever. u.u

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Master!! He calls!!! I must goooo!! Gooooo!! Go me, go goomba! Uhhh… now which way was to the master? I look all around me. The floor and walls are all grey, even the roof, but then again… everything is grey!! Even that newspaper on the floor! It's grey! It's all grey!!

" Teg tuo ereh, WON! " it's the master yelling again! I must gooooo!! I run up and down the hallways, these are hallways, right? I look ahead, wow, there are other people there!! They all look like me! I'll follow them, they need a leader!

I walk behind them and follow them, I'm a good leader, aren't I? I stop on my way walking because I look to the side to see this guy looking at me. No, it was a guy. Seriously, it was a guy. And he just… looked at me. He didn't blink, he didn't do anything, he just looked at me, what a retard, huh?

I walk up to the guy, he walks up to me, but he doesn't go anywhere. What a freak, huh? And look at that guy's ugly face! Eeww, fangs and what the googly-goofballs name is that?! A uni-brow?! That guy needs to get a life, and a shave, man. That's not cool, and look at this guy, he looks like… some kind of brown and deformed mushroom thing… with big feet… and a messed up face! Yuck. Weirdo. I walk to the left, hey look! This guy walks to the left too, and with me! At the same time! Wow, he's smarter than he looks. I go right, he goes right, I crouch, he crouch. Hehehehe, this guy is a retard, and a genius. He's a psycho! …wait, didn't whatsisface say he was psychic? Meh, naw, it was psycho.

Hahaha, now look at me! I can jump, but when I jump, HE jumps!! This guy is copying me, he does whatever I tell him to do, and he's none-the wiser! Hahahaaha!! What a freak! What a loon! The master boss is yelling at us right now, but I don't want to pay attention to him, because this guy is a retard, he's a freak and I don't like him. But he's funny though, I don't want to stop looking at him, he just keeps looking at me with those stupid eyes. What kind of guy has eyes like those? Ick. Yucky, eww!

That's when I hear someone yelling. And they're yelling a lot. What's going on? I look back at the guy, hahaha! Master is yelling at him! I laugh at him also. The master looks even MORE angrier now! Hahaa, that guy's gonna get it good, but for some reason he's laughing too. Why are YOU laughing? Look, now the master is coming, NOW you're in trouble! Hehehehe…

Why do I feel funny? What is this feeling? It feels like…I don't know… but I don't think I like it. And why is it hard to see?… Everything isn't grey anymore… everything is going black instead…

The above has just proven to you why Bowser has so many Goombas that he can afford to lose.

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Jeshi: Yeah, it was short, it was stupid, it was pointless, it sucked. Go ahead and tell me.*

Larry: O_O… you really don't have confidence anymore, do you?

Jeshi: *sigh* No, I don't. And I'm not really 'discouraged' either, I'm just telling the truth. And in case none of you noticed, Bowser was saying "get out here NOW" backwards, and the Goomba was looking in the MIRROR.

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