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The Hairbrush song

PS: *from offstage* Our curtain opens as Erik, having just finished his morning bath, is searching for his hairbrush. *The curtain opens revealing a stage set like a bathroom with a shower, shower curtains drawn. Erik is nowhere to be seen.* Erik! Get out there!

ERIK: *From behind the shower curtain* I'm not coming out.

PS: Oh yes you are.

*Someone pushes Erik out from the shower in nothing but a towel and his mask.*

ERIK PHANS: OH!! YEAH! GO ERIK! *other random catcalls that may not be printed here and keep this rating*

ERIK: I hate this.

PS: *continuing* Having no success, Erik cries out...

ERIK: *says nothing*

PS: Erik! Sing!

ERIK: No.

PS: *sighs* If you don't, I'll... I'll... redecorate your house.

ERIK: *looks worried* You wouldn't.

PS: All in pink.

ERIK: *swallows* Fine. I'll... sing.

PS: Good. *repeats* Having no success, Erik cries out...

ERIK: *singing* Oh, where is my hairbrush? Oh where is my hairbrush? Oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where oh, where. is my hairbrush? *rolls eyes*

PS: Having heard his cry, Ubaldo Piangi enters the scene. *Piangi enters* Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Erik in a towel *Piangi notices Erik's state of undress and is shocked*, Piangi regains his composure and reports...

PIANGI: *singing* I think I saw a hairbrush back there! *exits*

ERIK: *to PS* Do I HAVE to..."

PS: Yes.

ERIK: *growls* Back there is my hairbrush. Back there is my hairbrush. Back there, back there, oh, where, back there, oh, where, oh, where, back there, back there, back there ... is my hairbrush?

PS: Having heard his joyous proclamation, Meg Giry enters the scene. *Meg enters* Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Erik in a towel, *Meg sees Erik and blushes* Meg regains his composure and comments...

MEG: Why do you need a hairbrush? You don't have any hair! *exits*

ERIK: I do TOO have hair!

MEG: *from offstage* Well not much!

PS: Erik is taken aback. The thought had never occurred to him. No hair? What would this mean? What will become of him? What will become of his hairbrush? Erik wonders...

ERIK: No hair for my hairbrush. No hair for my hairbrush. No hair, no hair, no where, no hair, no hair, no hair, no where back there, no hair ... for my hairbrush.

PS: Having heard his wonderings, Nadir the Daroga enters the scene. *Nadir enters* Shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of Erik in a towel...

NADIR: Why are you in a towel?

ERIK: Because I've lost control of my life.

PS: *ignoring them* ...Nadir regains his composure and confesses...

NADIR: Erik, that old hairbrush of yours ... Well, you never use it, you don't really need it. So, well, I'm sorry ... I didn't know. But I gave it to the fop, uh, I mean Raoul --- 'cause he's got hair!

VEGGIE FANS: *scream and cheer loudly*

NADIR PHANS: *scream and cheer even more loudly*

NADIR: *Blushes, bows and exits*

PS: Feeling a deep sense of loss, Erik stumbles back and laments...

ERIK: *slowly* Not fair! Oh, my hairbrush. Not fair! My poor hairbrush. Not fair, not fair, no hair, not fair, no where, no hair, not fair, not fair, not fair! My little hairbrush!

PS: Having heard his lament, Raoul enters the scene. *Raoul enters, also only wearing a towel* Himself in a towel.

RAOUL PHANS: *catcalls *

PS: Both Erik and Raoul are shocked and slightly embarrassed at the sight of each other. *Erik and Raoul glare at each other, measuring each other up* But recognizing Erik's generosity, Raoul is thankful...

RAOUL: *sulkily* Thanks for the hairbrush. *exit*

PS: Yes, good has been done here. Raoul exits the scene. Erik smiles, but, still feeling an emotional attachment for the hairbrush, calls out...

ERIK: *muttering* This is so stupid. *singing* Take care of my hairbrush. Take care, oh my hairbrush. Take care, take care, don't dare not care. Take care. Nice hair. No fair. Take care, take care. of my hairbrush.

PS: The end!

*The curtain closes.*

Backstage...

ERIK: Can I put on some clothes now?

PS: If you insist.

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